thepettypauper  asked:

Somehow, you have lost the ability to grow a beard. What would you do?

I’d probably rock a Freddie Mercury mustache because that’s the next best thing. 

If I couldn’t grow that I’d break all the mirrors in my house and be so reclusive, I’d rival Rebeca from 100 Years of Solitude. 

thepettypauper  asked:

I want to start listening to Cher's music, but I have no idea as to where to start. What would you suggest?

I would suggest the 20 something gay go-tos: Believe & Living Proof. From there my favorite Cher albums are the 87 self titled album, It’s a Man’s World (UK versions if you can find it) and Love Hurts. If you make it past that I can suggest more.