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Day 29 : Karaoke night
“Would you follow me there? Cause I would follow you.”
I wasn’t sure how to make “karaoke” interesting so I thought… what if they were singing a song that would tell the words they’ve been failing to say so far ? 

30 Days Challenge

Things I've actually said

Like in a real life conversation

“Disrespect me like that again and I’ll punt your son”

“Did they really just sexualize a razor??”

“Stay #hydrated” (yes I said hashtag)

“I know you hate me with a passion but you should tolerate me because I brought you eclairs”

“Gasp”

“Okay okay serious question guys… When you brush your teeth which row and which side do you start on?”

“Looking at pictures of the eclipse can make you blind I read it in a NASA article so fight me”

“Ok ok but hear me out. Bears don’t do shit but shit so don’t tell me I can’t prosper just because I sleep all day. Bitch”

“What did I say about talking while I’m interrupting?”

“I’ll call you later I’m bathrooming.”

“You literally just snatched my shoulder”

“Keep talking and imma beat your ass. Nothing special. No pistol whipping, no slapping you so hard you’ll see a galaxy far far away uh uh. None of that. Imma simply beat ya ass.”

“I got thick thighs and I tell no lies”

“Actually I just lied, I got thick thighs and I still lie.”

“I won’t know what to name my first child though. I have to think about all that in advance because if not I’m gonna look around the room and pick an object. My baby’s name is gonna turn out something like Pissbowl or Papertowel because I can’t with all that pressure.”

“That cat popped out the bush and stared at me like he was the baddest bitch. He was. And he knew it.”

“I don’t fuck with arachnids.”

“Why you gotta throw that ass in a circle? Don’t discriminate the shapes. WHY DON’T YOU THROW THAT ASS IN A SQUARE HUH??”

“Do mosquitoes have thanksgiving in August because I feel like a goddamn feast rn”

*looks in mirror* “Stfu no nobody asked you so fight me bitch” *stares at mirror in shock*

“If men ain’t shit and girls ain’t loyal where the hell do I go?”

“Really? Right in front of my salad??” (You’re damn right I use memes in my everyday conversations)

“Gasp part 2”


{that’s all I think. I’m pretty dumb but that makes for a good story so feel free to use these for prompts. Just tag me in it cuz I feel the need. The need for read. Ok I’m sorry I got like 3 hours of sleep okay.}

Hey. Listen. Its time to get real.

You cannot, EVER, brush off your privilege with the fact that you’re a minority in some other area.

If someone calls you out for racism, you can’t say “but I’m gay!!!!” and get away with it. OK? Seems pretty fucking basic.

But when those areas of privilege and oppression intersect, this still holds true. If you are cis and straight, you have privilege over non straight or trans people. You will never have less privilege in that area than non straight or trans people.

So even if you are a woman and are oppressed by men, you have straight privilege over gay and trans men. Being a woman does NOT magically cancel out your straight and cis privilege.

Therefore, in no fucking universe is abusing non straight or trans men excusable just because you’re a woman and they’re men. Fetishizing marginalized men /that you have privilege over,/ specifically in the exact areas you hold that privilege to boot, is not fucking justifiable just because they have the same gender as the oppressors that hold power over BOTH of you.

Stop playing the “But I’m discriminated against!!!” card when people call you out for mistreatment of other marginalized groups. There is not a single fucking existing excuse that makes that behavior okay.

Stop distancing yourselves from the privileges you hold just because you’re oppressed in some areas.**
White community members have done this for years, cis people of all kinds have done this for years, we do not need fucking cishet women doing this to LGBTQ men. Its disgusting.

**Note that possessing some identities actually does remove the privilege from another identity, like being trans and straight. But that is another discussion and not what’s being talked about here. Most identities absolutely do not cancel out privileges in other areas.

His Fault // Harry Hook Imagine

Originally posted by adisneylover92things

a/n:  I LOVE HAROLD HOOK OK

Request: harry hook + 21 “stop looking at me like that, it’s your fault anyway.” 💓💓 thank you!

Prompt: 21 "stop looking at me like that, it’s your fault anyway.” 

Harry Hook x reader

It’s his fault. It’s always his fault. 

Every time you mess up someone’s order at Ursula’s Fish & Chips, bump into other waiters, or drop the dishes from your hands, it’s Harry fucking Hook’s fault.

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Unfuck tomorrow morning
  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Take your medication/set out your meds for the morning
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour

anonymous asked:

you have a small dimple on your cheek when your blushing and Happy. Harry would notice and be teasing you about how you both how dimples and that you both are meant to be

Laying in bed together one morning and he’s drinking in your appearance as you wake up, a smile on your lips that brings a tired grin to his lips, a finger coming up to brush the fringe from your face before trailing down your cheek and poking at the dimple that created a dent in your flesh.

“We’re definitely meant to be. Put a ring on it before any other dimpled man got his hands in yeh.” xx

anonymous asked:

Hi! Can I request a fluffy Kaminari cuddling with his s/o?

Kaminari Denki 

He has a tendency to shock you whenever you come into contact with his skin and always has to apologise for the minor electrical discharge from his quirk. It’s something that you have grown used to after experiencing it for quite some time and even come to expect it whenever you initiate any kind of snuggles with him. He adores being the smaller spoon whenever you’re lying in bed together because even a man likes being held every once in awhile but more than anything he absolutely loves resting his face on your chest. Especially coming back to his dorm/visiting your house after a particularly bad day at school or working for some agency.

When his cheek is brushing against your chest you’re not convinced when he tells you that he enjoys this position because he can listen to your heartbeat and you know that all boys are perverts by nature but that doesn’t keep you from indulging him. He melts into a puddle when you card your fingers through his hair and lightly plays with it and suddenly you hear his adorable snores leaving his mouth since a gentle scalp massage works wonders at drifting him off to a sound sleep. You have your moment of awe while you admire his sleeping countenance but then a devious smile twitches at the edges of your lips and you take advantage of sleeping beauty by braiding his hair into messes of fabulous braids and clipping cute accessories to your handiwork. 

anonymous asked:

Hi, can I request 7 and 18 with chanyeol please?

send me number + an idol’s name an i’ll write a drabble for you!

Seeing your boyfriend staring at you through his hooded lids as you dressed for the day made you sigh. “Stop staring and go back to sleep. I’ll do you good, ” you laughed, throwing your pyjama shirt at him. “You are very attractive, therefore, I will stare at you,” he hummed lowly, folding the shirt up before offering you a sleepy smile. 

“You’re cute, can I keep you?” you went to his side of the bed and brushed your fingers through his messy hair, making him grin. “Only if you call in sick today and spend the day in bed with me,” he pouted up at you. “I don’t think so,” you whispered, leaning to kiss his nose. “I’ll see you tonight.”

It's Virgo Season ♍

Sun in Virgo

Virgo’s are generally respectable, hard-working individuals who have a love of knowledge. They are analytical, intelligent, reserved, critical, helpful, and diligent.

Virgos are not the best at shaing their emotions. In relationship, unlike Cancer or Scorpio, Virgos tend to hold in how they’re truly feeling. In fact, Virgos are often self-effacing and shy. They’ll brush off your compliments quickly and, sometimes, critically. Don’t let that fool you, they want your respect and appreciation. They don’t need constant attention, as long as they feel useful and acknowleged they are satisfied.

Solar Virgos have a strong sense of responsibility. Even when they’ve convinced themselves to be irresponsible about something, they overthink and worry about it. Not all Virgos are workaholics. However, when Virgos are not involved in some kind of project, there is generally a feeling of discontent.

Virgos can be restless and somewhat nervous creatures. Their fear of under-performing is often strong. In fact, the happiest Virgos are the ones who feel appreciated and useful. Add plenty of worthwhile projects to keep them busy, and Virgos can be some of the sweetest, kindest people around.

Worried (Rafe Adler x Reader)

Requested by Anon.

Request:  Hi! Can I request a story during the Scotland arc of the game. The reader is engaged to Rafe but during the time where Sam and Nate are trying to escape, the reader is outside just enjoying the view. But once the shooting starts, Rafe gets super worried and thinks that one of Nadines men shot her when he can’t find her anywhere near the church? And when one of the mercenaries brings her back, he gets all flustered and says he loves her and what not?

A/N: Finally my lazy bum got round to writing this woohoo! This fic is on the shorter side, but I hope you will like it. As always, thank you for making the request, and enjoy!

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Workout Wednesday‼️

This week’s workout is a bit unconventional. With school starting back up, don’t forget about your mental health!

In the morning:
🔘Positive thoughts (even if it’s hard)
🔘At least 8oz of water to awaken your systems
🔘Brush those teeth
🔘Wash your face and scrub out those impurities 😌

🔘Wear a fly outfit 😏boost that confidence

At night (when all duties are taken care of):
🔘Kick back a little; watch some TV
🔘Drink water
🔘Decaf tea for relaxation

🔘Take a good shower and wash the day away to prepare yourself for a new one
🔘Get at least 8 hours of sleep


Stay healthy! 💪🏽