brush my teeth with a bottle of jack

bokuto koutarou’s taste in music

bokuto is mainstream pop trash and spends mornings humming and dancing in the bathroom to ke$ha (”before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack…what is a bottle of ‘jack’?”) and beyoncé (”I wake up, flawless, post up, flawless”) while spiking up his hair and this usually adds up to thirty minutes to his morning routine and only realizes how long he’s been in the bathroom when he remembers that akaashi always waits for him outside his house

let it be known that one time he blasted the new ariana grande album during one of his infamous never-ending practices, and fukurodani was torn over bokuto being strangely focused and performing well above average amidst the blast of pop music from his boombox

(akaashi will never get the sight of his captain’s shapely behind swaying from side to side in front of the net when he goes to prepare for a serve)

BONUS: during the summer training camp, bokuto spontaneously broke into song to warm himself up during a practice match, and the entire floor was stunned when it was revealed that fukurodani’s captain could effortlessly and breathlessly rap all of iggy azalea’s “fancy”

even more stunning, nekoma’s captain joined in during the chorus, even when he was playing karasuno in a separate court (”i’m so fancy, you already know-” “…oh my god, bro”)

(tsukishima stared at him with flushed cheeks across the net, a scowl painting his face as the master provocateur sang straight to him in that typical taunting way of his; the bedhead captain’s husky but surprisingly pleasant voice eventually haunted him all the way back to miyagi)

signs at a party

aries: I am the party

taurus: always brings the best quality liquor

gemini: knows everyone there 

cancer: you should drink more water

leo: too glam to give a damn

virgo: let me organize the beer pong cups

libra: good mix drink or gtfo

scorpio: I don’t need tequila to have a personality

sagittarius: people use chasers ?

capricorn: the designated driver

aquarius: the babysitter

pisces: *brushes teeth with a bottle of jack*

I woke up today feeling like I was famous rapper Sean Combs, otherwise know as Puff Daddy, or P. Diddy. I put on my spectacles and left my bedroom, deciding to go out to the city today. But first I brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s whisky, apparently because when I leave for tonight, I’m not coming back. A fresh pedicure on my toes, I tried on all my clothes, while boys were repeatedly calling me. I put the top down on my convertible vehicle and start to play my favorite cd’s. I go to every party I see, purposely trying to get a little bit drunk. I don’t care about anything. I have lots of beer. There is no money in my pocket, but I’m already here. Suddenly there are men lining up next to me. When I ask why, they reply with “We heard you are very very cool” I start dismissing them. except a few individuals who resemble famous rock star Mick Jagger. Everybody is insanely drunk. Boys are trying to touch my breasts. If someone is getting too drunk, I smack them. We are going to keep partying until we are kicked out, or the police shut us down. I’m being built up and broken down. My heart is pounding. You have me. Everyone puts their hands up. The party didn’t start until I walked in. I don’t want this to stop. I want it to pop. I will fight tonight, until the sun rises. The clock ticks and tocks, but the party does not stop.