bruno songs

MASTERLIST

 So this is my official masterlist, I’ll add to it as I go along :) The link is in my description so you can go straight to my masterlist from there.  

SMUT

Calum:

After Show C.H

Orgasms and Dildos C.H

Best Friends C.H

Road Trip C.H

Spread Your Legs For Me C.H

Luke:

Best Friends L.H

Study Session L.H

Virgin L.H

Never Have I Ever L.H

Macfit L.H

Leggings L.H

Play Toy L.H

I Thought It Could Be Fun L.H

Ashton:

Fighting A.I

Cheater A.I

Virgin A.I

Daddy A.I

Professor Irwin A.I | part 2

Michael:

Caught M.C

Let’s try now M.C

Mary Jane M.C 

I Thought It Was A Dream M.C

Virgin M.C

Threesome:

First time (Lashton)

FANFICTION:

Friendzoned M.C - 
chapter 1 - chapter 2 - chapter 3 - chapter 4 - chapter 5 - chapter 6

SONG-BASED:

Ashton:

Gorilla - Bruno Mars (smut)

Calum:

Last Young Renegade - ATL (fluff)

Michael:

Nicotine - P!ATD (smut)

Luke:

Temporary Fix - 1D (smut)

WRITTEN BY HANNAH:
@lukeasfuck

Michael:

Are You Happy Now? M.C

I Had A Bad Day M.C

Luke:

There’s No Way In Hell L.H

Mile High Club L.H

If You’re Lucky L.H

Ashton:

Bend Over My Lap A.I 

Intimacy A.I

Calum:

Aren’t I Good Enough? C.H

Let Me Practice On You C.H

  • Bruno Mars: *writes songs comparing his ex to the devil and telling her to go to hell and how he would've violently died for her*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Ed Sheeran: *Writes songs saying he'll never get over his ex at least 2-3 years after they broke up and another one accusing a woman of cheating on him when she says she thought he was a one night stand and never actually committed to him*
  • Everyone: ...
  • Nick Jonas: *writes a song about being possessive of his girlfriend to the point of rage and wanting to control her sexuality*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Drake: *opens one of his songs with saying that if your girlfriend goes to the opening game of a basketball season then she must be fucking one of the players and writes a song saying that his ex shouldn't be having fun or have her own sexuality and should be still upset over him leaving her and how this doesn't make her a "good" girl*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Kanye West: *writes songs about how women are his objects, how he's god, description of being violent to women, accusing all women of being gold diggers and evil, and how women owe him sex because he was rude to them and how he thinks they'd wouldn't have been successful if he hadn't been rude to them*
  • Everyone: ....
  • Taylor Swift: *writes songs expressing regret for having dated someone and blames herself for not following her own advice*
  • Everyone: Thiiisss...BITCH!!! This WHORE!!! SHe is the WOrST thing to HAVE EVER HAPPENED!!! WHAT A FAKE ASS BITCH!! She needs to move on and stop being such a slut!!