Spider-man far from home thoughts and questions

  • AUNT MAY AND HAPPY I SHIP
  • Finally a trailer that’s not angsty and makes me wanna die
  • Tom looks really good
  • “Europe doesn’t need friendly neighborhood Spider-Man” Peter sweetie…
  • “You look pretty too” I love this bye
  • NICK FURY KING OF DRAMATIC ENTRENCES
  • did I mention Tom looks really good
  • Wtf happened in those action montages
  • BLACK SPIDERSUIT???
  • This new villain looks so badass what
  • 2019 is gonna be a superhero year I’m reaDY
  • Was that captain marvel or am I stupid
  • also Tom Holland looKS SO HOT
  • Hopefully endgame doesn’t crush me too terribly so I can stay hyped for this
  • Does this take place before iw bc if it doesn’t marvel sweetie u done fucked up

“Nice to finally meet you, Spider-man.

The reason Nick Fury sounds so pissed is because he is sick of hearing about him from other agents and heroes.

“Oh my God, did you hear? Spider-man just saved the kids on the bus!”

“Did you know he makes his own webshooters?”

“Hey Fury, did I tell you about my kid?” Only a million times

“Yup, he’s my baby spider.”

“I heard one time, he punched and kicked Thanos in the face!”

“I hear Stark’s paying for his education, it’s definitely his secret son.”

“He got so excited that I was Bruce Banner that he jumped and got caught on the ceiling.”

“He’s such a sweetheart, he helped this old lady cross the road and she gave him churros!”

“Seriously Fury, stay away from my kid.”

Man being a lesbian in the Marvel fandom is the funniest shit ever lmao. You have the thirsty ass fangirls squealing “oh my god Chris/Robert/Seb/Tom/ect are sooo hooooot” and I’m just “damn I wanna jump across a stream and land decking someone in the face wtf? Teach me how Cap. I wanna be a badass too.”

Me, being a sorting hat, are gonna (try) sort Marvel characters into there hogwarts house😆

Tony Stark: Slytherin

Steve Rogers: Griffendor

Thor Odinson: Griffendor

Bruce Banner: Ravenclaw

Natasha romanoff: Slytherin

Clint Barton: Hufflepuff

Wanda Maximoff: Griffendor

Pietro Maximoff: Slytherin

Pepper Potts: Ravenclaw

Peter Parker: Hufflepuff

Stephen Strange: Ravenclaw

Bucky Barnes: Hufflepuff

Sam Wilson: Griffendor

Peter Quill: Griffendor

Gamora: Slytherin

Drax: Hufflepuff

Rocket Racoon: Slytherin

Groot: Hufflepuff

Nebula: Slytherin

Mantis: Hufflepuff

T’Challa: Griffendor

Shuri: Ravenclaw

Frank Castle: Slytherin

Matt Murdock: Hufflepuff

Jessica Jones: Slytherin

Luke Cage: Hufflepuff

Danny Rand: Ravenclaw

Loki Laufeyson: Slytherin

Hela: Slytherin

James Rhodes: Griffendor

Wade Wilson: Hufflepuff

Eddie Brock: Slytherin

Samual Alexander: Hufflepuff

Ava Ayala: Ravenclaw

I saw a rumor going around that the Black Widow movie might be R-rated and I just want to put it on the record right now, that if they don’t let little girls go enjoy the second Marvel female superhero movie… or if they put a r*pe scene in it… MARVEL AND DISNEY ARE GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS

Avengers Group Chat (featuring OC)

based on a post by @incorrect-ironstrange


TONY: Stephen what the fuck

STEPHEN: What, Tony?

TONY: You know how when we went out to eat yesterday and the waitress put the check in front of you?

STEPHEN: Even though you paid for it, yes.

TONY: Well guess what Peter told me-

STEPHEN: What?

TONY: That means your my top!

STEPHEN: I’m your what

TONY: he says I’m the bottom!

THOR: YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD BOTTOM TONY!

TONY: Wait why is Thor getting in on this

STEVE: Well looks like a Science Bro doesn’t know how technology works -Steven Rogers

STEPHEN: Steve, you don’t have to sign off after every text.  

STEVE: Jarvis I mean Vision programmed this feature I don’t know how to turn it off- Steven Rogers

NATASHA: Lol!

THOR: TONY YOU MUST BE PROUD OF YOUR BUTT FOR IT IS A GOOD BUTT

BRUCE: Thor that doesn’t mean what you think it means

THOR: WHAT DOES IT MEAN

NATASHA: It means that she thought Stephen was the male in the situation

THOR: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE BOTH MALES DID SOMETHING CHANGE SIRI STOP MAKING THE LETTERS BIG

STEPHEN: Oh my god this thread keeps getting better and better

STEVE: So if Stephen is the Male what makes Pepper- Steven Rogers

STEPHEN: I guess Pepper likes being on top ;p

THOR: NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GOOD SIR

TONY: No! Stop! Well, not every time.

NATASHA: Literally lol’ing right now.

CLINT: I was bathing Nathaniel and this is what I miss, ugh!

NATASHA: adorkable. Can’t wait for the wedding.

THOR: THERE IS A WEDDING I WILL WANT TO COME

STEPHEN: Yes Thor, you can wear a dress and flowers in your hair.

THOR: IT WILL BE LIKE IM IN ASGARD AGAIN

TONY: No one is getting married!!

PEPPER: excuse me?

STEVE: Dang. Was really hoping I would get a dance- Steven Rogers

STEPHEN: You know Peter was probably just messing with you, right? He is, after all, a thirteen-year-old kid

BRUCE: Give him some credit I think he’s seventeen

THOR: I THOUGHT HE WAS FIFTEEN!

NATASHA: Geez Tony how old is this kid?

THOR: HES A GROWING BOY THAT’S FOR SURE!

CLINT: You know what’s funny, is if you’re a bottom that means-

NATASHA: Bo must be Peter’s top lol

THOR: THAT IS VERY TRUE!

TONY: The fuck you just say about my daughter?

BRUCE: Uh you didn’t know, about Bo and uh-

TONY: WHO BANNER WHO

BRUCE: Peter! She’s been hanging with Peter a lot. In her room. Sometimes after hours-

PEPPER: Tony, relax. She’s almost an adult. I already gave her the sex talk and some um, protection and I told her I would prefer her to do it here if she was to do it. I just didn’t think she and Peter were THAT serious but now that I think about it-

THOR: SHE IS TURNING HIM INTO A MAN!

STEPHEN: Thor no!

PEPPER: guys I’m sitting next to Tony and his face has changed like all the colours please don’t have a heart attack!  

TONY: Brb.

WANDA: I turn off notifications for movie and this is what happens?

VISION: It is my understanding that perhaps this was a conversation we shouldn’t have missed for that movie.

BO: Guys why is my dad yelling about the no pants dance to Peter?

NATASHA: Well we sorta told him that you and Peter were doing that.

BO: Ew! no! I mean, well…

STEVEN: Well look at the time time to leave- Steven Rogers

THOR: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HAS HAPPENED!

STEPHEN: I’ll explain when you’re older

THOR: IM OVER A THOUSAND YEARS
OLD DO YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW HOW SEX WORKS

BRUCE: Oh boy.

Brutasha but it’s that argument from Beauty and the Beast

*Nat is wrapping Bruce’s wounds after the Battle of Wakanda/the snap and they start fighting about what happened in Sokovia*

Nat: If you hadn’t run away, this wouldn’t have happened.

Bruce: And if you hadn’t pushed me, I wouldn’t have run away!

Nat: Well you should learn to control your temper!

*Awkward silence as Nat secures his gauze.*

Nat: By the way, thank you. For saving my life.

Bruce:…you’re welcome.

Valkyrie, after finding out what Earth call their women homosexuals: Thor, did I ever tell you that I’m lesbian?

Thor, an Earth lesbian icon who knows exactly what a lesbian is but has been shown that one specific vine by Peter: I thought you were Asgardian

Valkyrie:

Valkyrie: why are you laughing so hard at your own stupidity?