bruce*

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Brennan’s that guy, who has crap ton of those joke gimmicky shirts, because he finds them utterly hilarious, and he wears them around the house. You bet your ass he has like 20 of those ‘I’m with stupid’ shirts, with an arrow for each direction (Suck my dick, I’m a shark is his favorite shirt btw) BONUS:

Brennan, makes fun of one friend, while simultaneously helping the other get some, what a champ!

Get Your Kink On

I’ve fallen into the kink hole but then again who hasn’t. I will be taking requests for a kink drabble or oneshots, I will then stop on the 30th June. I just wanna get back into writing for Marvel characters.

You can send an ask or message only, comments and reblogs do not count. Anon or not is cool.

THESE WILL BE FOR MARVEL - I’ve already posted this on my SPN blog but I thought I would make it official here.

Just be patient because I am a very shitty slow writer so :/

All you have to do is send me a character/actor x reader (I will try ship but I will ignore those that do not tickle my fancy) and a number from the kink list below. You can also pick multiple kinks ;)

Characters/Actors - even if I haven’t written them before and you love them, I’ll have a go. Can also be any variation of them. Want an AU? Just ask :)

Keep reading

bITCH

LEMME TELL YOU. I WAS DONE MA MATH TEST AND I DECIDED TO OPEN MY LAPTOP AND DO THE MATH QUESTION OF THE DAY WHEN I GO ON TWITTER AND SEE THOR RAGNAROK MEMES AND GIFS AND I STARTED GETTING GIDDY AND SMILING AND MY MATH TEACHER IS LIKE “WTF @GODINAMEME” (not revealing my name because i’m ashamed) AND IM LIKE “FoUr iS a wEiRd NumBer” CUZ IM A SMOOTHE ASS CRIMINAL.

BUT HOW TF DID BRUCE GET ON ASGARD AND HOW TF DID THEY PUT ARMOUR ON HIM. THE MJÖLNIR FUCKING DIED, LOKI LOOKING BADASS AS FUCK BITCH THIS IS THE LOKI MOVIE WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THOR ANYMORE, THOR HAS LEARNED TO GROOM HIMSELF AND LOKI’S YELLOW CAPE.

AT FIRST I WAS MAD AT THE YELLOW LIKE WTF LOKI U WANNA BE THE FUCKING SUN BECAUSE U BRIGHTEN MY DAY. STAYING TRUE TO THE COMIC BOOKS BUT GIVING IT A TWIST. BUT IM LOKKI DIGGING THE CAPE AND GOD BLESSS ‘MURICA I AM DONE

UPDATE:
Y’ALL VRY KIND BUT NOW MY MOM THINKS IM BEING CYBER BULLIED BUT KEEP THE LOVING COMING 

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Bo Burnham: 2017

Clay: do you think I could have those tapes back?

Tony: *pulls the tapes out from the back of his car* honestly I didn’t expect you to ask me this because I wasn’t trying to persuade you to take them back so they’re kinda not available right now maybe by the end of the week or