bruce wayne agent of shield

  • Bruce Wayne: You wash up on a deserted island, alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?
  • Damian Wayne: Machete.
  • Barbara Gordon: A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off the island.
  • Tim Drake: How big is the box?
  • Bruce Wayne: Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box?
  • Tim Drake: Steph.
  • Stephanie Brown: That's a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.
batlosers and social media presence

dick: posts selfies and pictures of tim’s debate team meetings on facebook. all comments are some variation of “so proud of you xoxoxo” and “give my best to helen and the kids”. also maintains bruce wayne’s okcupid profile

tim: live-tweets agents of shield. profile picture is a selfie with chloe bennett kissing his cheek.

jason: stalks the av club’s comment section.

stephanie: keeps a tumblr exclusively to reblog stephcass smut. tim’s only twitter follower.

cass: uses instagram to let the world know how ripped she is. 5 followers, 3,056 requests.

damian: known in the youtube comments section as the One Man Dixie Chick Defense Squad.

bruce: see dick