Now, Jenny, I like to finish my book as much as the next person, but there is a time to read and there is a time to GET YOUR DAMN PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!
I mean, it’s Bruce! Who bounces! With his pristine white t-shirt and his stripey (I’m going to guess M&S) boxers! And his not quite so pristine white socks! And his knee! And his wandering hand! And his everything else!
It’s not often that I condone stealing someone’s book, but it seems pretty clear from the reaction of all the parties concerned it was in fact the best possible decision so yay Bruce!