bruce castle

how to spot a fake geek boy
  • says batman and punisher are basically the same
  • thinks harley and ivy are just friends
  • aggressively rejects the notion a comic book character could be bisexual
  • thinks robin is a useless character
  • thinks joker is great and all the other batman villains are lame
  • defends sexist/homophobic/racist things in comics by saying “they’re just comic book characters lmao chill out”
  • thinks superman is lame
  • thinks batwoman is hot but is grossed out by midnighter because he’s a gay man 

okay but can someone please explain to me why ambiguous complex characters of 2016 had such a specific kind of hairstyle

Did you know The Punisher made the Joker Shit himself

Was reading the Batman vs Punisher Crossover Deadly Knights and I REALLY FRIGGIN LOVED THIS. The Joker never gets scared or rattled but when facing the Punisher who doesn’t play that shit

The Joker never gets rattled. When his plans are foiled Joker barely doesn’t curse aloud and shake his fist. He just laughs. 

Originally posted by thejokerhamillbatsyconroy

and Batman has rarely managed to make the Joker flinch. the Joker keeps laughing because he knows that Batman will never do what it takes.

But the Punisher isn’t Batman. 

Originally posted by stalsey


Not many things can wipe the Joker’s shitty grin off of his face, but Frank Castle The Punisher isn’t known for doling out second chances, especially for a homicidal maniac that has probably killed hundreds and will go on to kill thousands more. Joker recognizes the conviction in the eyes of the man holding the gun, and for once realizes the finality of his situation. He’s thinking: This man might actually close the DO THE DEED and it  aint funny.

Then Batman comes along, right on time.

Usually when the Joker gets away, it’s because of some BS and no matter how he escapes, the Joker is always laughing. But when he gets the chance to scamper away from the Punisher, there’s no trail of “HA HA HA"s; the Joker just feels lucky to get out of there alive.

Originally posted by gameraboy

Another point to Punisher for making the joker piss himself

Originally posted by ageofsuperheroes

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Gif source:  Bruce  |  Richard

Imagine being Castle’s daughter and introducing Bruce to the family as your boyfriend.

——— Request for sagyunaro ———

Between you and Alexis, you were the one Castle had never had to worry about when it came to dating. You were his stress-free little girl. Making his life easier at every turn, and allowing him to reserve his worries for Alexis choosing boys like Pi, or anyone, really.

At least, that’s what he thought up until you’d told him, “Dad, I’ve been seeing someone, and I want you to meet him.” He’d prepared himself for a boy like one of Alexis’ boyfriends. He’d prepared himself to strike the fear of his fatherly omnipotence into this mystery boyfriend’s heart.

What he hadn’t expected, however, was to open his front door and find himself shaking the offered hand of a billionaire who was nearly his age, as you introduced him as if Castle hadn’t already recognized the man who seemed to always be in the news, “This is Bruce, my boyfriend.”

“Mister Castle,” Bruce’s smile is friendly, and Castle finds himself almost instantly hating the reflection of his own bachelor-ness he finds there, “it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“Dad,” Alexis urges, pulling him from his stunned stupor as she nudges him in the side, all the while shooting you an impressed look at having kept this a secret for so long, “invite them in!”

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Castle Cluggy, Scotland

Castle Cluggy, the original home of the lairds of Ochtertyre, lies on the north side of the Loch Monzievaird. It is situated on a little peninsula (which once was an island) called the “Dry Isle.” The castle may have been built as early as the 12th century sometime after the Battle of Monzievaird in 1005. This battle was fought between Malcolm II and the usurper to the throne Kenneth IV (the Grim), who was slain there.

The fortress was referred to as ‘ancient’ in a charter of 1467. It belonged to Red Comyn, who was killed in 1306 by Robert the Bruce in the convent of the Minorites (Greyfriars Kirk) at Dumfries. The castle eventually came into the posession of Sir William Murray, 1st Baronet of Ochtertyre, who last inhabited the castle in the 17th century.

About 80 yards to the west of the ruin is a small artificial island that served as a prison. At the west end of the loch is a large mound where plague victims were buried in the reign of Charles I.

so very-bored-anon brought up with an idea i never really thought up

the BATGIRLS 

im so sorry for not thinking about them! my head was all about the boys

well Cass is a part of the villains but is totally against their actions. Cass is like a assassin and a ninja. She guards Stephanie from running away. she’s got feelings for her<3

Stephanie is a princess of the castle Tim was from so she can also use magic. she doesn’t like her uncles action too and when cass and steph shared their thoughts, steph was so happy someone in the castle having same thoughts as hers

Babs is a princess of Bruce’s castle. she would send money or food to Bruce from time to time since he’s an important to the kingdom