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“Uh, what the hell is that?” Tony asked, pointing at you with a pen, causing the other genius beside him to look up and at you standing in the doorway with a giant smile upon your face.

“So, I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be in our home” you grin happily, holding a small black kitten, amongst a cosy blue blanket.

Tony crossed his arms and rolled his eyes, “Really? Y/N, a kitten?” he asked.

“Hey, it’s cute, look at his wittle face, Stark” you moved closer, he examined the furry little beast and shrugged, “well good thing this little guy is for myself and Bruce, you love him right, Brucie?” 

Tony looked at his friend, “Uh, yeah, he’s very cute” Bruce said sheepishly, hesitantly stroking the velvet fur of the kitten, it purred from under his hand.

“He loves you already, I think, we’ll call him… Tony” you smile at human Tony, who glared at you, Bruce chuckled and held the kitten close to his chest with a small smile. 

“…I hate your girlfriend sometimes,” Tony tells Bruce who just chuckled.

“You can’t hate me, we are family, you asshole.” You yell, skipping off to bring in some of the toys you had brought kitten, Tony.  

Alternate “You”niverse Last Part

Being Bruce Banners daughter would include

Being Bruce banners Daughter would include….

Originally posted by ximestark


[A/n: This is dedicated to the lovely  Fanticfangirl001  ]

[Age: 0-10]

  • (Tony found a baby on the side of the street and everyone nominated Bruce to father the child)
  • “W-wait but what if…”
  • “No “what if’s”  s/he could be an anchor or something to you”
  • “But-”
  • “No ‘buts’ either,”
  • He was scared to touch you at first
  • But Tony had shoved you into his arms
  • “What’s her/his name?”
  • “You’re the parent you get to decide”
  • He thought for a really long time, speaking the names he liked to himself, until he came across one you liked
  • “How about, Chad, no- definitely not chad, how about sarah- no, i’ve got it how about (y/n)”
  • (SO sorry if you’re names chad/sarah they’re literally the first names that came to mind)
  • He held you more carefully than someone who’s never actually held a baby before
  • “I would’ve thought steve would’ve said something about phases by now”
  • “I heard my name!”
  • “Where’d he even learn that from?”
  • “Some 40s parenting magazine,”
  • He held your hand all the way to the classroom
  • “See you after school honey,”
  • “Bye, Bye daddy?”

[Age: 10-20]

  • “Lie was simpler when there was less testosterone, I mean now she only talkes to Either Wanda or Nat about boys,”
  • “Happens to the best to the best of us,”
  • “It’s just a phase,”
  • “Only time i’m not going to ill steve for saying that,”
  • “Yeah man it’s true because at some point she’s going to bring him home
  • Idk who was more nervous, THe boys you’re brought home or Bruce
  • “H-Hi Mr Banner,” 
  • “No.”
  • So he brought Clint
  • Who said no before the boy could even step into the house
  • Then he brought Thor
  • Who stared at him until he (the boy) felt too uncomfortable to stay
  • So then he invited sam
  • Who was most normal about, but you never brought the boy back again
  • Lastly he invited Steve, Tony and Bucky
  • You had brought Peter
  • “He’s a good kid,”
  • “I like him,”
  • ‘Eh? He’s okay…”
  • “STEVE!!!”

[Age: 20]

  • “Dad,  haven’t even started walking down the aisle and you’re crying!?”
  • “DOn’t judge me,”
  • “I’m not, i’m not, are you okay?”
  • “Yeah-yeah, I’m fine,”
  • “OKay good,” 
  • “I love you,”
  • “I love you too,”
Bruce Banner should live on Asgard

Here’s my explanation:

So in 2012 Avengers Thor fights the hulk on the hellicarrier and its actually a pretty even match.

While obviously Thor is a particularly strong Asgardian doesn’t stand to reason that the people on Asgard with their advanced technologies, warriors and magic would be better equipped to keep the hulk occupied with minimal damage?

The hulk would also be a much better asset in Asgard. Their battles could warrant the release of rage fueled beast with a thirst for destruction.

Also Asgard has a wealth of technology and endless aspects of their realm for Bruce to explore and study!

Bruce: Photograph

Song: Photograph by Ed Sheeran

Words: 1490

Background: You and Bruce were dating when you were around 16 before you moved to somewhere with your family.

Warning: none

A/N: this is one of my fav and also the last song imagine :) I really hope you will like it! x


Loving can hurt, loving can hurt sometimes But it’s the only thing that I know When it gets hard, you know it can get hard sometimes It is the only thing that makes us feel alive We keep this love in a photograph We made these memories for ourselves Where our eyes are never closing Hearts are never broken And time’s forever frozen still

Bruce’s POV

I was throwing away unnecessary things because my room was getting messier and messier. I picked up some science books from the floor. I used to read these books but I haven’t read them for a while. I walked up to the shelf and put them on.

On the shelf I found some photo albums. I pull out one of them and opened it. Suddenly one picture was dropped from it to the floor. I picked up and saw it. The picture was of me and my ex girlfriend Y/N. We were dating when we were around 16. Every time we met up, she always took photos because she liked taking photos of her favourite. I put it back to the album and put the album on the shelf again.

I looked at the clock and it said 2:14 pm right now. Tony asked me to start our new project at 4 o'clock so I still had time. I walked out of my house and headed to Stark Tower. During the roads there was a coffee shop I often go to. I still had time so I decided to drink a cup of coffee.

So you can keep me Inside the pocket of your ripped jeans Holding me closer ‘til our eyes meet You won’t ever be alone, wait for me to come home

I walked into the coffee shop and ordered one. I walked up to the table and sat down. I looked around and found a familiar woman sitting next to the table.

“Y/N Y/L/N?” I asked.

She suddenly looked up to me and opened her eyes wide.

“Bruce Banner?” she said and smiled.

“Yes It’s been a long time!” I said in a pleasure.

“Yea! how have you been?” she asked.

“Great and you?” I smiled at her.

“Me too. Bruce you haven’t change at all!” she said and laughed.

“You too Y/N. Ripped jeans and T-shirt….it’s your style right?” I said.

“Yea and I’m still into photographs” she smiled shyly.

All memories of us flashed in my brain. I’m happy to see her again and to know that she still likes photographs.

“And I’m still into science” I laughed and so did she.

“Seriously it’s been a long time since we last met.” She smiled.

“Yea that day you moved to the other state” I said sadly.

I loved her and she loved me when we were dating but her family had to move to somewhere because of her father’s job.

“Y/N I’m really glad to see you again but I-I have to go. Maybe we can….have lunch or dinner together on the other day?” I asked her.

I was a little bit nervous because I had no idea what she was going to say.

“Yes sure!” she said and smiled.

I let out a relief sigh.

“So I’ll call you later” I said and stood up.

“Bruce wait!” she said as I walked to the entrance and I stopped.

I turned back to her and saw a flash from her camera. She took a photo of me. Her camera was instant one so a photo soon came from it. She took it from her camera and wrote something on it.

“Here” she said and gave it to me.

I took it and looked down. There’s her number.

“You didn’t have my number did you?” she smirked.

I laughed and walked towards the exit.

Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul And it’s the only thing that I know, know I swear it will get easier, Remember that with every piece of you Hm, and it’s the only thing we take with us when we die Hm, we keep this love in this photograph We made these memories for ourselves Where our eyes are never closing Hearts were never broken And time’s forever frozen still

I walked into Stark Tower and into his labo.

“Hey bro” Tony said as I saw him.

“Hello how’s it going?” I asked him.

“Great man. You?”

“I’m….actually great” I mumbled.

“What happened?” he asked me.

“Well…I just met my ex girlfriend” I said as I took a paper from the desk.

“Let me guess. You broke up with her long time ago…she became much more gorgeous and you regretted breaking up with her” he said and smirked.

I opened my eyes wide.

“No Tony! I’m not…you” I said.

“Then what?” he said and raised his eyebrows.

“She hasn’t changed at all…she’s still gorgeous” I said.

“Then ask her out” he said.

“I did” I whispered.

“Really bro?” he said.

I nodded.

“I got her number too” I said as I put out the photo with her number from my pocket.

“Then call her now” he said.

“W-what?” I said in a surprise.

“Call her now!” he said loudly and laughed.

I took my phone out of my pocket and dialed her number.

“Hello?” she soon answered.

“H-hi it’s me Bruce” I said and looked at Tony. He was smiling.

“Hey Bruce!” she said.

“Y/N….do you remember what I told you?” I mumbled.

“Yea so dinner?” she said and laughed.

“Y-yea well-” she cut me off.

“Pick me up at 7. I’ll send you my address” she said and hanged up.

So you can keep me Inside the pocket of your ripped jeans Holding me closer 'til our eyes meet You won’t ever be alone And if you hurt me That’s okay baby, only words bleed Inside these pages you just hold me And I won’t ever let you go Wait for me to come home

A few hours later, I changed my clothes into good one which Tony picked up. He helped me to get ready.

I drove my car to her apartment. As I arrived there, I walked up to the door. I was nervous but knocked the door twice. Within 5 seconds, she opened the door.

“Hey Y/N you….wow” I whispered.

She looked so gorgeous in the black dress. I looked at her for a second so she frowned her eyebrows.

“You look so beautiful” I said nervously.

“Thank you” she said shyly and smiled.

“Ready to go?” I asked her.

“Yes” she said. she walked out of her apartment and we headed to where my car was.

After 10 minutes drive we arrived at fancy restaurant. I got off my car first and walked the other side. She smiled at me as I opened the car door for her. She took my hand and we walked into the restaurant.

You can fit me Inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen Next to your heartbeat where I should be Keep it deep within your soul And if you hurt me Well, that’s okay baby, only words bleed Inside these pages you just hold me And I won’t ever let you go

We finished eating and we were ready  to go home.

“I’ll drive you home” I said and smiled at her.

“Thanks Bruce” she said.

I drove 10 minutes to her apartment. As soon as we arrived there, we went straight to her room.

“It was amazing tonight. Thanks Bruce” she said and stood in front of me.

“Thank you too. M-maybe we….should do this more often?” I said.

“Yes of course!” she said and smiled at me.

Her smile was so beautiful as always.

“Oh Bruce! I have something to show you” she said and I frowned my eyebrows because I didn’t know what it was.

“Come in” she said as she opened the door.

She let me come into her room and we walked into the living room. Inside there were many pictures on the wall and I found the necklace which I gave her years ago. I smiled because this is….what her room used to be. While I was watching her house, she went somewhere and soon came back to me.

“This” she showed me the photo album.

I opened it and saw many pictures.

“These pictures….” I whispered.

“I’ve been taking pictures of my favourite” she said.

I was surprised at the pictures on the album….because they all were of myself and her when we were together. I’m happy she still had pictures of us.

“Y/N-” I looked up and tried to speak but the sound of flash from her camera cut me off.

She took a photo of me.

When I’m away, I will remember how you kissed me Under the lamppost back on Sixth street Hearing you whisper through the phone, “Wait for me to come home.”

A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this?
Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies…
Thor: Hobbies?
Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles…
Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’?
Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable.
Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man?
Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

Thor and Pikachu have something in common.

Steve Rogers was born with the shield. The serum just added wings to him.

Vision and his long-lost puppy.


Avengers and Pokemon drawings.
I had a lot of fun.

As I found that Cubone lost his mother and was traumatized by the experience like Tony, I add this comment. I didn’t know the story of Cubone when I drew it since I primarily used visual cues and/or abilities of the Pokemons for the match. Maybe someone who wears a helmet has a past that makes him wear it with which he can have power to move forward.
Tony would take good care of Cubone as he knows what kind of feeling the event gives.

can everyone take a moment to consider what it would be like if the avengers got pokemon go:
  • the day of its release, natasha disappears for a full week and comes back at level 16, with nine different rare pokemon. nobody asks what she did
  • clint uses the vents to track pokemon around the tower, and often jumps down into bedrooms at random moments to catch one. sometimes he loses signal, and you can hear him yelling in frustration through the air vents
  • tony programs the suit to alert him when there’s a pokemon nearby so he can fly there instantly, and he does the same for rhodey. after three days of this, the rest of the avengers confront them and accuse them of cheating. (”you’re supposed to walk, tony.” “shut it steve you’re just jealous that i got the snorlax before you.”)
  • steve catches onto the game lingo surprisingly quick, despite never hearing of pokemon before. he hatches the most eggs.
  • one time on a run, sam and steve saw a jigglypuff appear on their grids. that was the only time sam managed to run faster than steve.
  • the game won’t count pietro’s steps when he runs fast, so he’s taken to figuring out where the pokemon is and directing wanda and vision (and sometimes clint) to it.
  • all the electric-type pokemon show up near thor, so hes become the target of many phones pointing at him. he often thinks theyre taking pictures of him so he smiles, no matter what hes doing.
  • bruce has a small army of eevees, despite rarely leaving the lab
  • when bucky is taken to the tower, its after the game’s release, so he’s startled when everyone drops what theyre doing and grabs their phones when someone yells “SQUIRTLE.” he thinks its code for something and starts keeping a list of the different pokemon names he hears. it takes three weeks for someone to correct him.
  • during a debrief, everyone’s phones vibrates, including fury’s. they all stare at him while he catches a clefairy.
  • the real civil war: tony is team valor and steve is team mystic. the tower is a gym, so they constantly battle over it. one morning, everyone wakes up to find that the gym is now a team instinct gym, with a 3000 CP gyrados guarding it, owned by a player with a russian username. tony and steve stop fighting over the gym.