bruce as mac

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We all know the Captain goes down with the ship, I’m just the engineer!
Rock the Cradle - 3x18

Classic rock quotes for the signs

Aries

Bruce Springsteen, Dancing in the dark.

You can’t start a fire without a spark,
this gun’s for hire,
even if we’re just dancing in the dark.


Taurus

Guns ‘n Roses, November rain.

So never mind the darkness
We still find a way.
Cause nothing lasts forever
Even cold November rain.


Gemini

Eagles, Desperado.

Freedom, well that’s someone talking,
your prison is walking all through life alone.


Cancer

Steve Nicks & Don Henley, Leather & Lace

I have my own life
and I am stronger than you know.
But I carry this feeling,
when you walk in my house,
that you won’t be walking out the door.


Leo

Fleetwood Mac, Silver Springs

Time casts a spell on you,
but you won’t forget me.
I could’ve loved you,
but you wouldn’t let me.


Virgo

Eagles, Tequila sunrise.

It’s just another tequila sunrise,
this old world still looks the same.


Libra

Skid Row, I remember you.

Remember walking hand in hand.
Love letters in the sand.
I remember you.
Through sleepless nights, though every endless day.
I wanna hear you say, I remember you.


Scorpio

Pink Floyd, Wish you were here.

So you think you can tell heaven from hell, blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail, a smile from a veil?


Sagittarius

Steppenwolf, Born to be wild.

Get your motor running.
Head out on the highway.
Looking for adventure in whatever comes my way.


Capricorn

Aerosmith, What it takes.

Tell me how it is that you can sleep at night without thinking you lost everything that was good in your life,
to the toss of a dice.


Aquarius

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Crimson and Clover

Ah. Now I don’t hardly know her.
But I think I could love her.
Crimson and clover.
Over and over.


Pisces

Kansas, Carry on my wayward son.

Once I rose above the noise and confusion. Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high.

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Bruce Lee vs Han from Enter The Dragon - Kings of Kung Fu - Mac Gaming

imagine tim getting so bothered by people’s technology choices like “CONNER WHAT IS THAT THING IN YOUR HAND YOU’RE PRETENDING IS A PHONE” and “dick you know you can take that machine and just *fill in with two-hour long technobabble*” to which dick is just like “yeah sure timmy you’ll have to do that for me someday” but the worst one is

“BRUCE PLEASE YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE YOU CAN AFFORD A NEW COMPUTER UGH THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY”

Signs as classic rock songs
  • Aries: Kashmir by Led Zeppelin
  • Taurus: Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones
  • Gemini: Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas
  • Cancer: Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
  • Leo: Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
  • Virgo: Pretty Maids All In A Row by The Eagles
  • Libra: Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin
  • Scorpio: Better Man by Pearl Jam
  • Sagittarius: Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin
  • Capricorn: Dreams by Fleetwood Mac
  • Aquarius: Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
  • Pisces: Piano Man by Billy Joel