that it’s a bad idea. Bruce has never dealt well with pranks, but sometimes a
mom’s got to do what a mom’s got to do. And a mom with five kids on the
sidelines due to injuries had to find some way to keep them entertained.
In the end
it had been Duke who had suggested a game of double dog dare. The smirks that immediately
took over your boy’s faces told you, that you were in trouble, but you had gone
along with it anyway. And here you were; sneaking into the men’s showers to
distract Bruce, while Diana of all people filched his suit.
hear the water going, as you silently sneak into the showers, doing your best
to quietly open the door, you’re not surprised to see Bruce standing there,
waiting for you, completely naked. The sheer fact that any person could stand
in front of someone else, completely naked, with the same air of authority that
one would have while wearing a tailored three-piece suit.
smile on your face, you ignore the spray of the water, and walk right up to
him. Without a word you fling your arms around his neck and you kiss him. His
arms go around your waist automatically, and before you realize what’s
happening he has you backed up against a wall under the spray.
You end up
staying in that shower for nearly an hour, and by the time you leave your
clothes are completely soaked. You meet Diana two halls down, and you’re not at
all surprised to see her, Shayera, and Vixen waiting for you, all with knowing
smirks on their faces. There’s a moment of silence before Vixen finally says “So
Diana says you’re a screamer.”
another moment before all four of you break out laughing. When the laughing finally
dies down you ask “So were you able to get the suit.”
raises and eyebrow in question “Was there ever a question that I would?”
You shrug “I’d
be pretty stunned to walk in on you having sex.”
just smiles and hands you the suit “How long until he realizes?”
You smile “He
already has. There’s not a doubt in my mind that he knew exactly what I was up
to. I also have no doubt that I’ll pass Alfred on my way back.”
smile you take the suit and go on your way. Sure enough you pass Alfred on your
way out of the tower. The older man doesn’t say anything, only gives you a
knowing look as you disappear through the Zeta Tubes.