brother got a new car
  • friend: what color is it?
  • sister-in-law: black
  • brother: no, it's 'ebony twilight metallic'
  • friend: the real question is what are you going to name it?
  • me: if it's got 'twilight' in it, it has to be 'renesmee.'
  • sister-in-law: no, this is a masculine car.
  • friend: carlisle!
  • sister-in-law: yassss
  • brother: uh. . .
  • me: it has "car" in it?
  • brother: heh. that's pretty funny.