New Crack-fic, and I do mean CRACK!
A collaborative effort between Chelsie Dagger and me, “Brown Chicken, Brown Cow” is a nonsense story in which barnyard animals study the mating habits of the Butler and Housekeeper of Downton Abbey.
Cracky, wacky, and a lot of fun. Not to be taken seriously!
BROWN CHICKEN: Goooood evening chicks, heifers, sows, boars, cocks and bulls, it’s time for another exciting edition of Yorkshire’s favorite barnyard based, hidden observation show, ‘Brown Chicken, Brown Cow;’ where we spy on the humans to better understand their inferior ways of life. I am Brown Chicken and with me, as always, is Brown Cow.
BROWN COW: Thaaaaaaat’s right, Brown Chicken! Yes, indeed, barnyard friends, on this week’s edition of BBC’S ‘BC, BC’, we are observing the interaction of two species in their native habitat. Here in the servants’ courtyard, we see before us a fine specimen of butlerius proprietus and a graceful embodiment of administratus domesticus. As always, the subjects of our observation are unaware of our presence. Brown Chicken, can you tell us what we can expect to see?
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