Stranger Things

“When a young boy from a small town vanishes without a trace, his family and friends search for answers – and uncover a mystery involving top-secret government experiments, terrifying supernatural forces and one very strange little girl.”

➢ 1x1 - The Vanishing Will Beyers
1x2 - The Weirdo on Maple Street   
1x3 - Holly, Jolly
1x4 - The Body 
1x5 - The Flea and the Acrobat
1x6 - The Monster
1x7 - The Bathtub
1x8 - The Upside Down


Why The Batfamily is Dysfunctional

- Two words: family dinners. Every night the dining room suffers at least two knives thrown at the wall and no fewer than three plates tossed onto the floor

- There is an ongoing prank competition between Dick, Jason, and Cass. Every day is a challenge with booby-trapped doors and the possibility of shaving cream being on any given surface. There are no winners; only survivors.

- Damian once made the mistake of bringing all of his pets into the manor at once. That included Titus, Alfred, Batcow, Jerry, and Goliath. Alfred had never seen a bigger disaster in his entire life and Tim stills faints when he sees catnip.

- It took them four years to find all of Barbara’s hidden cameras, and there’s still one they haven’t yet discovered.

- At this point everyone not only has a birthday party each year, but they also each have a death day party from when they’d died or fake-died.

- Jason has a hidden candy stash that everyone secretly steals from. Dick still has the bullet hole scar on his arm from when Jay caught him sneaking a Snickers bar.

- Stephanie decided to have a Halloween party at the manor, and some kid somehow managed to find the Batcave. He still has a concussion and can’t remember up to a week before that night.

- The Outlaws are no longer allowed within two miles of the house.

- Or the Titans.

- Or the Birds of Prey.

- Or Miley Cyrus (Not after last time).

- It has been only 9 days since the last fire.

- There are still 14 Easter eggs that Bruce hid that have not been recovered yet.

- There are at least two broken arms per week, most of which have been caused by sibling-on-sibling violence.

- Dick once managed to break into Bruce’s liquor cabinet, and he still hasn’t found that missing shoe or his mattress.

- Cass steals everyone’s clothing, so now locking one’s closet has become a thing in the manor.

- Jason once left a note on the fridge by shooting it repetitively to spell out “WENT CLUBBING, L8TER”

- Roy lived in their house for a week when they went on vacation.

- Nerf gun wars every Sunday, hosted by Alfred.

- TIM. Just Tim in general. This kid is a mess. He makes them all seem like a bunch of filthy hobos what with his cluelessness regarding fashion and the days he stumbles around in a coffee-induced haze.

- Freeze tag tournaments on rooftops during patrol.

- Alfred knows more about cleaning up blood than a Civil War trauma surgeon in the middle of a battlefield.

- Certain Disney movies are not allowed because they trigger bad memories for some of them like The Lion King (Dick), Dumbo (Damian), Finding Nemo (Bruce), Frozen (Jason), and Big Hero 6 (Tim), just to name a few.

- Stephanie sometimes will steal little rich-people things from the manor and sell them on Ebay.

- Bruce once made the mistake of hiring a clown for Dami’s birthday and every single one of his kids beat that poor guy into a bloody pulp.

Critics weren’t especially kind to Pitch Black, but Vin obviously felt otherwise. He walked away from the Fast and Furious franchise after the second movie, but was coaxed into doing a cameo in the third movie in exchange for the rights to the Riddick franchise.

Shortly thereafter, we were treated to the batshit insanity that is The Chronicles of Riddick, a highly enjoyable film that everyone hated, possibly because there’s no way to look at the evil army and their stupid helmets or hear their insane name (Necromongers) said over and over without feeling like a little bit of a dork. 

However, if you can get past all that (which critics and moviegoers definitely could not), it’s the most fun you’ll ever have watching Vin Diesel scowl his way through a space set.It took another decade for the third installment, simply titled Riddick, to roll around. But when the Deez outwits an angry space dog by appealing to its innate desire to play fetch within the first ten minutes of the film, you know the wait was well worth it.

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Brown Eyed Girls' Narsha is getting married!

Narsha will be the first member of Brown Eyed Girls’ to get married!

A rep of Mystic Entertainment confirmed reports on September 28, announcing, “Narsha will be tying the knot this October in Seychelles. Currently, they’re quietly preparing a small wedding for the two.”

Narsha’s husband-to-be is a businessman working in the fashion industry, and their relationship was revealed to the public back in April.

Congratulations to Narsha!