brown andrews

act 2 vs act 1 of every single fucking musical (except book of mormon)
under-appreciated lines: falsettos

-both of mendel’s “i’m jewish” in four jews in a room
-“shave your legs”
-whizzer’s little moan in “mEn in cufflinks”
-“would he kill you?” “…yes.”
-trina’s “wh iZzeR” in i’m breaking down
-“you must eXORCISE a DEVIIIIILLL
-STEPHANIE J BLOCK SLAYING “I’ll wait for youuuuu”
-jason’s “i’ll buy confetti, and…..sing” IS SUCH AN INNOCENT LINE
-“oh, those, BIBLICAL TIMES”
-andrew rannells’ falsetto. “whizzer says it doesn’t dearie!”
-just the entirety of march of the falsettos
-“i think…girls are.”
-JASON’S HEBREW IN YEAR OF THE CHILD
-Marvin’s “isn’t he an asshoooole” in Year Of The Child
-“hEy where THE HELL THEY’D GET THAT UMPIRE?”
-“you’re looking sweeter than a donut” :,)
-Trina’s tired “I don’t know” when Whizzer asked if Marvin was still queer
-Marvin nutting over the bald spot
-How winded Marvin sounds when saying “That’s not nice” in A Day in Falsettoland
-Mendel’s ‘God’ voice. “Moses, everyone hates his parents!”
-“I’m a psychiatrist, get lost!!”