brovice

My younger brother talking about his girlfriend:  So it turns out girls like when you kiss their ears, but like….how do you get there?

Me: It’s like a Zelda game.  You trek via kisses from her lips, over her cheek, maybe do a side-quest down to her neck, then to her earlobe.

Younger bro: ……….ok…… but like what about boobs?

Me: Then you have to get the DLC, and travel south from her neck to complete the breast quest.

*fist bump*