brotp:skittles

Having read way too many fics in which Stiles’ response to the idea of him and Scott being romantically/sexually linked is, “ewww gross”, I want someone to write a fic in which the following sort of exchange occurs:

[Character of choice] “For a second there I thought you and Scott were getting it on.”

Stiles: “That’d be the hottest ever and you know it.”

[Indeterminate amount of time later, Stiles is staring into the middle distance.]

Stiles: “Scott and I, me and Scott. Huh.”

[More time, more thinking about it.]

Stiles: “Seriously, why aren’t we a thing?”

[Character of choice] “I was only joking.”

Stiles: “I’m not.”

Headcanon: Stiles changes Scott’s autocorrect settings on his phone so certain words/phrases get autocorrected into other things.

“I” ➝ “the cutest truest alpha in the universe” (Stiles especially likes this one because it sounds like Scott’s talking in first person and it’s just hilarious until Scott changes it, which he does immediately)

“homework” ➝ “booty” (“Hey Danny what’s the booty in Econ?”)

“tired” ➝ “horny” (this is because he’s a little shit and he gets a kick out of Scott accidentally texting that he’s “so horny” instead of “so tired” when Stiles asks if he wants to come over and play video games all night after work) ((this totally works too because Scott comes over after work and like, tickles him until he says sorry and changes the settings back himself or something))

Anyway this trickery goes on for months, and Scott just keeps changing all of the autocorrect settings back as soon as he sees that Stiles changed them. He doesn’t even bother changing the passcode on his phone because Stiles knows every possible password he could have and he doesn’t want to be bothered with creating a new one. So this goes on for a long time until Stiles changes his own name in Scott’s phone into “Hot Stuff” or “Sexlinski” or “the love of my life” or something.

And he’s looking over Scott’s shoulder as he texts Isaac about a week later. And Stiles’ name autocorrects to “the love of my life” on the screen but Scott doesn’t even go back to edit it.

He just leaves it.

And Stiles thinks that maybe he just hasn’t had the chance to change it, until he sees it happen like five more times while Scott’s texting Isaac (who also doesn’t seem to think it’s weird that Scott is constantly referring to Stiles as “Sexlinski”) and Scott doesn’t even look phased.

And Stiles hadn’t known that Scott hadn’t changed it back because Scott never has to text “Stiles” to him because, duh, he is Stiles and oh my god what does this mean

So this changes things temporarily as Stiles tests the waters by becoming slightly more flirtatious with Scott as the days pass and eventually Stiles just realizes “holy shit Scott’s in love with me” and he confronts him and they touch dicks and make out.

(wow i mean ok this started as a head canon but it ended up being a little ficlet but w/e)