My brother has loved all of the “upgrades” I’ve given him over the past couple of weeks using grandpa’s magic wishing stone. I’ve made sure of it. He loved it, of course, when I gave him all of those muscles, that six-pack, those biceps, that perky bubble butt. He loved it when I changed his face to make him even cuter than he was before, when I upgraded him from being boy-next-door cute to supermodel hot.

He even loved being told that from now on, he was going to obey my every word. He was going to be grateful to me for all of the upgrades I had given him, because he knew that I could take them all away with one wish, just as easily as I had given them to him in the first place. He struggled a bit with that one, but he was much more agreeable to it once I wished a couple of his IQ points away.

Now for my latest upgrade, I’ve made him think that his magically-enhanced body tastes just as delicious as it looks, that it tastes like candy. He’s spent the past hour practically giving himself a tongue bath, flexing his biceps and kissing them all over, burying his tongue deep in his pits and savoring the taste like it’s the best fucking thing he’s ever had.

I clear my throat to remind him that I’m still there in the room with him. He looks up at me and gives his bicep one more lick. He puts his arm up behind his head, his armpit now on full display for me. 

“You want a taste of this, bro?” he moans in his sultriest voice, “It’s all yours.”

GotG - Family Tradition

I think there’s a pattern within the Ravager family; I started thinking about this after seeing the micro moment (but still a moment nontheless) between Yondu and Martinex.

So here’s are all the similar actions I came up with:
- Stakar saves a young Yondu from slavery, becoming not only his captain but also the first real parental or maybe big brother figure in his life; Yondu saved Peter from being a possible prisoner of his biological father Ego, becoming his captain and father figure in his new life.
- Yondu and Martinex must have grown up together, maybe being as close as brothers within the Ravagers; Kraglin and Peter more than likely grew up together in the Ravagers, also becoming like brothers.
- One of the two pairs of brothers became first mate to their captains/father figures/older brother figures; Martinex to Stakar and Kraglin to Yondu.
-The other brothers become the “black sheeps” of sorts, Yondu and Peter, going off on their own and forming their own clans.
-Both brothers who were named first mate, Martinex and Kraglin, hold some form of resentment towards their adopted brothers; Martinex’s anger towards Yondu for betraying the code and Kraglin’s jealousy towards Peter for being Yondu’s “favorite son” and always getting away with things scott free.
-In the end they all still love each other: Martinex stating that Yondu didn’t let the clan down afterall, forgiving him for his past actions, and honoring his memory at the Ravager funeral and Kraglin giving Peter the Zune player as a last gift from Yondu while Peter gives Kraglin the Yaka Arrow stating that Yondu would want him to have it and in a way showing Kraglin that Yondu was just as proud of his “oldest son” or “little brother” as he was of Peter.

SO MANY SIMILAR SITUATIONS!!! I hope I remembered them all; I came up with so many!! XD

Dark souls 2 stream

I’ve order dark souls 2 scholar of the first sin for Ps4. It should be here on the 2nd of June thanks to the bank holiday weekend.
Any ways, I’ve played SoTFS partially, venturing a little into the DLC areas but never the PS4/XBOX ONE versions so I’m calling it a partially blind run.
I’m hoping for a lots of fun and cooperation which I’d love you guys to join in!
So? What starting build do you guys think I should start as and any additional rules to adhere to?
Since I work Fri/Sat the stream will take place Sunday night, very late here, not too late for you sun praising brothers over seas. I’ll aim for 11pm/MIDNIGHT GMT, which is 6pm Central and 7 Eastern
I hope to see you all there. I’ll be tanked on estus and praising the sun!
Join me on twitch at twitch.tv/jollycooperationbrothers
Praise the sun!


An Ohio mother is sharing a magical surprise her teenage son planned for his younger sister.

Photographer Christina Angel said her 13-year-old son asked her to get him a Prince Charming costume so that he could do something special for his 5-year-old sister and best friend.

Angel told ABC 7 Chicago her son suffers from depression and his sister has become his biggest cheerleader, so he wanted to thank her with a princess photo shoot.

Angel bought the costume and her son found a pair of black dress shoes at a thrift store. He wanted to get the details perfect, she said, even shining the shoes the old-fashioned way with polish and a rag.

When they were ready, the mother and son surprised the little girl with a brand-new Snow White dress.

The proud mom said her little girl loved every second of her photo shoot with her “favorite boy in the world.” And it shows!

I am still a Muslim

Yes, I don’t wear a hijab. Yes, I wear tight dresses and sometimes short shorts. Yes, I sometimes miss my namaz. Yes, I did not memorize the Quran. But I am still a Muslim. I believe in Allah (swt). I believe in the day of judgement. I believe in junnah and jahannam. I believe in zakah. I try my best to complete my daily prayers but overall I don’t believe that it is the only thing that defines me as a Muslim. My everyday acts and dedication to Allah is what I believe makes me a part of Islam. I make dua everyday. I start my day with bismillah and I end it with alhamdulillah. I stay humble and modest in my actions. I respect my parents. I pray for the unfortunate. I am still a Muslim. I am just as Muslim as you are.