i must compliment thee, dearest Mother of the Peaches, for thy blog is most diverting and thy kindness is unmatched in this land. sendeth a pigeon to me and i shalt loveth you twice as much for ever.
grant you mercy for something something in broth'r, i appreciate thy kind words and sendeth love thy way. following thy request for a pigeon i hereby writeth thee a pun to amuse thee: wherefore didst the suit of armor stayeth outside? that gent wenteth out for the knight. attached a picture of The Danger Tone, our local bangtaneth church choir.
She’s my religion, so i can call you she-sus,
Mother of the Peaches.