brothe r

kittys-little-world  asked:

i must compliment thee, dearest Mother of the Peaches, for thy blog is most diverting and thy kindness is unmatched in this land. sendeth a pigeon to me and i shalt loveth you twice as much for ever.

bestest kitty,

grant you mercy for something something in broth'r, i appreciate thy kind words and sendeth love thy way. following thy request for a pigeon i hereby writeth thee a pun to amuse thee: wherefore didst the suit of armor stayeth outside? that gent wenteth out for the knight. attached a picture of The Danger Tone, our local bangtaneth church choir.

She’s my religion, so i can call you she-sus,

Mother of the Peaches.

anonymous asked:

I tried turning my pigeon on and off again but it still didnt work.. what do?

good morrow broth'r.

i am terribly my most humble apology to heareth about thy broken pigeon and me and Christian Jimithy the 1st of Beingborninbusan Ville wilt tryeth to the best of our abilities to sendeth thee a new pigeon within the next moon. Attached a picture of Christian Jimithy the 1st of Beingborninbusan Ville portrayed during his prayer.

Enthusiastically,

Mother of the Peaches.

penguinjesus  asked:

Can I have a lol pigeon? I'm mad and frustrated but also happy :"0

Heigh-ho, broth'r

grant you mercy for sending a pigeon. father jimeth and i desire thee and thy holy penguins art doing well. attached a picture of father jimeth opening his arms to welcome all those that convert to bangtaneth.

Over and out,

Mother of the Peaches.

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look mom, you’re just not fucking fair. why is it that my brothe r can watch his YouTube videos as Loud as he wants but when I wtach videos at home I’m “disturbing everyone” and “embarrassing us in front of grandma with all that anal porn”?