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Welcome to Brofest!

Hello everyone.
Just a little note to say that we’re almost closing sign-ups for Brofest.
If you want to join, please make sure to enter before midnight PST, March 7th (today!)

If you’ve already joined: Welcome!
So far we have 71 participants for a total of 87 fan fiction pieces.

  • 15 signed up for Flash Fiction Tier
  • 30 for Rookie Tier
  • 19 for Apprentice
  • 13 for Master
  • 5 for Champion
  • 5 brave souls signed up for God

Ideally, by the end of two months,  we will ideally have collectively written at least 655.750 words (which is Insane!).
Please note that participants have another month to change tiers. Changes to tiers close on April 7th to give you some time to figure out your schedules.

As a good luck charm and some extra inspiration, have the bro-est bro pics from our stash.

Please consider:

Wall bros

Life saving bros

Protective bros

Spectating bros

Proud bros

Intimidating bros


Good luck! 
-your friendly neighbourhood admins

Frosty the Broman was a jolly happy soul,

With a corncob pipe and a button nose

And two eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the Broman is a fairy tale, they say,

He was made of bro but the children

Know how he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that

Trucker hat they found.

For when they placed it on his head

He began to dance around.

O, Frosty the Broman

Was alive as he could be,

And the children say he could laugh

And play just the same as you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Frosty bro.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Over the hills of snow.

Frosty the Broman knew

The sun was hot that day,

So he said, “Let’s run and

We’ll have some fun

Now before I melt away.”

Down to the village,

With a sixpack in his hand,

Running here and there all

Around the square saying,

Catch me if you can.

He led them down the streets of town

Right to the traffic cop.

And he only paused a broment when

He heard him holler “Stop!”

For Frosty the broman

Had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye saying,

“Don’t you cry,

I’ll be back again some day.”

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Frosty bro.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Over the hills of snow.