bros are real with each other

RIGHT SO I JUST FINISHED REWATCHING TANGLED, AND

I just got hit by this realization.

Eugene is telling this as a bedtime story to their kids.

Like, all I could imagine is this adorable little brown haired kid with green eyes sitting in bed watching as he makes this really dramatic face, and begins

“This is the story of how I died!”

and they look a little scared, so he quickly goes

“Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel and it starts with the sun.”

And they both look at Rapunzel real quick because, hey, Mom’s in the story, great!

And by the end they’re both teasing each other and making sappy faces and the kid’s giggling and half asleep and

“There you go, kiddo. That’s the story of how we met. Sweet dreams, sunshine. Tomorrow night we’re gonna tell you the story of how your Aunt Elsa froze her entire fucking country because of her emotional issues.”

EUGENE!”

WHAT?”

are u ever just doing some totally mundane every day thing and then u remember that lance & keith actually held hands. keith actually grabbed a hold of lance’s hand and held it as they gazed longingly into each others eyes, as lance continued to say “we are a good team.” and to top it all off the background was some shade of purple to really compliment the fact that they really are red & blue. wow. im js bro you cant make this shit up this is the most romantic shit ive ever seen-

anonymous asked:

On the topic of top 10: what would be the top 10 reaction posts/revelations for the fans from Yuuri's tell-all book? (Among which I'm assuming are when he and Viktor got together and why he hated him so much!)

Top 10 Reaction Posts/Revelations From Yuuri’s Tell-All Book?

10) ‘Wow, they had a lot more sex than the Hollywood film lead us to believe’ referencing this and this post (which were the origins of the idea of Yuuri eventually writing a book to tell the world the truth) about the inaccurate Hollywood movie version of their lives and how different it was to the real story

9) A lot of ‘death to the conspiracy theories’ reactions because even though Viktor and Yuuri were married at this point there were still a small section of people claiming that one or other of them were blackmailed into it or that it was all publicity. After the book was released everyone was like ‘can you all just finally accept that they actually love each other now please?’

8) ‘Phichit/Chris are the best bros ever’ because Yuuri talked to them both to get an outside perspective when he was writing and everyone who read the book could see how vital they both were for support and friendship and also how much crap they had to suffer through while Viktor and Yuuri got their shit together. After the book was released they posted a selfie together on Instagram with the hashtag #longsufferingBFFs which started trending

7) A reaction from Clara_M @Katsukidon aka the person who saw them on a date in chapter 9 that can basically be summed up with ‘I TOLD YOU AND NONE OF YOU BELIEVED ME WHO’S LAUGHING NOW HUH’

6) A big discussion about anxiety both in sport and in normal life that Yuuri’s book prompted because he was very honest with his emotions and motivations and it was quite a shock for a lot of people to learn that someone so successful still felt like he wasn’t worthy a lot of the time in both his professional and private life

5) I CAN’T BELIEVE NIKIFOROV WAS IN LOVE WITH KATSUKI FOR F I V E  F U C K I N G  Y E A R S BEFORE THEY GOT TOGETHER JFC

4) A multitude of reactions to the reveal of how the rivalry started, most of them being along the lines of ‘FINALLY WE KNOW’ and jokes about Viktor accidentally creating his own supervillain, comic book style. This is where the ‘creating your own Katsuki’ meme came from.

3) A line that someone tweeted and then became very popular saying ‘I can’t believe Nikiforov got fucked over in his home country and fucked in Katsuki’s’ referencing the fact that Yuuri first beat Viktor in Sochi, Russia and first slept with Viktor in Saitama, Japan.

2) I can’t believe Nikiforov and Katsuki spent 4+ years sneaking in and out of each other’s hotel rooms and no-one ever noticed (this one is actually wrong, quite a few people noticed but they were all people who were bound by confidentiality not to say anything)

1) IT WAS KATSUKI’S JACKET

skam-fest (balloon squad livestream): TRANSLATION

disclaimer: we dunno danish. huge shout out to @maksisskambackwards for norwegian-english translation for the boys and Håkon. (they didn’t want credit and I said hush) grammar fixes by me ;) 

Everybody introduces themselves. And Håkon says that they’re still producing and thats why everybody couldn’t be there. Håkon likes Eskilds character the best.

Mutasim: Hei hei. My name is Mutasim and I play Mutasim. And I don’t know what else to say. My favorite character is Chris - girl Chris. Good actress.

Cengiz: should I introduce myself? I’m Cengiz, its like Ghengis Khan. (pronunciation of his name) I’m 19. And turning 20 today. No yesterday. What else should I say. I’ve never done any acting before. So this is very new for me. But its very fun to be here and speak before you. My favourite actor is many actually. I think like Håkon over there that Eskild has been really good. Chris. Really all, many are good. And I also think Vilde. Of course I like all the characters. Sana is a really important character. I support all of them. All my colleagues are great.

Simo: Hi, I´m Simo and I´m Sana’s brother, Elias. My favourite actor, I wanna say first everyone is amazing. But if I have to choose one it would be Sana.

Yousef: My name is Yousef, and I play Mikael. My favourite character is maybe Even. An (unpredictable?) character.

Adam: Hi everybody, I’m Adam and i play Adam. I’m 18 and really an artist and suddenly I’m an actor. My favourite is Jonas or Marlon. I’ve known Marlon for many years. We used to skate together and are buds. And one day he was like, “Adam I’ll be in this new show on NRK,” and we were like,  “okay… Is that cool?” And it was really fun to watch how it turned out.

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I finally got to watch season 2 of Letterkenny.

The Hicks are their usual self. The only real change/development is that Katy turns out to be bisexual. Will she have sex with Stewart or Reilly and Jonesy at the party? Neither.

Reilly and Jonesy are a lot more likable in the second season. They weren’t hate'able in the first season, but they’ve got more depth now. It’s emphasized how much they love Katy and each other. They don’t act like jerks when she dumps them, and instead focus on helping each other through the sadness. And when Katy said they’d be jerking each other off if she dumped them? Yup. Bros to the end.

The Skits (I’ve been informed it’s spelled Skids) are way over the top in season 2. They always had trouble with mood swings, sudden yelling, and general weirdness because of their meth use, but it’s too much now. The series would benefit from toning them down for season 3. I do like that they gave Roald a more prominent part though. He’s such a sweety. And everything about Stewart having the biggest cock in Letterkenny was priceless.
(Turns out I got their group dynamic wrong. I thought throughout all of season 1 and most of 2 that they all slept with each other, or at least that Devon and Roald were sort of a couple thanks to all the cuddling and hand-holding. Turns out only Stewart and Roald experimented a bit when they were teenagers, but besides that they’re all just super touchy with each other (and Roald is probably in love with Devon). But you gotta give it to Stewart and Devon. They don’t shut Roald out of the cuddlefest just because he’s gay)

My favorite change is Pastor Glen. He went from being a super creepy pervert to a genuinely sweet guy who wants to help people. I especially like the episode where he tries to help Reilly and Jonesy. He tries to suggest that he’d be more than happy to take Katy’s place between them, but quickly realize they’re not getting his hints, give up, and try to help them instead.

And dear, beautiful Gail. She is so goddamn unpredicable she made me snort several times. It was fun seeing her do other stuff besides being a bartender.

And I fucking forgot Tamsin which makes me the worst person ever.

Seriously, give the series a try.

The Actual Definition of a ‘Bro Tat’

BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 1: ED SHEERAN AND HARRY STYLES

BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 2: ZAYN MALIK AND LOUIS TOMLINSON

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 1: The first words you and your bro said to each other.

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 2: A ship and a goddamn compass in case your bro gets lost.

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 3: Birds that have eyebrows like you and your bro, and a matching bird on your bro.

Birds don’t even have eyebrows…

“Cool sparrow, bro!’

‘You too, bro!”

“It’s, like, totally my favourite bird, bro.”

“Bro! Mine too!”

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 4: WhateverTF this means. No bromo!

“Like a moth to a flame, bro, get it? Like, you’re my flame.”

“Bro.”

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 5: Padlock and key, because your bro holds the key to your heart.

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 6: A heart and arrow, because it felt like cupid literally shot you in the heart that first time you saw your bro and then peed on him by accident. And just in case the padlock and key wasn’t literal enough. Gotta be crystal clear, bro.

“Get it? Heart on my sleeve, bro.”

“Nice, bro.”

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 7: A rose and dagger in the same place. Because it’s, like, totally broconic.  

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 8: A rope and anchor tat because your bro keeps you grounded.

“Bro, make sure there’s a break in the rope so everyone knows you can knot it through my anchor, bro.”

“Good idea, bro!”

NON-BRO TAT EXAMPLE NO. 9: The fucking first words you and your bro said to each other.

“I love you, bro. Homo.”

“Thanks, bro. You mean ‘no homo’?”

“No, bro. Like, full homo.”

“Bro.”

double standards

Vhope: hug each other all the time, have kissed several times on cam, Tae’s very gay “#oh” series for Hoseok( 1,  2,  3,  4 ), literally always complimenting Hobi (seriously, his biggest hypeman!!) (he does this a lot) (like A LOT), they chose each other as the member they would date/ideal type, Tae on VLive literally said “VHope - The best combination” and then they fist-bumped, Hoseok basically said that he wants to have Taehyung, he called Tae a doll he hugs to sleep, Tae also said his favourite fragrance is the smell of Hoseok’s bed, they said they have a “red” “hot” “passionate” relationship with each other etc.

Fandom: awwww cute bros #friendshipgoals 

Jihope: hug each other all the time, Hoseok kissed Jimin many times on cam, massage buddies, Hobi says Jimin’s name even in his sleep, they said they need each other for stress relief, Hoseok babies Jimin, chose each other as their ideal type, Hoseok said he fell for Jimin’s charms, Jimin said he cries if Hoseok cries and vice-versa, Hoseok said he goes to Jimin for strength and advice when he’s tired, Hoseok literally called Jimin “my love” and also “an existence that I love” etc.

Fandom: awwww cute bros #friendshipgoals

Vmin: hug each other all the freaking time, have kissed several times, say they want to be together even when they become grandfathers, Jimin called Tae his saviour, call each other soulmates, Tae said “I only have you” to Jimin, he also said that Jimin’s smile cheers him up when he feels blue, Tae wrote a love song for Jimin, Jimin is Taehyung’s stress reliever, Tae said Jimin is the member who will protect him forever, they say “I love you” to each other frequently etc.

Fandom: awwww cute bros #friendshipgoals

*sunshine-line ships literally have thousands of romantic/gay moments*

Fandom: awwww cute bros #friendshipgoals

*any other popular ship smiles/glances at each other*

Fandom: omFG DID YOU SEE THAT??!! MY OTP IS FCKING REAL!! BOYFRIENDS!! GET MARRIED ALREADY!!1! SO WHIPPED ISTG!1!

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“This is about the porridge. You remember, don’t you? I can’t recall where we were, Saint Germain, I expect…”

anonymous asked:

ayyyy do you have any klance oneshot recs? preferably all pining and fluffy like your texts? because I have a lack :D :D :D

oohhhhohoho buddy do i ever ;)

idk if you’ve read any of the fics that people have written based on some of my posts but start there if you’d like! there’s a link at the top of my page “fics for vm” and you should be able to find them there! 

other than that, here’s a few of my personal favorite pining oneshots!

in my mind - sarolonde (lance and keith can hear each other’s thoughts. it gets REAL. there’s some angst but it ends so soooo well and i’m dead)

what would you say? what would you do? - fruitygelpens (lance gets injured during a stealth mission and keith confesses a few things wink wonk)

we’ll make it, you and me - asexualrey (literally all you need to know is this line - “keith, if we make it out of this alive, i’m going to kiss you.”)

two bros, chillin in a space pool - memesofbees (two words: underwater. kissing.)

flirt fiend - tylerproposey (5 times shiro ruined lance’s flirting attempts, and the 1 time he didn’t have to)

AND PLS READ THIS ONE HOLY SHIT:

3 words or less - fairietailed (this one gave me heart palpitations and diabetes. lance, pidge, and keith go to a bar, get drunk, and pidge is the best wingperson of all time)

i could probably recommend fics all day lmao so i’ll stop there but i hope you enjoy these (and maybe haven’t read them before now haha)!! 💜💜

sshanzasidd  asked:

Scenario on Todoroki hanging out with fem s/o and her kid brother (7 ish) and is really into heroes and loves them a lot and when he meets todoroki he's like wow u go to UA, have a strong quirk, met all might, and are son of the number 2 hero ????

This wasn’t supposed to be like this, and I wanted to include more Todo, but I was afraid that if I did, it might have gotten out of hand, So heads up, this is longer and this isn’t exactly what they asked. I still do hope you enjoy it, and thank you for this wonderful ask. Although I don’t think I did it justice c:
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“Please.”
“No.”
“Pleasssssseeee!”
“No.”
“Say yes and I’ll do your laundry for a week, I promise.”
“Let me think about it”
“…”
“No.”

Your little brother who just turned 8 was in love with heroes, so much that he dreamed of becoming one too, very much like yourself.

You had been very cautious about mentioning that Shouto, the Todoroki Shouto who placed second in the sports festival and son of Endeavor, number two hero, was your boyfriend. Your little bro practically worshipped him, and when his name suddenly slipped out of you one evening through the phone, you knew you had messed up.

“You know him? I mean, I know he’s in your class but I would have never thought someone as cool as him would hangout with you.”

“Uhm… ouch?”

“Oh it’s nothing against you sis, but he’s just way above your level. So, how is he? Is he as cool as he seems? Are you friends?”

After a while ( and a thousand of questions), he kind of forgot about it. A few weeks later you hosted a family dinner, and apparently your mom told everyone that her “little sunshine” had gotten herself a boyfriend.

Your aunt, with whom you got along, was very interested in the topic. You told each other a lot of things, and since you two were very close, you were willing to share a bit of information.

“So, who’s the lucky guy [Name]?”

“You might have seen him everywhere as Todoroki Shouto…”

“Oh my god, are you for real [Name]?”

“Wait, sis, you are dating Todoroki?”

You were in it for a long ride.

Back to the present, your bro was trying to convince you into letting him go to one of your dates. Keyword: trying.

Shouto was supposed to pick you up in ten minutes, and since you were ready, you decided to sit and watch TV.

Your brother knew that you only got that done up when you had dates, and hence the current situation.

The door bell rang and you got up the from the couch quickly.

But before you could answer the door, your brother did.

“Hello, I’m [Name]’s brother and you are very awesome. I am your number one fan.”

“Uhm… hello.” Todoroki looked up at you awkwardly, his eyes seeking you for help. He wanted to impress your family, your brother included, so when that 8 year old asked him to come in and chat, he agreed.

“[Name]’s always talking about you, but whenever I want to speak with you, she won’t let me.”

“That’s because you ask too much and I don’t want you to bother him.” You sat next to Shouto, who was now between you and your brother.

“Why do you like her? I’ve always wondered about how you two ended up together.”

“Well, you see. I didn’t instantly know I liked her, it took me some time to realize that. But she stayed long enough and helped me through a lot of stuff I couldn’t face alone.” You looked at him lovingly. He managed to change a lot, and seeing him talk about you like that was really sweet.

“Ew…Forget I asked”

“Alright…” said Shouto. He was always really nice to you and everyone in your family.

“Did you dye your hair?. And do you think…”

You headed to the kitchen to get them some snacks, they were getting along, and you loved them both, so you were happy.

While getting some plates out of the cabinets the living room became silent, it made you turn around slightly, just to have a better view of them.

You could see your little brother leaning over and whispering into his ear. Coming a bit closer you managed to hear a bit.

“Hey, leaving your coolness behind, I swear that if you ever hurt my sister, I’m coming to get you. Alright?”

“Alright, I promise not to ever hurt your sister. I love her too much to do something like that.”

“Just. Please don’t say things like that in front of me. It’s weird.”

The two of them kept smiling trough the whole evening.

anonymous asked:

Could you write something where they try to see how long it takes scott to realize that theyre just pretending to date but then they realize that theyre not really pretending please and thank you!!

ao3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10756875

“I’m bored,” Stiles sighed.

“Hi bored, I’m Derek.”

“God that was literally a dad joke Derek. You’re the worst.”

Derek hummed in response, still not looking up from his laptop.

“I’m serious though I’m bored. Let’s do something.”

“Like what? Walk to the park and enjoy the weather?”

“Jesus Derek, you’re approaching Grandpa territory now. No, I mean like, a project or something.”

“A puzzle?” Derek suggested.

“Seriously Derek? No, we’re not going to put a puzzle together. I was thinking a long-term project. Let’s prank the pack.”

“The pack is 99% wolves, how are you going to trick them?”

“Scott may be a wolf but he’s still as oblivious as always. Please please please help me prank him,” Stiles practically whined, bouncing around the room.

Derek knew he would never say no to Stiles. Stiles could literally ask him for anything and Derek knew he would give it to him without a doubt.

“Fine. What do you have in mind?”

Stiles paced around the room for a bit until stopping in his tracks, sending Derek a grin that only meant that Derek would regret saying yes.

“Pretend dating.”

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My dear lgbt+ kids, 

If you sometimes wonder if you are attracted to someone of the same gender or just want to be their friend, if you sometimes worry your attraction is nothing but loneliness or a desire for platonic friendship that you somehow misunderstood: 

- You are not alone and those thoughts are not uncommon or weird. 

- Those thoughts are in no way a sign that you can’t be lgbt+ or that you’re “secretly straight”. 

Society, mainstream media and the people around us often try to push a invisible pair of glasses on us (figuratively speaking), through which we see some people as “okay to have a crush on” and others as “okay to want as a friend”. These glasses would, for a cis girl, portray boys as okay to date and girls as okay to want as a friend. 

We call those invisible glasses heteronormativity: The (often unspoken) belief that being hetero is “normal” and the silent assumption that everyone is straight. 

I’ll use “cis girl” as an example again: Even if she never downright got told “You are not allowed to date girls”, she may have heard “So, do you like any boys in your class?”, “You’ll understand when you’re older and have a husband”, “Oh, how cute, little Tommy hugged you, is he your boyfriend?”, “Oh, how cute, little Sarah hugged you, is she your best friend?”… She, like most of us, likely grew up getting taught that boys are potential boyfriends while girls are never more than friends. 

It’s no surprise that, when she gets older and realizes she actually has a huge crush on Sarah - she might doubt that, feel insecure about it or tell herself that it’s silly. Not because her feelings are not real, just because she got taught to feel a certain way. It’s not easy to just put off the glasses, throw them away and say oh, well, that’s not me - in fact, there’s a internal struggle if the glasses or your heart lies to you for most of us. 

We get taught to see two girls who love each other as best friends forever with a sisterly bond and two boys loving each other as “best bros, no homo”. That silent message - people of your own gender are friends, only friends! - is everywhere. 

So, is you wondering “But what if i really just want friends and am just a bit confused?” a sure sign that you are straight? No, certainly not. Those worries are a natural result of heteronormativity. 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom

anonymous asked:

what was the moment you realize kaisoo might be real ?

I don’t know if it was exactly one single moment. It was more like several instances over the course of a few years. 

I guess smth stirred in me already back in 2012, cause they really stood out to me. I had never shipped 2 ppl like that before. I thought there was smth different about them, but it wasn’t until 2014 that I was really thinking that, Yes… those two are dating. There can’t be any other explanation to the looks that always lingers a few seconds too long, their intimacy, the jealousy, their habit of going into their own bubble when together and literally zoning everyone else out, the way they stick up for the other, the way they’ve always talked about each other etc etc.. 

I kinda mentioned the moments that made me think kaisoo is real here tho –> (x

But I can mention a few of them again ;)

Jagi moment ofc! 

The kolon sport bts vid, where they’re so obviously flirting!!! I talked more about that here –> (x)

A video posted by @alvabear94 on Jan 21, 2017 at 9:31pm PST

This is a new addition, and I don’t care if he’s looking at the screen or whatever that’s not the point here, the point is that he looked away and pouted when it was literally happening in front of him >_>

That time Soo massaged Nini’s finger at an award show, and Nini reacted very “bro like”.. I could put that entire night here tbh, cuz they were all over each other, see more here (x)

And lastly, this pre debut selca! Bros don’t take pics like that, i’m just saying!

:——-) 

I could also put every moment of kaisoo ever looking at each other here too T___T But as I mentioned, see my previous “kaisoo is real” spam for more moments anonnie~ 

  • *me watching descendants for the first time*
  • Carlos: *looks at Jay*
  • me: *sprints around the house* GAY GAY GAY OH MY GOHD HE LOVS HIM AHHHHHHAHHAHAHSGDHHAIHWHAHZKSUHWKSHGWYIDH
  • Jay: *looks back at Carlos*
  • me: *screams louder* OH MY GOD I KNEW IT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MCUH OHAHWHDBHASDDFGAHKAK