broooooooos

anonymous asked:

WHAT IF THE SECOND DLC IS SET BEFORE THE EVENTS OF THE GAME WHERE YOU PLAY AS ZELDA INSTEAD OF LINK AND YOU GO AROUND TO ALL THE CHAMPIONS AND HELP WITH THE DIVINE BEASTS AND LINK'S THERE TOO FOLLOWING YOU AROUND AND ITS KIND OF LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING THROUGH THE MEMORIES THAT ARE UNLOCKED IN THE GAME AND SEEING THE EVENTS THAT LED TO THE MEMORIES

great now i have to change my pants

okay so like, say Whiskey and Dex totally become bros, much to the dismay of Derek “I Am Chill As Fuck But He Was My Friend First” Nurse. And Whiskey’s totally rockin’ the shaved sides, and somehow him and Bitty manage to convince Dex to ditch the monthly haircuts and get the old Samwell chop. Maybe it’s like after playoffs or whatever and Dex hasn’t cut his hair in forever and Whiskey drags him to his barber and then teaches him how to style it even though Dex totally fails and most of the time it’s just this mop of glorious red hair sticking up in all directions or flopping over his forehead and like Derek Malik Nurse cannot deal.

This is the actual worst thing that has happened to him in his entire life. Because this hair cut makes Dex’s jaw look more square and somehow his giant ass ears look even cuter and there’s more freckles and fucking Whiskey is always touching it and Nursey wants to be the one touching it - okay he totally always has his hands in Dex’s hair but like, for noogies and with the charade of trying to mess it up. Whiskey is always looking all smug and stroking it (okay that sounds bad, stop it Nurse) and if Derek wasn’t so chill he’d punch bro right in the face.

And then it gets worse.

Ransom and Holster throw an 80′s themed party (Ransom: bro you should totally dress up like Madonna. Holster: broooooooo). In an effort to piss Dex off (because what is life without trying to see how far Dex’s blush will go honestly) Derek has gone with the preppy douche bag pastel sweater tied around the shoulders look. He also has plans to ask Dex where he “summers” or something. He probably should have watched some 80′s movies to get the lingo right, but whatever. Anyways, he’s lounging around the Haus, cup of tub juice in one hand, trying to identify who’s on Nursey Patrol (it’s Chowder and Tango. Good luck with that boys), when Dex walks in. 

Derek knows that Dex likes to listen to Dad Rock™ okay, but he did not sign up for this shit. This has to be Whiskey’s fault somehow, that Dex is walking in here in a tight white t-shirt tucked into his jeans with the sleeves rolled up and a red bandanna tied around his head - clashing horribly with his hair - and Derek did NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS BRUCE FUCKING SPRINGSTEEN SHIT OKAY. So he runs away. Or well, swaggers away because he cannot deal with this. But like an hour and too much tub juice later Dex is like heading right towards him and he needs to escape so he can breathe and get his chill back but Dex is smirking and Derek is like frozen and all of a sudden Dex has got him boxed in against the wall. Nursey is not going to freak out, he’s cool as a cucumber, Dex’s warm breath on his ear is obviously not affecting him whatsoever. And then Dex starts singing Dancing in The Dark in his ear and Derek looses all his chill.

RIP Derek Malik Nurse

But you know, Dex is like really close and his lips are touching Derek’s ear and obviously this means that the best plan of action is just to kiss him. There’s like a solid second where Derek is convinced Dex is just going to punch him in the face but then he starts kissing back and Derek dies and looses any lingering remnants of his chill. 

But he’s finally got his fingers in Dex’s hair, so what does he even need to be chill for anyways?

I want Link and Zelda in the same music department at a college

  • AND THIS IS DIFFERENT THAN THE COLLEGE AU I SWEAR
  • Zelda plays the violin and her junior year she is the concert mistress of the orchestra
  • Link tries to play the bad boy, he plays guitar in this hella edgy hipster band that everyone on campus knows
  • Beanie and hipster glasses Link. that Link.
  • But he has a deep dark secret that he would never in a million years tell anyone…
  • he PLAYS THE CELLO
  • And he’s REALLY good
  • He doesn’t have to keep up MUCH effort hiding it from his friends because none of them would be caught dead at any of the symphony shows so as long as he keeps his instrument under his bed no one really questions him about it
  • One time Mikau his bandmate comes over and sees sheet music for Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 on Link’s nightstand and is like “bro what the hell is this?”
  • And Link is like *sweats* “ahahah brooo…this chick came over and I was telling her how dope it would be to do a metal cover of that” 
  • And Mikau is like “broooooooo” 
  • Anyway Zelda is one of those people who makes it a habit of knowing everyone in the orchestra but she literally cannot seem to find this cellist boy anywhere
  • he always books it after full orchestra is over 
  • he’s never in any of the practice rooms
  • Finally one day it’s HIM who’s trying to find the practice room and he walks in on her playing really late at night 
  • he kinda stands in the threshold and listens to her for a while
  • he’s in love with her passion (and it doesn’t hurt that she’s hella cute)
  • anyway she looks up in between pieces and there he is and she’s like OH SHIT
  • And he’s like OH SHIT (i’ve been caught this is awkward)
  • But she recovers really quickly and asks him how he liked it
  • He compliments her playing and she says that she’s been meaning to compliment him
  • He tries to excuse himself awkwardly saying that he was just trying to find a room to practice in 
  • And she’s like “uh, we could always do a duet in here?” 
  • And so this becomes like a regular thing basically, they both practice together for the rest of the semester
  • Anyway idk what you know about college practice rooms in the music department but they’re soundproof for more than one reason  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • She basically teaches him to own his abilities and love different kinds of music
  • He starts teaching her how to play the piano which is also HELLA CUTE
  • When you’re sitting side by side at a piano it’s really easy to kiss someone’s neck ok
  • askfhsaklh i just want them to be happy college music nerds ok 

anonymous asked:

AskMeses Dici Dici pa cuando mi fanservice con Enero :c

Diciembre: ¿Fan-service? 

Enero: Es hacer cosas que agraden a los fans~ Algunos actores lo hacen, se rozan se toquetean y hacen que a las morras les den ataqueal al corazon ¡Tu sabes! 

Diciembre: ¡Ah! ¿Como esto? 

*Toma del menton de un maquillado Enero y le planta un casto beso en los labios*

Enero: ¡BROOOOOOOO ! ¡¡Eres un bobo!! Pero al meno lo entiendes~

Ok so this post absolutely took off, wow, and most of the tags have people asking for more. So here we go! (FYI ‘Bro’ is your dadsona in this. Even his description is a little vague to keep it open to interpretation so enjoy!)


Craig didn’t remember the last couple drinks he had. He also didn’t really remember anything between leaving the party and coming to in an unfamiliar bathroom. In the bathtub. Had she been a thing yet, he might have made a Ke$ha joke to the toilet next to him, but it was the 90s and he was still very drunk.

Drunk enough he didn’t notice he wasn’t alone.

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anonymous asked:

Here's a superhero AU: check out High Flying, Adored by terra_incognita. It's multichap but a pretty quick read since it was written as a drabble sequence and very good!

BROOOOOOOO 34 CHAPTERS AND ITS COMPLETE WHAT THE FONK i’m pumped to read this!!! 

also hello @dadvans this is relevant to ur interests  

High Flying, Adored by terra_incognita

Being a superhero is hard. It’s even harder when you’re desperately in love with the most famous figure skater in the world, who never seems to notice you. Of course it doesn’t help that he’s a superhero too–and he’s head over heels for your alter-ego.

Enjoy the awkward fumblings of these two erstwhile masked men as they dance the terrifying tango of young love and secret identities.