anonymous asked:

Annas: 'today I made three grown men cry, fleeced a multinational, bribed three politicians to push some legislation through, started up a new charity and reached our fifth year of not paying a single denarius of tax to Rome.' Simon: 'today I escaped police custody three different times and set fire to a building.' Annas: 'I can respect that.' Simon: 'up top.' ~M

I like to imagine them sending snapchats of their various escapades throughout the day to each other. Simon grinning in front of something burning, Annas smirking behind the backs of some corporate people he just totally fleeced