brooooooke

every song abt a girl by an all male pop punk band ever:

auuuuughhblbghhhhh she was a cooooool girl…..but she never noticed meeeeee!!!! until sheeeee did!!! and we dated and did cool indie shiiiiiit!! but then she brooooooke my heaaaart! aaaaauuuuughhhblglhglh now she’s a bitch and my friends say she’s a slut and they’re riiiiight and now i wank aloooone, oh, im miserable!!!

[chorus: unintelligible throat sounds and something about hard liquor and fishnets]

[shitty guitar riff that sounds like it was recorded inside a tin can, within a garage, using a potato]

rinse, repeat.

Hello, my beautiful ugly folks! I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

after having a great time at my cousin’s amazing and emotional wedding + an amazing 5-days trip in London, I’ve come back to you, my wonderful followers, in order to make up some stuff. the next chapter is tomorrow, but before it, let’s give me a moment to give you the review of the previous one…

OMG!!!! The more often Oda shows Sai and Baby 5 together, the stronger shipping it is!!!

LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!!!!

uhm…. wasn’t Rebecca a princess before…???


SANJIIIII!!!!!!!!! CHOPPYYYY!!!!NAMIIIIII!!! MOMO!!!!! BROOOOOOK!!!!!! YOU’RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! AND YOU’RE ALL RIGHT!!!!

[I didn’t miss Caesar at all ‘cause I hate him really much after killing stabbing Monet’s heart]

but… wait….

where are you? it doesn’t look like Big Mom’s ship…. there are no candies or sweets… who’s that guy riding a freaking crocodile?

this is I’ve been waiting for for a long time! Epic and dork Sanji at the same time! Gosh!

huh???? Kikyo? Is that you?

huh? Samurai’s not here?? wtf???? I’m so confused right now….

huh??? wht girl????? that foxy girl???

FUCK! IS IT ME OR I’M SO TOTALLY CONFUSED LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE???? 

ANOTHER SIDE IN THE SAME FUCKING CHAPTER??? WHAT THE HECK???

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, ODA? IT’S BEEN A LOOOOONG TIME SINCE YOU’VE DONE IT!

wait wait

I just simply have to get myself together since all these things are at the same time…… is it….?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUCK??????

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!

NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!! THIS CAN’T BE TRUE!!!!

you did well, guys and now

love-andpeace  asked:

Brooooooke! If you’re still doing the AU setting writing thing thennnn how about UshiSemi and a Star Wars or space AU??? :D

I’m just getting requests 😂  SO LET’S DO THIS 🎉   I’m suppose to only do three sentences buttttttt……..if y’all know me, I tend to get carried away 🎉


“What are you still doing up?” Ushijima heard someone say, he turned around to see Semi leaning against the entrance.

“We’re nearing the Marble Galaxy. They say if you get a good look at it, you can see how it got it’s name. It looks like marble.” He explained as Semi walked over to stand next to the captain.

“Really now? Well I’m sure that’s a sight to see.” Semi chuckled, leaning against the captain. “I know Hayato has been talking about it.”

“Yes, it is a sight to see. A sight I’m looking forward to seeing.” Ushijima responded, wrapping an arm around Semi and pulling him close. The captain looked forward to seeing the galaxy his Father not only named, but discovered. 

“Hey,” Semi started, catching the captain’s attention. “he’d be proud of you.”

Ushijima didn’t say anything at first, but he leaned down and placed a kiss on the blond’s forehead. He laid his head against’s Semi’s as they grew closer to the galaxy.

“Yeah, he would be.”


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