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In sitcoms, even the guy who serves your coffee is a comedy genius. Every third line is a punchline, and every routine task turns into slapstick shenanigans. You can hear this reflected in the audience, who are rarely able to contain themselves in the face of such hilarity. It’s a world full of laughter and fun!

First, while we the viewers have the benefit of hearing the laugh track or live studio audience, the people actually living in the sitcom do not. They hear nothing but the endless silence of the void. You may have seen this clip in which the audience is removed from The Big Bang Theory. Without the canned guffaws, each quip is met with a dead silence oozing with bitter contempt:

Nobody here finds anybody else funny. Rajesh spends the clip making sexist demands at Penny, who is clearly not amused, and her justified denial results in the comeback, “Looks like somebody’s been taking bitchy pills.” Without the laughter you realize that’s not a joke – that’s just being an asshole.

Even the friends from Friends – ostensibly a show about six people who enjoy hanging out with each other – are revealed to be sad, miserable dicks without the laugh track.

6 Horrible Implications Of Living In A Sitcom Universe

listen the thing that i had not considered about jake reading harry potter until just now is that

he’s definitely?? the type of person who will go online once he’s done with the series and will find the weirdest fantheories in existence and will routinely bring them up when discussing harry potter with amy

amy says, “i still can’t believe harry remembers snape mentioning bezoars all the way back on his first day of class, and it’s super lucky that slughorn just happened to have some right there in his personal stocks.”

and jake replies, “that’s because slughorn is a time-traveling cryptid from an alternate timeline where ron dies after drinking the poison and humankind was eventually thrown into post-apocalyptic mayhem because of it. this dimension’s slughorn has actually been tracking harry’s entire school career, disguised as different pieces of furniture. that’s why he was a chair at the beginning of half-blood prince. he was the piece of chalk snape was holding so he was there when snape mentioned bezoars and he carried them everywhere he went the end.”

amy stares at him for a second, and then mutters, “i’ve made a terrible mistake.”

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>my name is:</b> kim<p/><b>i am aged:</b> almost 16<p/><b>from:</b> the philippines<p/><b>i like:</b> dan and phil<p/><b></b> and chris (crabstickz)<p/><b></b> and dodie (kind of, rn)<p/><b></b> and other youtubers<p/><b>shows i('ve) watch(ed) are:</b> <p/><b></b> the big bang theory<p/><b></b> brooklyn nine nine<p/><b></b> parks and rec<p/><b></b> daria<p/><b></b> friends<p/><b></b> how i met your mother<p/><b></b> chuck<p/><b></b> supernatural<p/><b></b> sherlock<p/><b></b> the walking dead<p/><b></b> how to get away with murder<p/><b></b> american horror story<p/><b></b> gossip girl<p/><b></b> 13 reasons why<p/><b></b> riverdale<p/><b></b> skins<p/><b></b> doctor who<p/><b>i like listening to:</b> <p/><b></b> twenty one pilots<p/><b></b> the front bottoms<p/><b></b> one direction (no shame)<p/><b></b> 5sos (no shame)<p/><b></b> all time low <p/><b></b>pierce the veil<p/><b></b> sleeping with sirens<p/><b></b> mcr<p/><b></b> p!atd<p/><b></b> melanie martinez<p/><b></b> halsey<p/><b></b> marina and the diamonds<p/><b></b> and a mix of like everything<p/><b>books i like are:</b> <p/><b></b> harry potter series (ofc)<p/><b></b> miss peregrine's series<p/><b></b> the maze runner series<p/><b></b> carry on - the rise and fall of simon snow<p/><b></b> papertowns<p/><b></b> tfios<p/><b>i ship:</b> <p/><b></b> phan<p/><b></b> destiel<p/><b></b> megstiel<p/><b></b> johnlock<p/><b></b> sherlock x moriarty<p/><b></b> kickthestickz<p/><b></b> thominewt<p/><b></b> newtmas<p/><b></b> larry<p/><b>i also like:</b> undertale and anime and mcdonalds fries. yep<p/><b>i hate:</b> pineapples on pizza. if ya like that, fuck off. hahahaha<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Here’s what I think Jake and Amy might be going for in Season 4 (or something like that)

First, let me present the evidence:

Season 01 Finale - “I kinda wish something could happen between us. Romantic-stylez.”

Season 02 Finale - “So, a lot of change around here, huh?”

Season 03 Finale - “We should move in together”“I love you, so much”

Okay, so as we can see the show has been consistent on giving Jake and Amy one big step at each season finale. First, s01 finale was Jake finally telling Amy how he felt, big step. Then, in s02 finale they shared their first kiss(es), big step. And now, s03 finale they’re in a serious relationship and decide to move in together, big step.

Now, following that ‘big-step-pattern’ what do you guys think they’re going for in the S04 finale?

Right now we don’t know where they stand because of the witness protection cliffhanger (I personally think Amy is not with him, but she knows why he’s away), but I’m sure that regardless of how this plot-line resolves, they will be (still or again) together by the end of next season.

So this might be a long shot here, but they will most likely take another big step by the end of next season and I think the logical way to go would be getting engaged.. Maybe even married already, since there’s also a pattern of big steps mid-season for them (s01 ”you’re not allowed to fall in love with me”“won’t be a problem”, s02 “did you [like me back]?”“yes, maybe, a little”, s03 “I love you”“I love you too”).

Anyway, this is one big ramble just to say that I firmly believe Jake and Amy will be either engaged or married by the end of next season, so brace yourselves.

ps.: sorry, gifs not mine, I just googled it.

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1. Relation Status: Single

2. Favorite Color: Pink and Orange

3. Pets: Cats! Currently we have six lovely felines. (4 tuxedos, 1 calico, 1 white cat)

4. Cats or Dogs: Cats :3

5. Coke or Pepsi: Neither. I don’t drink softdrinks. But I consume about seven cups of coffee a day.

6. Chapstick or Lipstick: I’m a lipstick junkie. I own more or less 50 lipstick tubes, my current obsession is MAC Brave and Kylie Candy K.

7. Last song I listened to: World Destroyer by Frank Iero and the Patience

8. Favorite TV Shows: Suits, Big Bang Theory, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Family Guy, Bob’s Burgers, The Simpsons

9. Guilty pleasures: I love playing Golden Years and TVC 15 by David Bowie (on repeat) and dance around the house. And eating two bags of Lays in under an hour.

10. First Fandom: D-gray Man! I ship Allen Walker to almost everyone. (Allen X Kanda, Allen x Lenalee, Allen x Cross Marian, Allen x Lavi, Allen x Me lmao)

11. Hobbies: Reading. I’m also getting paid to read so that’s amazing too. :)


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  • Dan Howell | Phil Lester | Joe Sugg

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  • Chris Evans | Dylan O’Brien | Chris Pratt | Sebastian Stan

TV Shows

  • Baby Daddy | Big Bang Theory | Brooklyn 99 | CSI | Daredevil | Doctor Who | The Flash | House | Iron Fist | iZombie | Jessica Jones | Magicians | MacGyver | The Middle | Pretty Little Liars | Scorpion | Supergirl | Supernatural | Riverdale | Teen Wolf


  • Avengers | Bat-man | Big Hero 6 | Eddie the Eagle | Fantastic Beasts | Harry Potter | The Hobbit | The Hunters | Jurassic World | Kingsman | The Lord of the Rings | The Internship | Maze Runner | Now you See Me | Spider-man | Star Trek | Star Wars | Suicide Squad | Super-man | X-Men


  • Witch and Wizard | Harry Potter (Marauders) | Ranger’s Apprentice | Spook’s Apprentice | Medusa Project


  • Watch Dogs 2 | Tomb Raider | Last of Us