brooklyn king

  • Bill: You guys that was literally so dumb. Why would you think you could take on bowers gang?
  • Richie: In my defense I was the only one saying we should stop hitting.
  • *flashback to richie beverly and mike fighting Bower's gang*
  • Richie: STOP HITTING THEM
  • Richie: ..KICKING WILL HURT THEM MORE

Anonymous said to buckykingofmemes: Ok but talking about salsa and swing I gotta ask if Steve’s done any dance sketches, it is in my contract as a social dance nerd

steve actually has a ton of dance sketches. he used to come with me when i wanted to go dancing and use it as life drawing practice. said it helped him get the unusual poses better. 

anyway, this sketch  is a really old one, from back before the war. that lovely lady im dancing with is my baby sister becca. becca and i used to do swing competitions together, and we were an unstoppable team, since we’d been dancing together since before she could walk. we danced with other people a lot, but when it came to competitions becca and i were pure magic. i was a pretty big guy and she was always tiny, so i could whip her through steps and lifts like lightning. and she always trusted me to catch her, since id been tossing her in the air for as long as she could remember, and never once let her drop. the two of us would invent lifts nobody else in brooklyn would dare to try. 

sometimes we roped stevie into helping, because he wasnt much bigger than becca, and we didnt have mirrors to practice with. so if we wanted to see how a move looked, we’d teach stevie becca’s lift and she’d watch and figure out what needed changing. steve had no rhythm at all, but he was usually game for the lifts. later, in the star spangled show, they tried to make use of some of those, but he still didnt have the steps down, so it never worked out.

after i got drafted, becca kept dancing. by the time she was thirty, she held the title of brooklyns longest-running swing queen, with fifteen consecutive wins. 

Eddie: You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

Richie: No, can you do that? Why doesn’t everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Eddie: I was trying to insult you.

Richie: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack.

  • Davey: join the strike
  • Spot: why
  • Davey: you gotta

[So I should be studying, but instead decided to make this. Based on this post. I’m so sorry, I’m a disaster.]

@crunchie-morris