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                              favorite character + hogwarts houses  →  amy santiago

  • Matthew: Just be yourself.
  • James: Be myself? Matthew, I have one day to win over Cordelia's mom. How long did it take before you lot started liking me?
  • Thomas: Couple of weeks.
  • Christopher: Six months.
  • Anna: Jury's still out.

Nicholas: Nice work.

Jack, without thinking: Good. Thanks, Dad.

[An extended pause.]

Jack: Why is everyone staring at me.

Merida: You just called North, Dad. You said “Thanks Dad”.

Jack: What? No I didn’t, I said “Thanks Man”.

Nicholas: Do you see me as a father figure, Frost?

Jack, flustered: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure!

Hiccup: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Jack, still flustered: I didn’t call him Dad!

Nicholas: No, no no no no, Jack, I take it as a compliment.

Rapunzel: It’s not a big deal! I called Flynn “Dad” once, and he’s my fiancé.

Jack: Guys! Jump on that! Rapunzel has psycho-sexual issues!

Merida: Old news! But you calling North “Daddy”?

Jack: Hey. “Daddy” is not on the table here.

Pitch: But… You did call him “Dad”, dude. 

Jack: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

Pitch: Alright, alright. I was lying about the hold up. But the Dad thing? That happened.

Jack, loudly: Aha!

Nicholas: I believe you…

Jack: Thank you.

Nicholas: …Son.

Jack: *Sighs*

Nicholas: You want to talk about it later over a… Game of catch?

Jack, quietly, with his voice cracking: I’d like that.

Rapunzel: We all know that I cannot spend as much money on ads as the kingdom, but I printed out 10,000 “Don’t” stickers and 10,000 question mark stickers.

Hiccup: Why don’t you just put the “Don’t” in front of “Arrest Flynn Rider”?

[Flyer is shown saying “Arrest Flynn Rider? Don’t”]

Rapunzel: … Yep, that’s a much better idea.

Jack: Can I have these question mark stickers?

Merida: Why?

Jack: I want to put them on stop signs. *grabs stickers and runs*

Rapunzel: JACK NO