So I changed my blog around a bit, and I’ve come to the conclusion that a new post theme and type should also be acquired!!
so if you post the following, please give this a like or a reblog so I can give a quick follow!!
- pale/pale pink aesthetic posts
- Harry Potter
- six of crows
- Percy Jackson
- Brooklyn 99
- the raven cycle
- study blrs
- doctor who
- throne of glass series
- a court series
- a darker shade of magic
"Drinks are on me. There's a two drink maximum per person. It is non-transferable. Your guests will pay their own tabs. Valet parking is not included. Tomorrow's briefing will be fifteen minutes earlier than usual."
"Oh, guys, please, please calm down. I hate it when you argue. It reminds of when my dad used to fight with my best friend, my mom."
"I am terrible with kids. I haven't listened to rap music in three years. I don't know the lingo. You have to do this."
"I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. I was fine until they went inside the hive."
"You guys have been down here for two hours. What, did you have sex forty times?"
"There's only one option for me: Burn my face off with acid and disappear forever."
"Click. I just captured the exact moment you realized you had failed. I guess we all got something out of this."
"You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone."
"Baby, I've got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan. No, you can not have an SUV now. Those things roll, baby, they roll!"
"We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches."
"(At cinema to see Moneyball) The statistical analysis. (Sobs) It's so beautiful."
"Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton rehearsed her sex tape."
"What if we wrap his motorcycle in plastic wrap and melt it with a hair dryer? Little trick I learned in gift basket making class."
"No, I was out getting him some healing broth. I was torn between chicken or beef, but then it hit me, goat"
"I'm sorry. I tried to be myself and they hated it."
"I was so scared, you guys. A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit, and I kept telling myself, "This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit." "
"Hello, friends. Who here would like to see a presentation of crime statistics as a function of demographics and time? Who wants to see a picture of a dead body?"