brooklyn courts

Visiting the Spring Court
  • Rhys: This, Feyre darling, is where we met the night of Calanmai and you fell in love with me.
  • Feyre: ...
  • Feyre: Rhys.
  • Rhys: The night you spoke to me for 10 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.
Incorrect ACOTAR Quote #50
  • Amren: I've only said 'I love you' to three people in my life - my mom, my dad, and Varian when I was about to die during the war - and one of those I regret.
  • Nesta: Which one?
  • Amren: Varian. I survived the war so now I look like an idiot.

Andrew: what did the doctor say?

Neil: “welcome, we haven’t seen you in eleven years.”

Neil: I haven’t been to the doctor in eleven years, how thrill is that?

Matt: your tone’s braggy, but your words are real sad.

Kevin: did he clear you for the game?

Neil: he said that I was perfectly fine, except for the three cracked ribs and a broken toe, which were right next to two other broken toes.

Andrew: did he clear you or not?

Neil: *laughing* he did not.

  • azriel : do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • feyre : yes
  • azriel : I was hula-hooping. I attend a class both for fitness and fun.
  • feyre : oh my god
  • azriel : I mastered all the moves. the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • feyre : why are you telling me this?
  • azriel : because no one will ever believe you.
  • feyre : you sick son of a bitch
Codenames
  • Rhys: I've given you all codenames.
  • Rhys: Amren, you're the dagger.
  • Amren: Nice
  • Rhys: Azriel, the hammer.
  • Azriel: Of course
  • Rhys: Mor, you're the hall monitor.
  • Mor: Yeah, suck it
  • Rhys: Nesta and Elain, I'm just gonna call you by you're real names so you don't get confused.
  • Nesta: Smart
  • Elain: What?
  • Rhys: And Cassian, as requested, you will be deuce, though I really think you should reconsider your codename.
  • Cassian: Nope. Deuce, like ace but twice as cool.
  • Feyre: No, it's a turd
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Shadowhunters scene appreciation [2/]
↳ Jace, Clary, and Simon arrived at the Seelie Court.

“You know, for a dangerous mission, the Seelie Court’s pretty romantic.”

“It’s like being dropped inside a fairy tale, which makes sense. Faeries do live here.”

Incorrect ACOTAR Quotes #26
  • Azriel: I don't have feelings for Mor anymore. So it's time for me to get out there and spread my wings.
  • Cassian *at the same time*: Legs
  • Azriel: Get out there and spread my legs?
  • Cassian: Well, either way -
  • Azriel: No. Not either way. Only wings.
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post aesthetic

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- Harry Potter
- six of crows
- Percy Jackson
- Brooklyn 99
- the raven cycle
- Disney
- architecture
- study blrs
- doctor who
- throne of glass series
- a court series
- friends
- a darker shade of magic

Things tfc characters have said as B99 Quotes
  • Wymack: "Drinks are on me. There's a two drink maximum per person. It is non-transferable. Your guests will pay their own tabs. Valet parking is not included. Tomorrow's briefing will be fifteen minutes earlier than usual."
  • Abby: "Oh, guys, please, please calm down. I hate it when you argue. It reminds of when my dad used to fight with my best friend, my mom."
  • Dan: "I am terrible with kids. I haven't listened to rap music in three years. I don't know the lingo. You have to do this."
  • Matt: "I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. I was fine until they went inside the hive."
  • Seth: "You guys have been down here for two hours. What, did you have sex forty times?"
  • Neil: "There's only one option for me: Burn my face off with acid and disappear forever."
  • Andrew: "Click. I just captured the exact moment you realized you had failed. I guess we all got something out of this."
  • Aaron: "You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone."
  • Katelyn: "Baby, I've got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan. No, you can not have an SUV now. Those things roll, baby, they roll!"
  • Nicky: "We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches."
  • Kevin: "(At cinema to see Moneyball) The statistical analysis. (Sobs) It's so beautiful."
  • Allison: "Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton rehearsed her sex tape."
  • Renee: "What if we wrap his motorcycle in plastic wrap and melt it with a hair dryer? Little trick I learned in gift basket making class."
  • Jeremy: "No, I was out getting him some healing broth. I was torn between chicken or beef, but then it hit me, goat"
  • Riko: "I'm sorry. I tried to be myself and they hated it."
  • Jean: "I was so scared, you guys. A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit, and I kept telling myself, "This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit." "
  • Lola: "Hello, friends. Who here would like to see a presentation of crime statistics as a function of demographics and time? Who wants to see a picture of a dead body?"