brooke*

  • [Dinah organized a scavenger hunt for them]
  • Lauren: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as your girlfriend?
  • Ally: Have you ever been on the same team as Mani?
  • Lauren: No.
  • Ally: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?
  • Normani, yelling at Camila: FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD? IT MEANS MORE FAST!
  • Naruto: *has ended*
  • Bleach: *anime about to end*
  • Fairy Tail: *manga on its last arc*
  • Hunter x Hunter: *eternal hiatus*
  • One Piece: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I like to save the feature bits (usually all the derpy player survey stuff) from Breakaway, the monthly game playbook the Caps give out at Verizon. Here’s December 2016, and January/February/March 2017 (I uh sorta forgot I was doing these). Click to embiggen. Notable:

  • Ovi and Nicky both list Gladiator as their favorite movie. They are clearly soulmates.
  • Everyone except Holtby said their role model growing up was their mom, their dad, or both. Not Holtby. Holtby picked… Patrick Roy. This explains so much.
  • Karl Alzner’s favorite sports team is the Washington Nationals because he has excellent taste and is an excellent person all around.
  • Not gonna lie, as much as I’ve gotten fond of him, it still gives me a pang to see Brooks Orpik take sole possession of the Brooksie nickname.
  • Still not over Tom and Andre’s favorite television shows being “One Tree Hill” and “The O.C.” respectively.
  • Lastly, it took them three months to correct but Taylor “Chroney” Chorney finally got his name spelled correctly. Drinks all around!

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