Omg this is so embarrassing, but xelaricthenobody insisted that the world needed to view it and so here goes absolutely nothing except for all social standings i have ever had😂
Lets us begin
“Hey BROson,” Percy said, squeezing his butt onto the bench between Nico and Jason.
“Hey BROseus,” Jason replied, slipping his arm around Percy’s shoulder.
Nico stared at the two older boys in disbelief.
“Oh! Hey Di AngelBRO! I didn’t even see you there!” Percy laughed, leaning his head towards Nico’s.
Nico just blinked up at him, “You have got to be kidding me.”
Jason laughed, “What’s wrong, NicBRO?”
Percy and Jason laughed and gave each other a high-five.
“Good one BROson!”
“Thank you, BROcy!”
Nico stood up abruptly and glared at the two boys, “I hate you guys” he groaned and walked away.
For the next week Jason and Percy followed Nico around nonchalantly slipping “Bro” into every. Single. Sentence. And Nico was sick of it. He literally started to go out of his way to avoid the son of Poseidon and the son of Jupiter.
“Hey have you seen NicBRO? I can’t find him anywhere,” Percy’s voice floated to Nico from around the corner.
“No, Percy, I-”
“That’s not my na~ame~” Percy singsonged.
Annabeth sighed in annoyance, “No, BROcy, i haven’t seen him.”
“Oh… Okay… Thanks anyway, AnnaBRO! See ya later!” Percy was nearing where Nico stood now, hiding behind the Demeter cabin.
Nico whipped around to face Will.
“WILL! You nearly gave me a heart attack!” Nico whispered through clenched teeth.
“What are you doing here?” Will asked, looking around the Demeter garden.
“I’m… Uh… I’m-I’m hiding from Percy,” Nico admitted. Percy who was getting dangerously close to his hiding spot. He could almost hear the “Bro"s haunting him.
As if on cue Percy’s voice raised in greeting, "NicBRO!”
Nico cursed under his breath in Italian, then looked up at Will, “I’m sorry.”
Nico tugged Will down by the front of his t-shirt and covered the son of Apollo’s lips with his own.
Will was frozen until Nico stepped on his foot, then Will got the hint and started kissing him back.
“NicBRO? Oops! Sorry bros! Didn’t mean to interrupt your BROmance! See ya later, BROligators!” And with that, Percy turned and walked away.
Nico peeked out from underneath his dark eyelashes to make sure Percy was gone before he pushed Will away.
Will looked down at Nico with a blush covering his face. In turn Nico looked up at Will with a miserably embarrassed face.
“That should take care of him for a little while. Thanks, BROlace.”
Realizing what he said, Nico’s eyes widened greatly. Will covered his ears as Nico’s shrill shriek rang out over camp:
“BROSON! BROSEUS! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!”