broadway diaries

Erik looking through his diary...

4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… 


Dame Julie Elizabeth Andrews, is an English film and stage actress, and an operatic singer, who was born in Surrey, England. She was the original singer for the stage musicals of The King and I, My Fair Lady, and Mary Poppins.

In 1957 she became the 1st person to play Cinderella on-screen. She made her feature film debut in Mary Poppins (1964), for which she won the Academy Award for Best Actress. She later married Hollywood writer Blake Edwards.

She had the lead role in the blockbuster film The Sound of Music, an when Adjusted for inflation, this is the third-highest grossing film of all time. 

She acted in other big films an was directed by Alfred Hitchcock, making her the most successful film star in the world in the 1960s. In 2000, she was made a Dame by Queen Elizabeth II for services to the performing arts. 

In the 21st century her film career still continued, with the successes of The Princess Diaries and its sequel, plus the animated-films of Shrek (2004–2010), and Despicable Me (2010), for which she provided her ladylike voice.

In addition to her Oscar Award, she has won 5 Golden Globes, 3 Grammys, 2 Emmys, and a great many other awards that are too many to list here !


The #SummerOfSpies Is almost over. The last part of Spies Are Forever comes out Tuesday, August 23! Now is the perfect time to binge watch this new spy musical from the beginning.

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From LA based comedy group the Tin Can Brothers and Brooklyn based pop duo TalkFine comes a brand-new spy musical. Join world famous secret agent Curt Mega as his mission takes him undercover during the Cold War! Along the way, he must tango with a Russian femme fatale, waltz around a Nazi villain, and samba through a horde of outrageous characters. With a license to kill and the voice of an angel, Mega must stay alive, complete the mission, and prove that the deadliest weapon of all is a little song and dance!

Book by Brian Rosenthal, Joey Richter, & Corey Lubowich
Music & Lyrics by Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
Directed by Corey Lubowich
Curt Mega is Agent Curt Mega
Mary Kate Wiles is Tatiana Slozhno
Lauren Lopez is Cynthia Houston
Joe Walker is The Deadliest Man Alive
Tessa Netting is Barb Larvenor
Al Fallick is The Informant
Joey Richter is Agent Owen Carvour
Brian Rosenthal is Dr. Baron Von Nazi

jeremy jordan gothic
  • jeremy jordan walks into the first rehearsal for the new show he’s booked. when the directors see him, they frown. “you must have the wrong room.” suddenly, the man who seems to be playing his part turns around. it’s jonathon groff. every other cast member turns around, unblinking. they are also jonathon groff. the director’s faces flicker to reveal, yet again, the cold face of jonathon groff.
  • you are listening to “santa fe” when it comes to the final note. jeremy does not stop singing. the note lasts for another few decades. generations go by. people have lived and died. you don’t remember who you are when the song is over
  • jeremy goes to an audition. his hand grasps the doorknob, and immediately, it shatters. when he pushes the door open it breaks into a million shards, all suspended in the air. in fact, everything he touches breaks. he threatens the casting directors with his strange powers and books the part of lovable jerkwad
  • while shaving, jeremy jordan’s razor does not cut his jaw. his jaw cuts his razor.
  • jeremy jordan goes to change his shirt. when he opens his closet, all the shirts are the same. he looks back on his old photos, only to find he is wearing the same plaid shirt in each and every one. he rushes to the mirror. the plaid shirt is on him now and it’s never coming off.
  • jeremy jordan wakes up one day to find himself living in the early 20th century. “back at last”, he sighs, relieved. he continues on with his life.
  • a show starring jeremy jordan is in the process of making its broadway transfer. when the show reaches the theatre, jeremy is gone. the director panics. in the midst of chaos, matthew morrison appears. no one knows when or how, but soon everyone seems to remember him instead of jeremy. who’s jeremy? no one knows anymore. there is only matthew. he grins evilly to himself. his plan is working.
  • jeremy jordan grows a beard. suddenly he has 3 children. every word he types is capitalized. you shudder to think the rumors are true. he has become a fully fledged dad.
  • a show requires jeremy jordan to dance. kyle coffman suits up in his jeremy jordan costume. you never learn the truth.
  •  you haven’t heard the name “jeremy jordan” in a while. curious about what’s happened to him, you search him up online. the only results that come up are for the 90′s pop idol and the porn star. you scroll frantically through the pages, feeling sicker and sicker by the minute. you wonder if he ever existed at all.
Welcome to the Convince Me Initiative's 6th contest of CREATIVE CRACKSHIPS!:

Please enter, people! We love you, and want to give you things.

What’s it mean:  
     This is a contest for crackshippers, amateur to expert, vid makers, artists, and just about anyone else who wants to play.
We selected the top 5 suggestions from our friends and followers, and we’re putting them up for you to create crackships in any way you want!
     Make art/crackships, or show us art/crackships you’ve already done, so long as it’s -your- art, and not taken from someone else.  How many times can you play?  You can enter once, you can do many entries, you can choose one crackship, and do one to several pictures of  them, or you can do multiple crackships. It’s all up to you!

Crackships- The top five, as submitted by you, are:

     1) Any Sort: Daniel Gillies and Paget Brewster

     2) Any Sort: Dylan O'Brien and Tyler Hoechlin

     3) Family/Relations: Taye Diggs and Lea Michele

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     Pick any of the 5 suggestions (or several, if you’re feeling ambitious), and show us a manip, a straight-across crackship manip, a gif, or you can draw, paint, photoshop/gimp, make gifs, wacom your heart out, or even make a video! You can Submit As Many Entries As You Like, in as many genres as you like. Extra points, if they’re not on a branded backdrop, like you see at movie premiers.
     There is no rating, so you can let your imagination run wild. It could have the pair listed above, and a third person, too, if you had a piece of art like that.  It doesn’t even have to be new for the contest. You could have made it ages ago, as long as it fits, and as long as the work is yours. That’s all we ask.

    You have until July 6th to finish submissions! UPDATE! Contest has been extended until July 16th!!!!
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AKA, Chelsea likes to grab a full handfull of Playbills at every show she attends. But hey, this is fun! My first giveaway.

  • 1st Place: 2 Phantom Playbills from the Pantages, 1 Pippin Playbill from the Pantages
  • 2nd Place: 2 Phantom Playbills

  • 3rd Place: 1 Phantom Playbill


  • must be following me
  • likes and reblogs count, feel free to reblog as much as you want idc
  • winners will be picked randomly
  • i will ship anywhere tbh
  • don’t tag this as ‘giveaway
  • no giveaway blogs will win
  • winners will be picked on September 30, 2015
  • winners that don’t reply within 24 hours will be at a loss
  • yeah have fun
Dream Diary

I had a dream last night that I went to see an all-Muppet performance of Hamilton, except all the Muppets looked exactly like the actors and were voiced by the actors and then afterward we got to go down to the basement of the theater and see the secret underground labyrinth that connects all Broadway shows.  There is a courtyard in the middle and if you find your way to the center you get to participate in the giant all-musical singalong.  

This is real, right?