bro shit happens

evan and connor outside on a muggy summer night when the sun sets well after 9 pm and there’s lightning bugs lazily chugging along through the air. and it’s warm and it smells like fresh cut grass and the remnants of sun-cooked blacktop and perfume from the trees. and the sky is purple and the stars are starting to peek out from beneath its cottony haze and everything is still and they lay on a hammock, connor gently rocking it with his long legs, and stare at the trees towering overhead as the light fades and swallows up the whole world around them. the only things anchoring them to reality are the sounds of their heartbeats and the comfort of each other’s warmth. and they are happy

While we’re on Headcanon Express here…

I like to think Dave is more unsettled by the differences between Dirk and Bro than the similarities.

Dirk does something frighteningly similar to Bro and Dave says nothing, hardly even thinks anything of it. They’re bound to be similar. That’s To Be Expected.

But sometimes he bangs his fucking shin on a coffee table at 3am while flashstepping and the goDDAMN X FILES THEME PLAYS IN DAVES HEAD AS HE STARES IN BEWILDERMENT. Dirk proceeds to curse under his breath about asspacking endtables as he makes himself a pot of coffee, all the while Dave’s entire world is falling apart. He thinks back. Had Bro ever clipped the coffee table? No? What the fuck, did he ever trip over a chair? NO? SLIP ON A SMUPPET… NO. No unexplained bumps in the night, no quiet cursing as he goes about his weird routines. Nothing.

I think that after a while he gets used to it, and takes comfort in the differences as well as the familiarity fostered by any resemblance he may share with dead relatives. But it takes time. And so it goes that for like 4 months Dave just quietly freaked out every time Dirk wasnt the untouchable broninja he grew up with.

Yoooo if you ever truly wanna see the definition of fragile masculinity, go shopping at a hardware store with your guy. When he can’t find something, suggest asking for help. Watch his body language change as he says no. Then go and seek help anyway, and watch how immediately he puffs his chest and becomes silently standoffish. It’s classic, and it happens literally every day at work.



Hoo boy I’m so sorry for updating you guys late on this, I just wanted to make sure everything was taken care of first and it was for sure I’d be able to get the surgery. And I am!! I have all the medical documents I need for the surgery, I got my therapist letter, and more importantly the surgery fee is finally paid off.

I can’t thank you guys enough for your help and donations– you helped me make this possible and I’m just so grateful to all you guys right now ahh!!!  Seriously y’all, thank you so much for your support, you guys are awesome!

I’ve dreamed of this day for so long and i can’t believe it’s finally happening! My surgery is on May 31st so you won’t see me around for a few days while I recover. But as soon as I do I’ll make sure to update you guys on how things went!

Again, thank you so much!!

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(M!A List) Hearing: Deaf for (Mun's choice). Just struck me as funny though for those who would interact with him when he can't hear _and_ can't speak uwu (Awesome stuff, by the way ^⍵^)

((I think you broke him))

((M!A starts! He can’t hear anyone, cuz it’s too hard to me to choice someone
@ask-birb-bros​ is here just because i like to draw him :D))

“Muscles Better, Nerves More,” 1/1

Summary: Emma Swan is protective of her softer parts. Killian Jones is more than willing to handle them with care. (Ao3)

Notes: Argh, mateys! Here there be flower crowns and explicit sexual content. “i like my body,” is a poem by e.e. cummings. I have never written sexual content this explicit, nor have I ever posted a new fic mere hours after posting another one. I have no idea what’s come over me, but regardless, here’s some pure filth with shaking headboards and Emma Swan putting flowers in Killian Jones’ hair because I’m a weirdo. Dedicated to the thirsty babes at the CS Writers’ hub, you’re the best: @abbadons-little-witch; @captainwiley; @the-reason-to-sail-home; @dassala; @zengoalie xo

+ It’s early spring, and the flowers in Storybrooke have only just started to bloom, much to Emma’s quiet delight, when her precocious child makes it a point to upend her entire day.

“You can admit it you know,” Henry smirks, his look simultaneously knowing and infuriating all at once (not unlike a certain pirate, whose inability to concede to Emma’s pride seems to have been passed on to her son).

She’s not sure what she’s supposed to be “admitting” to, but the look on Henry’s face would suggest that she knows damn well to what he’s referring and she may as well confess now or he plans to spill the beans to all the wrong people (namely Killian and her parents, who would, undoubtedly, blow the whole thing entirely out of proportion).

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anonymous asked:

can u rec ur fav holsom fics? :) only if u want to!!!!!

he’ll ya i wanna,, fair warnin tho i didnt wanna omit any fics i liked so like?? my ULTRA FAV ones will all have the ice cream emoj after the title

ok so i’ve only been thru the 1st 15 of the 18 pages in the holsom relationship tag on ao3 so there is a giant possibility i’m missin a great fic here (n also if any1 has any recs???? hmu)

the only order these are in is the order i opened em up in my tabs in

these r all rated t or g, or they should b!!! if there’s 1 in there that’s not, pls lmk so i can edit the post n let ppl kno

also this is more hc than fic however. ultra fav

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