bro nights

“I’m talking about starting out as friends
I’m talking about real and not pretend
I’m talking about bros of a life time
You and I can even right the end.”

What I Think was Really Going On

Jaal: Liam?

Liam: What’s up?

Jaal: is Angaran physiology… appealing to humans?

Liam: Uh, Why are you asking me this

Jaal: *momentary pause*

Jaal: If Ryder and I were to become…intimatewould she… would she remain interested?

Liam: *Bro mode activates*

Liam: What? Of course she would. She loves you.

Jaal: *kitten smile* But how can you be sure?

Liam: Well…

*several minutes later*

Jaal: I feel very self conscious.

Liam: Which is why I’m naked too.

Jaal: So?

Liam: Eh

Jaal: “Eh?”

Liam: You…Got a nice ass at least.

Ryder: Hey guys what’s- O-O

  • Viridi: "Link, you missed a spot while arranging the cabbage patch when you'd agreed to help out in my garden earlier. You'll have to fix that."
  • Link: "With my shirt off, right?"
  • Viridi: "Of course. There are no shirts allowed in MY garden."
  • Pit: "You know she's making that up, right?"
  • Palutena: "Making things up is what I'M infamous for! She appears to be stealing my shtick!"
  • Pit: "Swear jar."
  • Palutena: "Shtick isn't a swear, Pit."
7

Okay so tonight when I went to NXT, I decided to go all out on my Hype Bros gear because Zack was finally gonna be at a show I’m at. So I asked them on Twitter if they were gonna be there before I put everything on just in case & Mojo tweeted me and said “you know it!! See you soon?” So I replied with a pic of my outfit (first pic).
They came out for a triple threat tag team match and they didn’t see me at all before or during the match bc I was being blocked by one of the teams standing in their corner. Finally they won the match & they’re celebrating in the ring & I was worried they wouldn’t see me & just leave bc Zack was selling a knee injury. Right when I lost hope, Mojo scanned the crowd & saw me. He turned Zack to face me & they both pointed at me (second pic).
So Mojo comes over to me & goes “you want a sweaty hug?!” So of course I was like “yeah!” (Third pic).
Then he noticed my mom taking pics & was like “you want a picture?!” so Zack came over & we took this lovely pic😍 (fourth).
Then Zack high-fives me & Mojo decides to take my mom’s phone & (tried) to take selfies but they were blurry bc he was jumping around😂 (last three pics).
Then he was like “how about a video?!” So he took a video with me & handed me the phone back and I burst into tears😭
After all that, Zack saw the pic of my outfit on Twitter and said “perfection” and then when I started tweeting most of the pics, he said he was gonna steal the pic of the 3 of us but he ended up just reposting it on Instagram🙈
It took almost 5 years to meet my favorite, but it was sure as hell worth the wait. Don’t Los whole guys, you’ll meet your fav one day☺️