bro just

Give me Bro Strider as a cowboy or Bro Strider as a tacky advocate of the 80s there’s no in between

Give me Bro Strider being an undeniably cool badass, dj gigs at night, ready to kick ass if or when shit goes down. Gives you money to enjoy a night out with your friends, “don’t worry about it”

Give me Bro Strider proclaiming he’s “cool” when he makes the most cornball jokes, watching cartoons, quotes memes, dramatic, and sarcastic without maliciousness. He’s smiling because you’re pissed off, that joke wasn’t even good

Give me Bro Strider who’s distant,  got into a lot of fights, works out, has trouble connecting with relationships, a workaholic who leaves all his money in a savings account, goes out a lot but he still comes home to you

Give me Bro Strider who’s a flirt without cause, who’s exaggeratedly affectionate, laughing about it at your expense while giving sloppy kisses on the cheek and getting pushed off with a groan, ruffling hair, his arm always hanging around shoulders and yelling I Love You from the car

Give me Bro Strider who plays exclusively rap and dubstep 

Give me Bro Strider who listens to country and anime OSTs

Give me Bro Strider who never takes his shades off, it’s practically taboo, he doesn’t smile

Give me Bro Strider who never stops smiling, puts his hat on other people’s heads when they’re taking selfies

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Grossly Codependent - howboutinotdothis - Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Now, here Jared is, cleaning out his stupid fucking minivan with Evan, one half of ConnorandEvan, because the other half is out of town at his stupid science camp again and Evan’s junior park ranger bullshit just ended and Jared just got back from camp a week ago and all of his other friends are too busy to hang out, so there’s no reason to not spend time with Evan aside from the fact that Evan’s being gross and codependent with Connor and not him. And he’s not upset about that.

Really.

He’s not.

anonymous asked:

Omg hypaa my groupchat is talking abt the food porn tag on Instagram and they keep sending pictures of stuff that looks good and putting captions of dirty talk underneath them like describing the food and one of my friends was like "do you think ignis does this when he's cooking?" AND NOW I'M WHEE ZING I'M LMFAO I CNATCXDHDJ

Lowkey tho, now I want examples of what y'all were tossing around because I feel like I could use those in a stupid ass drabble where the bros overhear Ignis saying that shit to the food while he’s cooking it and being mad awkward and also kinda turned on by how sexual he gets with preparing food and they never knew it until they were out on the road together.

… plot twist: Noct knew the whole time but never told a damn soul about it. HAAAAAAA

anonymous asked:

"Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…” with vampire Fidds and ford please!

Characters: Stanford Pines and Fiddleford McGucket
Word Count: 325
17. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
Prompt List.

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…” The vampire huffed as he crossed his arms and leaned against the wall. “Great, just great.”

“Can’t…can’t you just move the stones?” Ford asked.

Fiddleford glared at him. “I’m stronger than you, but I am not that much stronger.” He jabbed a finger at the rocks that blocked their path. “So we’re stuck until my clan can get us out.”

Ford was about to say something back before he thought better of it. They were trapped in a small cavern, there was no point in making the other angry so he sat down near the light that leaked through the stones. He pulled out his journal and started writing things down.

It took a few minutes for Ford to realize that someone was watching him write and sketch over his shoulder.

“Oh, don’t mind me Stanford,” Fidds said when he noticed Ford stiffen. “Just curious what you even do with those books of yours.”

“Research.”

“Don’t get snippy with me, I know you do all that paranormal research and whatnot. I’m just curious how you can get yourself a grant to be allowed to do it.” He snatched the book out of Ford’s hands. “Do you trick them into thinking you are doing something else with the money?” He flipped through the pages ignoring the ‘vampire’ inserts. He’ll let the man have some privacy about those thoughts.

“I am completely honest about my work.” Ford grabbed back his book from the vampire’s hands. “They knew from the get-go what I was going to do and they agreed to let me at it.”

“Who would allow that?”

“Someone who believed in my work!” Ford yelled before he turned his back on the vampire and sat back in his spot.

Fidds tapped his fingers on his arm as he watched the other man carefully. “Seems to me someone wants something a little more than notes about fairies and gnomes…”

Neon Genesis Evangelion: is abt child soldiers, coping with PTSD, man playing god, neglection, growing up, life and death, humans’ strongest emotions, science as a tool to rule nature, death and rebirth, existentialism, the life-long journey towards peace and happiness

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Yeah, just… Just chillin’ with yer buds… Right.

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Master post with all four chocobros!
This was such a fun series to work on and all the feedback I got from them were lovely as heck! The shop is going to have all four available for prints and such if anyone is interested! Thanks again for such a fun trip!

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No sleep we die like conspiracy theorists 👽⭐️

Also platonic Kidge is my jAM ❤️💚 Underrated friendship

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