bro egbert

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what i know about homeshit part 2

part 1 

so many fuckin characters tumblr couldn’t fit it all in one post

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The whole “Dave realizes his home life was abusive and works on dealing with it” thing is so important to me you have no idea and i want the Superfriends to have an Encounter
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and i want bro to have an encounter with a FIST HAIIIYAH

Welcome hiveswap fans

Hello if you are new please read homestuck. hiveswap and homestuck are literally one in the same you will enjoy the game more if you read it the whole thing involves homestuck characters and you will appreciate it so much more. And remember kids. Ship hate is unnecessary. They are fictional characters. Seal your body paint! BUCKET JOKES ARE FROWNED UPON! DONT STOP READING IF ACT 1-4 ARE BORING THEY ARE NECESSARY BELIEVE ME! watch let’s read homestuck on YouTube if it is hard to follow or read on the actual comic. And please all current homestucks let’s be nice and guide the new fans not be douche bags about it okay? Don’t let the homestuck fandom die because we’re not welcoming new people.

(Non-Sburb) Au where when Dave is 13 Bro gets busted by child services so he’s sent to live with his biological mother, Mom Lalonde. Meanwhile Mom has to talk to Rose about how she actually has a twin brother who was under the custody of his father but he will be coming to live with them now. Rose is excited to have a brother but when they start to share a room they get into small arguments because they aren’t used to each other. Dave is uncomfortable in the Lalonde house, he feels awkward calling Mom anything other than “Miss Lalonde”. Rose introduces him to her friends, John and Jade, and they think it’s awesome she has a twin. They instantly get along with him. It’s hard getting used to a new life for Dave, and a new twin for Rose but slowly things get a lot better. If they wanna make it they gotta stick together.

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heyyo fuckos heres more content literally no one was asking for!!!! ho boy

rose jade john dave
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gpa  bro  mom gma

(grandpa and nanna are in the wrong spots bc they fit there best. i don’t make the art rules folks)