bro ary

contradicting squads
  • scary but cute: scorpio, cancer, aries
  • nice but rude: leo, libra, gemini
  • blunt but shady: sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio
  • weird but cool: virgo, pisces, capricorn
  • confident but insecure: gemini, leo, capricorn
  • friendly but shy: taurus, virgo, cancer
  • awkward but smooth: leo, aquarius, aries
  • honest but reserved: scorpio, libra, pisces
  • angry but chill: aries, libra, cancer
  • hot but dorky: gemini, aquarius, capricorn
  • wild but calm: sagittarius, taurus, pisces
  • stubborn but easygoing: taurus, virgo, sagittarius
THE SIGNS AS NINTENDO GAMES

SCORPIO is KID ICARUS

CANCER is ANIMAL CROSSING

ARIES is FIRE EMBLEM

PISCES is EARTHBOUND

CAPRICORN is LEGEND OF ZELDA

VIRGO is NINTENDOGS

SAGITTARIUS is COOKING MAMA

LEO is POKEMON

LIBRA is KIRBY

AQUARIUS is TOMADACHI LIFE

GEMINI is MARIOKART

TAURUS is SUPER SMASH BROS

  • dante: i love you
  • aristotle: what
  • dante: i kno-
  • aristotle: man that's such a bro thing to say
  • dante: ......no... i’m in love with you, ari
  • aristotle: DUDE YES bro-love at first sight
  • dante:
  • aristotle: manly-man attraction to my prettiest bro
  • aristotle: bruh.
  • aristotle: such bro
the signs as video games

Aries: super smash bros
Taurus: grand theft auto
Gemini: tetris
Cancer: the sims
Leo: world of warcraft 
Virgo: minecraft
Libra: super mario 64
Scorpio: legend of zelda
Sagittarius: call of duty
Capricorn: pokemon 
Aquarius: pac-man
Pisces: animal crossing new leaf

My opinion of the moon signs
  • Aries: bro u get me. We both cry at least 28 times a day and lowkey hate having feelings. We can't stand showing people that we are actually big babies and we are too defensive but at LEAST WE GET EACH OTHER.
  • Taurus: ur always centered and calm and a lil bab but if you tell me I'm the only person you've told about something (that you've told everyone) one MORE TIME IM GOING TO SNAP.
  • Gemini: yes, I believe in aliens. No I don't think bigfoot has a vendetta against you. I don't get why you just told me your life story but your mother seems like a nice lady.
  • Cancer: you make me feel like a shitty person because I don't like feelings or being empathetic or putting effort towards other people. IT'S WHATEVER THO.
  • Leo: I see right thru you. I'm a Leo. I know why you are doing that. The Validations™. I know. It's me on the daily. You're doing good tho.
  • Virgo: IF YOU DO NOT CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW. They don't care that you said "you too" when they said "have a good meal". EVERY ONE DOES THAT. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
  • Libra: so hot. hot damg. Doesn't know how to pick movies or if they want a bottle or a can. Over compromising champion of the masses. Too nice to be mean to which is hard on me because I'm mean to those I love.
  • Scorpio: what you think you are- murder death fear me am evil. What u actually are- smol bean and afraid to be hurt again, does the same things that you did before that got u hurt in the first place though??
  • Sagittarius: NICE MAKING PLANS. #cancelled. ALWAYS. Also. Nice use of sarcasm to hide ur feels. JK IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE SARCASTIC REMARK ILL YELL. I'm already yelling tho...
  • Capricorn: emotional lil bab. Stop beating yourself up. Its okay to feel things and its okay to admit that you aren't having a good day. BUT IF YOU SASS ME ONE MORE TIME.
  • Aquarius: IF YOU DISTANCE URSELF ANYMORE YOULL BE ENTIRELY IN SPACE. I admire the fact that you can go a whole 24 hours (three years?!??) without crying. I can't achieve that but I have aspirations.
  • Pisces: S T R E S S. M E. O U T. if you do not like the choice. Why did you make it. You are the controller of ur own destiny. Ily but wyd.

im in the process of writing a tree bros fanfiction which may or may not have gotten wildly out of hand. i hope its worthy of this incredible fandom 

which super mario bros character are u

aries - toad
taurus - luigi
gemini - yoshi
cancer - rosalina
leo - princess peach
virgo - bowser 
libra - daisy
scorpio - dry bones
sagittarius - birdo 
capricorn - boo
aquarius - waluigi
pisces - mario

What an Aquarius sun thinks of the sun signs

Aries: bro i love you man. Youre either really judgy and good person to drink tea with or your the chillest person going whos always passive agressive. 😂ily g

Taurus: ummm one of my favourite sun signs despite many saying it doesnt work. You guys are so quiet and then when you get to know them you dont shut up and are so dirty minded 😂

Gemini: ive not met many geminis or maybe i have but havent cared about them enough to check their chart. However my best friend was a gemini, really cocky in a good way but their really funny too.

Cancer: uhh my brother and sister are cancers and its either i love you bruv or Oh my god i hate you i hope you die relationship.

Leo: leos are so extra, its true they like the spotlight but they dont always need it. Very humorous and charismatic.

Virgo: ive always liked virgo suns but their literally nothing compared to virgo moons in my opinion, virgo suns cant keep thier judgy opinion to themselves but i can tell you my Capricorn mercury ass loves their sly jokes.

Libra: again like virgo, always preferred the moons to the suns, just because their so much more bitchier and i cant stand it sometimes. Popular but their annoying af.

Scorpio: Oh my god again with Scorpio, orite with the sund but i prefer the moons. Their sorta fake deep or teir either a very genuine person. Dont disagree or agree in things. Kinda like the less intense version of aqauriuses God complex and Devils advocate.

Sagittarius: Oh my god i love these so much!!! Their too funny and their realky honest to the point it gets them into trouble. At their worst their petty, insecure so they pick on other and bullies.

Capricorn: again prefer rhe moons just cause i get on with them more but their either the hard working student whos hand is always up or the laid back idgaf student.

Aquarius: love em. Easy to get along with but their sorta friends with everyone, so you have to excite them or else they dont really bother. Act like their your freind but you could just be a nuisance in their eyes. However, they are honest and funny afff.

Pisces: hmmm its always a weird relationship. Either annoying af or chill. Most of them are cocky and are really mouthy but their some goodie two shoes.

Banter, lads. X

Signs as Dr. Venture quotes
  • Aries: Well. I want a second opinion. Oh wait, I'm a doctor! I can give myself one! You suck, and I'm leaving
  • Taurus: I'm going to turn around now and you'd better be on fire. You're standing there in flames and the only person who can put you out is me! Because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!
  • Gemini: Oh come on! You're going to kill me because I had fake sex on graph paper with a girl who barely spoke to you in real life?!
  • Cancer: Screw the boys! I wanna stay here with my new family and their "feel good candy"! 
  • Leo: Crap, who am I kidding, my looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night
  • Virgo: Fine! I don't like your dimension anyway. It's an /asshole/ dimension, how do you like that?
  • Libra: You put me in a bag and knocked me out to bring me 50 yards?!
  • Scorpio: So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs...
  • Sagittarius: Officer? There's a man in a butterfly suit shooting my robot with a laser beam.
  • Capricorn: Uh, no, it's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress
  • Aquarius: Dean! Have you been injecting dope into your scrotum?! I'm your father, you can tell me anything!
  • Pisces: Long story short, I pissed in god's eye... And he blinked.
The Signs as Bro Food
  • Aries: Broito
  • Taurus: Bronut
  • Gemini: Macabroni and cheese
  • Cancer: Brocicle
  • Leo: Broconut
  • Virgo: Brotato Chip
  • Libra: Broham Sandwich
  • Scorpio: Bromato Soup
  • Sagittarius: Brotein Shake
  • Capricorn: Broccoli
  • Aquarius: Brofu
  • Pisces: Brogurt
The Signs as Things My Sister and her Friend Have Done/Said
  • Aries: binge watching Steven Universe
  • Taurus: *puts salt instead of sugar in lemonade*
  • Gemini: "MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE SHREKS TO THE YARD"
  • Cancer: *holding a whipped cream can to pelvis* hahaha nice
  • Leo: Singing "WE'VE GOT SAMMY (Winchester)" in the tune of "We've got Annie" from little orphan Annie omfg
  • Virgo: drawing weird pictures of their fave fictional characters
  • Libra: making Wario twerk on Super Smash Bros Wii
  • Scorpio: *holds cheese up* "This will taste great on our sundaes!"
  • Sagittarius: *looking at memes*
  • Capricorn: calling our dog, Mushu,...Drake
  • Aquarius: illuminati
  • Pisces: reading these zodiac posts