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You know, if I were Iron Man, I’d have this girlfriend who knew my true identity.She’d be a wreck, ‘cause she’d always be worrying that I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I’d become. She’d be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me. Tell me you never think about that night.

8

Pepperony Week → alternate universe
In a vampire-friendly universe, Pepper is a vampire, and eventually Tony is one too.

“Do you really sleep in a coffin?”
“Yes.”
“Really?”
“No, Tony. I’m pulling your leg.”
“Oh. ‘Pulling my leg?’ Wow, Potts, you really are a hundred years old.”