brittany says things

anonymous asked:

BUT do you honestly think Abby will get pregnant? is this a theory elsewhere? personally i'd love it!

first of all: love this question, wanna marry this question.

SECOND OF ALL: this is absolutely wild and borderline fanciful (perhaps even self-indulgent) speculation, but i’m having a total ball with this theory, so let’s unpack it. special shout out to @abigailkanes and @kane-and-griffin, who are both on this train as well. okay basically this is our three-way shared theory.

also for a fun flavour: there’s NSFW gifs under this read more, because the CW loves us very much and gave us just a stunning amount of kabby content to support this whole thing.

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Random Pezberry Thought of the Day #91

Much to Santana and Rachel’s chagrin, Puck and Brittany’s plan worked. It was underhanded, and it might have transpired differently than Puck and Brittany had hoped, but it happened. Santana and Rachel never talk about it, and they never plan on it happening again, but they do take much of the credit for Brittany and Puck finally becoming an official couple.

(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6832994/1/Puck-s-Epic-Plan)

anonymous asked:

The timeline is confusing me. So Lexa's people were part of the 13th station, and the mountain meant said the first grounders appeared 56years ago? i.e Lexa's family were aboard the ark at some point before crashing to earth. How did the grounder culture come to be what it is in just 50years? I don't know if I have this right and it's giving me a headache thinking about it.

okay, so here’s how the timeline works, as i understand it from the perspective of the year 2149:

  • 97 years ago, thirteen stations went into space (or were already in space), and ALIE nuked the planet. becca, ALIE’s creator, was on board the thirteenth station, polaris, with another version of ALIE. those who were left on earth (the original grounders) were those who could survive the radioactive fallout.
  • an unknown number of years ago on some october 1st, the thirteen stations attempted to join together after fighting for a long while. polaris was “blown up” to get the other twelve to unite. this created the unity day celebrations that the ark then changed the story of to make the destruction of polaris and the unity of the 12 more palatable and hopeful. all traces of polaris were wiped from the ark. 
  • 56 years ago, the mountain men discovered that the grounders walked the earth, and began harvesting them for their blood for the cerberus project. this created the reapers.
  • 20 or so years ago, someone from the ark attempted to commit suicide by earth, but survived. that man was discovered by lincoln and also later killed by lincoln.
  • five months ago, the 100 crashed to earth. 
  • 29 days after that, the ark came down.

from here, we can sort of work out a few things: that polaris represented some sort of threat, likely because of the presence of becca and ALIE 2.0. you can see what is likely becca on the 13th in the trailer:

after they were “destroyed”, some part of polaris (likely a pod) landed on earth and was discovered by grounders. this implies that there may have been survivors (perhaps even becca herself), and that those survivors may have wound up being integrated into the newly formed grounder culture. it also implies that there may be another AI already in play on earth, and that it is heavily involved in grounder politics. this explains lexa’s dream about the former commanders and her premonitions of the future. (another theory is that ALIE is the one who does this, and for more info you should read ALL THE EXCELLENT THEORIZING that @grrlinthefireplace and @reblogginhood have done here.)

i’m hoping the second ALIE is a more benevolent one that becca developed to combat ALIE–as opposed to an “upgrade” for ALIE herself–and that ALIE wants to find and destroy it before it can interfere with her plans. IMAGINE THE AI WAR. IMAGINE IT. 

BUT ANYWAY, this whole polaris/polis thing also presents the very massive reality that skaikru and grounders have always been one people. BOY, I BET PIKE IS GONNA BE UPSET. 

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Anon request - Bechloe AU: Avengers

Beca Stark and Chloe Barton

Honestly, y'all need to like stop with “LOOK AT SIMONS ARM!!!😍😍😍” because it’s just an arm. He’s not got massive muscles, neither do any of the rest of the sidemen. They’re all scrawny boys who play games and football every now and then. So chill out, most of you are like 11 and don’t need to be getting wet over an ARM. Like it’s literally an arm. Chill out.

NO BUT SANTANA USES THE LITTLE MOUSE-VOICE THOUGH

LOGICALLY SHE KNOWS THAT BRITTANY WILL SAY YES BECAUSE THEY’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS AND DREAMED ABOUT IT AND IT’S BEEN THE PLAN FOR A WHILE NOW

BUT THERE’S STILL THAT PART OF HER THAT CAN NEVER DARE TO FULLY BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL GET GOOD THINGS, LET ALONE THE BEST THING–THE BEST PERSON, HER BEST FRIEND, THE GIRL SHE HAS LOVED SINCE BEFORE SHE EVEN REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT LOVE WAS–AND SO THERE’S A QUIVER IN HER VOICE AND A THOUSAND BUTTERFLIES IN HER BELLY AND SHE’S JUST PRAYING OH GOD PLEASE YET BRITTANY SAY YES

AND THE THING IS BRITTANY WILL SAY YES BECAUSE BRITTANY WANTS SANTANA TO HAVE ALL THE BEST THINGS AND SANTANA IS HER BEST THING TOO

AND LIKE BRITTANY SAID LAST YEAR, THEY’RE THE TWO AWESOMEST PEOPLE SHE KNOWS AND THEY BELONG TOGETHER

AND OH GOD

THEY’RE GONNA GET MARRIED