brittany is crazy

got7 as girls

jackson: jacqueline
- the fun n’ sporty girl
- very thicc which makes other girls jealous
- says whatever she wants and when she wants
- is a queen and is forever unbothered
- blondie
- “I ain’t shit, I am THE shit.”
- dramatic hair flips
- flirts with boy and girls because she’s jacqueline
- girls are gay for her tbh
- defends the weak
- doesn’t really have menstrual cramps since she’s so healthy
- probably a feminist
- is still friends with everyone, even the fakes

jaebum: jasmine
- the scary but sexy girl
- pretty tall
- plays no games with anyone
- “If you touch me, you’ll lose a finger.”
- cares about her cats more than anything
- people are jealous of her
- men want her like crazy, the girls too
- goes against the gender roles
- long brown hair
- likes wearing makeup
- leather jackets and heels
- walks in a room only to get stares and for it to quiet down
- very strong both mentally and physically

mark: marcelina
- the quiet and shy girl
- girl next door type
- fluffy sweaters and oversized shirts
- hides behind glasses
- frail and fragile
- smiles and blushes a lot
- tries to avoid social interaction at all costs
- likes skateboarding on her own time
- is really goofy and fun when you really get to know her
- doesn’t trust easily
- likes to eat but hates school

bambam: bambi aka brittany
- the crazy chick
- really weird
- is a redhead atm
- constantly dyes her hair and wonder why she’s going bald
- never shuts up
- dabs and knows every single dance to exist
- is not ‘lady like’ like her family wants her to be
- closet can pay off someones rent for a year
- dresses very well
- eats too much to be that skinny
- “WhERE MY TITTIES??!”
- double b? more like double a. *ba dum tss*
- literally dies on her period

jinyoung: julia
- the ms. intelligent-independent girl
- sips wine in a silk robe while looking at the outside view
- girls can only dream of being her
- curled black hair
- very savage
- has coffee at local cafes
- university student
- reserved
- “Look here you broke down bitch, stop talking about me behind my back to your friends who’s the great value version of Chanel.”
- will use the force if necessary
- potterhead
- professional nerd

yugyeom: yasmine
- the dancing girl
- probably in Chicago for a dancing school
- loves dancing
- athletic body
- very tall and other boys hate it
- rises above everyone (literally)
- really kind and sensitive
- hates when people critique her dancing but uses it as a method to work harder
- Chris Brown enthusiast
- thicc
- cute but still sexy
- can also sing

youngjae: yvonne
- the most caring girl you’ll ever know
- girl power
- long wavy blonde hair
- flower child
- loves singing as her passion
- can’t be hated no matter what
- sweet-girl-from-church type
- not that innocent deep down
- cares too much
- pure
- likes to play the guitar to serenade her lover
- probably lives in California
- fights for equality

- circle glasses and t shirt dresses - “Hi guys~!”

So if you haven’t seen Brittany Snow’s musical number in The CW’s “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,” I suggest you watch it, like, RIGHT NOW!

Anywho, I couldn’t resist making a Bechloe AU video out of this song. It was just TOO fucking good. xD

Hope you guys like it!

HERCULES(1997) QUOTES
  • Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way. 
  • I can’t believe this guy. I throw everything I’ve got at him, and it doesn’t even…
  • What… are… those?
  • Um, I don’t know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
  • Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?
  • I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
  • Well, they’re just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?
  • He’s not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
  • You mean, *if* he gets outta there.
  • Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.”
  • You know, wh-when I was a kid, I-I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
  • You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
  • I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
  • I don’t know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
  • So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?
  • Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
  • People do crazy things… when they’re in love.
  • Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.
  • You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
  • For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
  • ____, when I’m with you, I-I don’t feel so alone.
  • Is Wonderboy here for real?
  • So, can’t. Love to, but can’t.
  • Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
  • Thanks for everything, ___. It’s been a real slice.
  • He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness
  • Ohhhhh, at least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.
  • People are… are gonna get hurt, aren’t they?
  • Nah. I mean, it’s, you know, it’s a possibility.
  • Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.
  • Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
  • Honey, you mean “Hunk-ules!” Ooh, I’d like to make some sweet music with him.
  • How sentimental. You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
  • We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.
  • You might feel just a little queasy. It’s kinda natural. Maybe you should… sit down!
  • Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?
  • It looks better that way. No, it really does.
  • *I’ve* been captured! Whoa. Hey, watch the glasses.
  • It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
  • Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents lookin’ for a theme park.
  • I’ll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.