britney spears on a dolphin

the signs as iconic glee quotes
  • Aries: "Wanky."
  • Taurus: "I have to go, they'll think I'm pooping."
  • Gemini: "The only straight I am is straight up bitch."
  • Cancer: "Who is Josh Groban?! KILL YOURSELF!"
  • Leo: "PLOT TWIST! LIMA DOESN'T HAVE A ZOO, WHY DID WE THINK IT DID?!"
  • Virgo: "You smell like Craigslist."
  • Libra: "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
  • Scorpio: "There is nothing ironic about show choir!"
  • Sagittarius: "Now remember, if the balloon pops, it makes the angels cry."
  • Capricorn: "Things are serious, a man in a dress is dead."
  • Aquarius: "It's a Britney Spears sex riot!"
  • Pisces: "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"