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proof that britney spears’s “if u seek amy” lyrics are gay

La la la, la la, la la la
La la la, la la, la la la
La la la, la la, la la la
La la la, la la, la la la (Britney is singing a happy intro because she is going to sing about her girlfriend who she loves)

[Verse 1]
Oh, baby baby, have you seen Amy tonight? (Britney is looking for her girlfriend, Amy)
Is she in the bathroom, is she smoking up outside? (Oh!) (Britney lists these places first because she knows where her girlfriend usually likes to go at parties)
Oh, baby baby, does she take a piece of lime (Britney has forgotten Amy’s drink preferences, but she cares about her enough to ask someone else)
For the drink that I’mma buy her? (Britney is buying a drink for her girlfriend because the social norm is buying a drink for someone you think is hot)
Do you know just what she likes? (Oh!) (Britney wants to make Amy as happy as possible)

Oh-oh, tell me, have you seen her? (Britney cannot stop looking for her girlfriend)
Cause I’m so, oh (Take what you will of the “oh” but I assume it has to do with Britney being in love with Amy and not just an extra syllable of “so”)
I can’t get her off of my brain (Britney is in love!)
I just want to go to the party she gon’ go (Britney only wants to party if she is with Amy because she enjoys being around Amy more than the party itself)
Can somebody take me home? (She is sick of being alone at this party and is wondering if Amy is at their house because they live together)

Love me, hate me (Britney is addressing homophobes. She knows that people can either love her or hate her for being gay but she doesn’t care)
Say what you want about me (People will gossip about Britney’s sexuality since she is looking for her gay lesbian girlfriend wife Amy)
But all of the boys and all of the girls are (Britney is bisexual and attracts other girls because they are on her gay-dar (reference to her song Radar))
Begging to if you seek Amy (We all know how Britney shattered our souls with this amazing and iconic hidden acronym message, but if you look closer you will see that indeed, everyone is attracted to Britney, but they are all also willing to help her look for her girlfriend)
Love me, hate me (See above)
But can’t you see what I see? (Britney is again addressing homophobes by wondering why they can’t see how beautiful the girls, especially Amy, are)
All of the boys and all of the girls (See above)
Are begging to if you seek Amy (See above)

(Love me, hate me) (Britney is emphasizing that she does not care what other people’s reactions are to her having a girlfriend)
La la la, la la, la la la
La la la, la la, la la la

[Verse 2]
Amy told me that she’s gonna meet me up (Amy and Britney were supposed to go on a date)
I don’t know where or when and now they’re closing up the club (Oh!)
I’ve seen her once or twice before, she knows my face (This is a lie Britney made up because she does not want some people to realize how well she and Amy know each other)
But it’s hard to see with all the people standing in the way (Oh!) (These ‘people’ are the homophobes that Britney is trying to get by to find Amy. She could also be expressing her internalized homophobia)



Oh, say what you want about me (Homophobia will always be present)
Oh, but can’t you see what I see? (Can’t these people understand that being a lesbian is wonderful?)
Yeah, say what you want about me (Britney repeats this line multiple times to express truly how she does not give a fuck about anyone’s comment!)

So tell me if you see her
(Lemme know what she was wearing and what she was like) (Britney wants to know what her girlfriend was wearing not only so she could find her, but also because she bets Amy will look beautiful in whatever outfit she chose)
Cause I’ve been waiting here forever (Britney waits for a long time because she is dedicated and a loyal girlfriend)
(Lemme know when if she was going out her mind) (Amy is also looking for Britney)
Oh, baby baby, if you seek Amy tonight (Oh!)
Oh, baby baby, we’ll do whatever you like (Britney wants to get other people to look for Amy with her. She says “we’ll do whatever you like” because she will do anything to find Amy)
Oh, baby, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby, baby


[Chorus x2]

Oh, say what you want about me (See above)
Oh, but can’t you see what I see? (See above)
Yeah, say what you want about me (See above)
All of the boys and all of the girls (She is really referencing lesbians here! There is no other way to interpret that)
Are begging to if you seek Amy

anonymous asked:

hi can u do jailbreak x reader stripper au?

(((in first person…so u can join in on this SEXY adventure)))

jailbreak went to the stripclub. she was like “damn 😤😤😤 i bin on this #grind all week long jailbreaking 📱s and whatnot. time 2️⃣ cut LOOSE!!!” 💦💦💦
she walked into da club. wait…not just ANY club…MY club!! 😳😳😳💋 i cud c her from the distance. she was reel close 2️⃣ my stage 💦👙💋
“hi there 👶” i purred 😻😻😻 “wanna get a lil action?? i promise i’ll 🅱️ worth ur ⏰ & 💸💸💸👼”
“idk…” she sed “because I am a character from a movie designed by adults to capitalize on young children who are obsessed with keyboard characters and pray on those who fall for movie clichés and cinematically disappointing box office flops, I am destined to be matched with the main male protagonist of my film, Gene, AKA the “Meh” emoji.“
"yeah mami, idgaf bout ur backstory dollface, but i can give u a lappie 4️⃣ a nice price 💸💸💸💁💋”
“ok mommy”
i ride-up on her emoji lap and she throws HELLA MONEY 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸😍💦 @ me. this is all so i can pay my rent and 4️⃣ my education since american colleges charge a goddamn fortune which is why so many US citizens are uneducated and broke, but i have 2️⃣ admit…i’m catching feelz 😳😳😳!!! am i lez??
“wow” sez jailbreak. “that felt #sogud…gimme MOAR 😩💦💦💦”
“this round is free 4️⃣ u 👼👼👼”
i ride on her all night long and then we have hot sex. the 🔚

Finally got to finish the last of my sun team gijinkas!  Britney’s namesake is probably really obvious haha

Biker Girl Britney and Hoverboard skater girl Zoé

Suzuka(Alolan Ninetales) + Lauren(Lurantis)

Mercury(Primarina) + Marc(Alolan Persian)