britney jesus spears

Darus/TWD headcanons bc I'm bored af

•Jesus steals the sheets at night. All of them. And all of the pillows. Basically everything on the fucking bed except Daryl Dixon himself. And Jesus ends up kicking everything off the bed before morning anyway, so they both end up cold & it pisses Daryl off more times than not.

•Jesus fucking LOVES to give Daryl affection during the day especially when TF is around. Why? Bc pissing Daryl off is fun to him & kissing him in front of TF is certainly a way of accomplishing that goal.

•Daryl’s plan one night: get a ton of blankets so even if Jesus pulls them off there will still be more. Jesus’s plan while he sleeps: pulling off all of the blankets yet again ON ACCIDENT. ( lmao it probably wasn’t on accident tbh )

•Jesus wears his hair in a bun on hot days & it legit makes Daryl melt into a fucking puddle

•JESUS AND CAROL HAVING PLEASANT CONVERSATIONS TOGETHER WHILE SHE BAKES. YES PLEASE.

•Daryl talks in his sleep a ton. And he snores. And he mumbles names of people he lost & it sometimes worries Jesus so he has to wake Daryl up

• HEATH AND GLEN BECOMING RLY GOOD FRIENDS PLEASE LMAO

•MAGGIE & AARON BECOME EVEN BETTER FRIENDS THAN BEFORE PLEASE

•Aaron & Eric almost always make dinner together & they playfully hip check each other & talk about dumb things & drink cheap wine & fall asleep together on the couch like. Its legit their little nighttime tradition

•Jesus & Aaron having conversations about their guys & Tara joining in about Denise

• TARA AND JESUS BECOMING RLY GOOD FRIENDS.

•Michonne playing with Rick’s hair in the morning if she wakes up before him.

•Michonne & Rick doin it in the shower 👌👌

•MAGGIE’S BABY IS BORN & THE BABY IS BEAUTIFUL & PERFEXT NOTHING GOES WRONG HER AND GLEN NAME HIM HERSHAL JR THX

•Morgan has a lowkey crush on Carol even tho Carol doesnt rly like him(?) and she has Tobin but Morgan admires her from afar bc hes in love w her. And he never brings it up, hes just in love w her and vows to protect her secretly.

•JESUS IS RLY GOOD W KIDS LIKE JUDITH LOVES HIM & LIKES PLAYING W HIS HAIR SM ITS SO CUTE

•BONUS IF DARYL SEES THEM TOGETHER AND DIES INSIDE BC THEYRE SO CUTE

•tobin treating Carol like a princess ( oh wait thats canon already oops )

•SASHA AND ABRAHAM ARE LIKE. TOGETHER & ARE ROMANTIC & INTIMATE W EACH OTHER BUT THEY STILL ACT LIKE BROS & ITS SUPER CUTE

•ROSITA DOESNT HATE SASHA & ENDS UP W EUGENE ( or stays w her current bf but tbh I ship Eugene & rosita oops )

• DENISE WEARING TARA’S HOODIES ( canon?? I think it is already oops )

•MICHONNE IS ACTUALLY CARL’S MOTHER. OH WAIT THATS CANON 2

•Maybe when things settle down,,,,, abraham & Sasha have a baby too

• basically alexandria is full of babies

•Glen taking pictures of TF to have just incase he loses one of TF

•daryl secretly steals a pic of jesus & judith together & keeps it in his back pocket. Bonus if Jesus’s hair is up in the pic

•Jesus doesnt know about it at all. He finds it one day probably in the morning ( the morning after they 👌👌👌👌) and he kinda just chuckles to himself & puts it back where it was

•Tara & Jesus singing along to Criminal by Britney Spears (jesus probably refers to the criminal as Daryl in his case)

•Daryl & Jesus having rly quiet intimate goodbyes before they have to go somewhere dangerous. Just incase one of them doesnt get back.

•DENISE ACTUALLY GETS TO SAY SHE LOVES TARA BC FUCK

•EVERYONE IS HAPPY PLEASE OK EVERYONE IS HAPPY AND FINE PLEASE MAKE IR HAPPEN

Famous people who share your moon sign:
  • Aires moon: Angelina Jolie, Rihanna, Bill Gates, Pamela Anderson, Steve Jobs, Selena Gomez, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Tyra Banks, Daniel Radcliffe, Jared Leto, Tupac, Ellen DeGeneres, Eva Longoria, Christian Bale, Pink, Ian Somerhader, Russel Brand, Salma Hayek, Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Taurus moon: Chris Pratt, Christina Aguilera, Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Meryl Streep, Mick Jagger, Chris Brown, Robert Downey Jr, Prince Harry, Taylor Lautner, Kelly Clarkson, Hugh Grant, Demi Lovato, Elton John, Prince Charles, Pharrell Williams, Colin Firth, Michael J Fox
  • Gemini moon: Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Lawrence, Jim Carrey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tina Turner, Kylie Minogue, Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Jackman, Khloe Kardashian, Jennifer Garner, Olivia Wilde, Jackie Chan
  • Cancer moon: Taylor Swift, Shakira, Kurt Cobain, Robert Pattinson, Princess Kate, Prince William, Isaac Newton, Heath Ledger, Gwen Stefani, Courtney Love, Draw Barrymore, Jessica Simpson, Carmen Electra, Nicole Richie, Adam Sandler, Kris Jenner, Sofia Vergara, Kaley Cuoco
  • Leo moon: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Julia Roberts, Gandhi, Tom Cruise, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, David Bowie, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lana Del Rey, Paul McCartney, Halle Berry, Katie Holmes, Clint Eastwood, Tom Hanks, Marilyn Manson, Queen Elizabeth II, Eva Mendes, Jane Fonda
  • Virgo moon: Madonna, Jode Foster, Natalie Portman, JFK, Nicki Minaj, Zac Efron, Zayn Malik, John Travolta, James Franco, J.K Rowling, Matthew McConaughey, Blake Lively, Channing Tatum, Keith Richards, Stephen Hawking, Mary-Kate Olson, Ashely Olson, Courtney Cox, Jada Pinkett Smith
  • Libra moon: Harry Styles, Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Bieber, Kristen Stewart, Jay-Z, Mel Gibson, George Bush, Kate Winslet, Sylvester Stallone, Joseph Stalin, Ariana Grande, Anne Hathaway, Alicia Keys, Bradley Cooper, Shakespeare, Sting, Emma Stone, Fergie
  • Scorpio moon: Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Scarlett Johansson, Lady GaGa, Alan Rickman, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Robbie Williams, Mariah Carey, Bruce Lee, Orlando Bloom, Ben Affleck, Nelson Mandela, Bob Marley, James Dean, Avril Lavigne, Mila Kunis, Will Smith, Mitt Romney, Kate Moss, Adam Levine
  • Sagittarius moon: Zoe Sugg, Nicole Kidman, Einstein, Jennifer Aniston, Sharon Stone, Justin Timberlake, Al Pacino, Oprah Winfrey, Emma Watson, Michael Jordan, Adele, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, Mike Tyson, Hilary Duff, John Mayer, Vin Diesel, Yoko Ono, Simon Cowell, Portia de Rossi
  • Capricorn moon: Kourtney Kardashian, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Adolf Hitler, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ryan Gosling, Amy Winehouse, David Beckham, Matt Damon, Abraham Lincoln, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bon Jovi, Cher, Zooey Deschanel, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Jessica Parker
  • Aquarius moon: Marilyn Monroe, Jesus Christ, Britney Spears, Princess Diana, Uma Thurman, John Lennon, Eminem, Sandra Bullock, Russel Crowe, Jessica Alba, Ashton Kutcher, Charles Manson, Victoria Beckham
  • Pisces moon: Kim Kardashian, Michelle Obama, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Hillary Clinton, Kanye West, Robin Williams, Audrey Hepburn, Cindy Crawford, Prince, Coco Chanel, Frank Sinatra, Paul Walker, Ricky Martin, Vanessa Hudgens, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelangelo

On December 25, 2011, the first Christmas was celebrated by Britney Spears and fans in Bethlehem. The reason for the season was to celebrate the ingenuity and impact of Britney’s inventions. The holiday was originally celebrated with a performance of I’m A Slave 4 U by Spears, which was opened by an act by the Virgin Mary in which she gave birth to Jesus Christ. This was the first child born through immaculate conception since Spears gave birth to her sons, so naturally, Spears baptized the baby who would later become the ultimate sacrifice for mankind. Christmas is now celebrated every year by all people who have witnessed the good word of the Lord, Britney Spears.