kent parson is currently sitting on his bed, surrounded by britney posters whilst her old music plays, the smell of midnight fantasy is in the air and there’s a countdown for the release of her new album glory on the bedside table. he hasn’t answered his phone in days.
BRITNEY SPEARS FOR PRESIDENT: TOP TEN WAYS SHE WOULD CHANGE THE COUNTRY
10. She’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon. 9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo. 8. Free pie for everybody. 7. Her Situation Room would be a cabana at the Palms casino in Las Vegas. 6. She’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of her fragrance ‘Circus Fantasy.’ 5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes. 4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy. 3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade. 2. Three words: Vice President Diddy. 1. Finally the media would pay some attention to her