home, sleeps twelve hours a day, eats everything his mom puts in front of him. Watches
k-dramas with mom at night but would never admit to it in person. drops his dad off
at work every day to get to car. Spends a solid three hours playing with the cat at night.
Jinyoung: goes on
some intellectual tour, mostly likely with a guide and planned itinerary.
Painstakingly learns need-to-know phrases in the native language but brings along some cheesy guide like, “U THINK U KNOW PARIS?”
Mark: goes on an
all-boys adventure trip surfing off the coast of Hawaii or something. Ends up
staying a few weeks running a fish taco truck with a couple of locals. Heads
back to school a month later than planned but no one thinks twice of it.
zero percent of the trip but is the most enthusiastic one there. Goes somewhere like mexico where you can do everything. Tan, hike, paraglide, jet-ski,
snorkel, spa day – Jackson DOES IT ALL BC THAT’S WHAT AN ALL-INCLUSIVE MEANS OK.
Bambam: Hits up Punta
Cana or Panama City Beach. Rolls in already wearing a swimsuit and sunscreen. Has
eight vacation playlists but forgets most of the essentials like toothpaste,
socks and contact solution. Cue hasty drug store trip.
Yugyeom: Heads to
vegas. Gets pulled onstage at the Britney Spears concert and dances with the
backup dancers. Gets too wild and wakes up in middle of the desert – cue the beginning of The
stays home, volunteering at the local animal shelter. takes pictures every day with each puppy. Ends up adopting five because he can’t bear to leave
them. Mom bans him from volunteer work in the future.
Some Things Kent Parson Has Said to the Rookies While Drunk:
1. “My cat is more beautiful than all of you ugly fuckers combined and if you don’t think so then everyone can suck it and get out of my house,” then proceeded to cry into a random rookie’s arms for no particular reason.
2. “I just want to eat cereal out of the Cup again. I ask for so little–” (”Parser, you said if your future spouse doesn’t buy you a ring with a diamond that’s bigger than your face, you’ll blow your brains out.”) “……Get out of my house.”
3. “See that guy over there? I’m going to climb him like a tree. Hold my drink.” (“No, Parser–”) “If I don’t come out of the bathroom in ten minutes, assume that I’ve died by dick–” (“Jesus, I’m taking you home.”)
4. “Fuck, I have to dance. It’s Britney. This is my moment.” (”Kent, please don’t–” Kent slaps the rookie’s hands away.) “My loneliness is killing me–don’t fucking touch me, James–”
(Post-bar hopping. A rookie is petting Kent’s hair, hoping that he’ll go to sleep soon, but Kent shoots right up for a brief moment.)
“You guys are the best teammates a guy can ask for. Thanks for taking me home. Please don’t leave me alone. I love everyone. Except you, James. But only because you used all my Nutella and put the jar back. You think I wouldn’t notice? What the fuck, man.”
BONUS +1, at the Parson-Mashkov wedding: “You know, the diamond he got wasn’t the size of my face. But that’s okay, because he’s got a huge–” ( “Okay, Parser, we know, your husband has a huge fucking dick. Congrats.”) “What? No. I was going to say, ‘huge heart.’ You fucking sickos. Stop thinking about my husband’s penis.” (”We weren’t.”) “It is pretty fucking big though.” (”God, Parser, why would you–” All rookies and Kent chug their drinks.)
Have some small Bendy ch. 2 doodles. Sorry if they look very rough, I only used a pen because I was a bit lazy to pre sketch these. Btw the first one is my version of a mate for Bendy, which I call Britney since it sort of sound nice with Bendy… Bendy & Britney.
Bendy belongs to TheMeatly