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Tonight.

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The card :

*Eddie Edwards vs. Roderick Strong with Truth Martini in a “Ringmaster Challenge” - First fall is pinfall only. Second fall is submissions only. If necessary, the third fall is a 15 minute Iron Man Match.

*ROH Tag Team champion Shelton Benjamin vs. Prodigy Mike Bennett.

*The Briscoes vs. The All Night Express- Ladder War III for ROH Tag Team title shot.

*ROH Tag Team champion Charlie Haas vs. Michael Elgin.

*Steve Corino vs. El Generico.

*The Bravados vs. Future Shock vs. The Young Bucks.

*El Generico vs. Jimmy Jacobs (with Steve Corino).

*Jay Lethal & Homicide vs. Rhino & Tommaso Ciampa.

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So we can all agree this is going to be awesome, right?

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Mark and Jay Briscoe are pro wrestlers who are also chicken farmers.  Recently their entire flock came down sick and had to be put down, costing the family farm $50,000 in lost profits.  Here they explain why this puts them in a surly mood, and why they shall take out their frustrations on whoever the hell they’re wrestling this weekend in Chicago.

Also there is a pickup truck full of dead chickens.