no but seriously you guys Aaron Minyard is a backliner. just think about that for a minute.
“What position do you want to play?”
“The one where I stand next to the tallest guy on the court and people try and run over me and i’m like ‘fuck no, back the fuck off’.”
Like i believe that Andrew is a goalie because of course he is, he’s the last line of defense, the immoveable, the one who ruins everyone’s day saying “no.” And Aaron is like “bring me the glory seeking strikers so i can shove them away and be like no not today - and if you get by me, may i introduce you to my twin brother in the goal there.”
minyard twins =the one-two punch of “I don’t think so motherfucker”