bring lemons

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

Coffee Confessions - Chris Evans Imagine

This is the cheesiest title but whatever XD 

Summary: An ideal fourth date in February? Simple. A cup of coffee and maybe a confession or two that Chris has been keeping from you for long enough. He couldn’t wait another moment to tell you that he saw as the stars aligning for him; the moment he met you. 

Requests? Open - (ask here!)

Here are my two prompt lists if you want to request one from there: Prompt One / Prompt Two  - My Masterlist -  Chris Evans / Steve Rogers Masterlist

Warnings? Fluffy!AF  / CutiePieChris / 

People: Chris / You

“Now, remind me again why we are doing this?”

“Because! Come on, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“I give you something that you’re allergic to and you die on my account and your fans stampede to my house and then they kill me too.”

“You’re quite creative…”

You shrugged and looked down at your dirty boots, “Some would call me cynical.” Chris smiled and just shook his head laughing quietly to himself. “Well, cynically creative it is then.” 

A small smile on your face. He just grins down at you then looks up at the menu.“Okay, well I’m only allergic to two things; Shrimp, and Cats. So if you find a shrimp cocktail on the Starbucks menu, I suggest you divert to another food.”  A giggle flew out of your mouth, making the two dimples on the apples of your cheeks strike Chris’s eye. He looked in your direction as you stared up at the menu above the Barista when he saw the beauty next to him chuckling at his allergies. Chris looked at you, with a spark in his eyes, “What!”

“Shrimp? Really? Interesting…”

“Oh, well Ms. Perfect, what allergies do you have?”

“I’m allergic to men who wear t0o much Axe body spray.” Chris bellowed out a laugh and didn’t receive a wink of attention from anyone inside the cramped Starbucks.

It was a busy Monday morning in Manhattan, people didn’t have time to glare at the happy couple on a weird ‘eight in the morning on Monday’ date.

Slinging his arm over your shoulder, Chris brought you closer as soon as you two finally reached the register. Suddenly it felt a hundred degrees hotter in here than it did a second ago.

When you ordered for Chris you decided to get him an Americano iced, with milk and one sugar. Adding a cake pop to your order, much to Chris’s amusement. He knew that you’d steal it from him later.

“I’ll have a Venti, Iced Caramel Macchiato with skim milk, and one slice of lemon bread to go, please.”

Your mouth must’ve hit the dirty Starbuck’s floor once he finished his order. You looked at Chris and saw he was amused by your expression when he glanced down at you, out of the corner of his eye.

“How the hell did you know that was what I liked?”

“Babe, we’ve gone on three dates and I’ve known you for what, a year now? If it’s mid-spring, and you aren’t wearing a jacket it’s an Iced Caramel Macchiato with skim milk, but you hate the thickness of regular milk, and lemon bread because it’s fucking awesome. No matter how much hate lemon bread gets, you’d defend it to your last dying breath.”

“I just don’t understand why this generation has no respect for lemon bread. It’s disgraceful!” Smiling down at you, he rests his head on top of yours as you two wait for your orders to be filled in the sea of busy Bostonian’s.

“So, what does your daily horoscope say today…” He peaked over and smiled, leaning back so people couldn’t get a good look at his face. He didn’t want to be recognized on your date, he wanted it to be just you two.

“What does it say?”

“Well, Miss. Aquarius, you are having a five-star day- and hey! So am I, the Gentle and Genuinely Handsome Gemini, if I may add.” Rolling your eyes, you put your hand on your hip, rolling your hand forward for him to continue. “It says; Wait for opportunities to come your way. You are waiting for a sign but you will not receive one unless you shoot for your goals. You are going to cross paths with…” He pauses for a second and smiles, leaning back as he looks at you. “What? I’m gonna cross paths with what?”

“The love of your life.” He says quietly.

You stopped for a second, and don’t even care when your name is rung out, “Order for Steve and order for James.”

Your eyes are wide, even while Chris moves to grab both your orders, “It says that?” Chris nodded, bringing you the lemon bread and iced drink.


“Well, what does your’s say?”

Chris sighed in content, pulling the door to the streets of Pant Suits and Cabbie’s yelling at one another. As the harsh winter air hit your faces, the breeze takes your hair back. Brushing the curly strands off of your shoulders that we’re covered in a simple black peacoat. “It said, ‘Gemini, you have already met your one and only. Don’t let them walk away without telling them how you feel or it will haunt you. You’ll regret it the moment they turn away into another lover’s arms.’”

Smiling down at you while you two start the short walk back to his apartment, Chris couldn’t help but a breath escapes him at the side of your perfect, pinched pink cheeks and puckered lips from being chapped from the vicious blowing winds.   “Well do you think your horoscope is true?”

“Hell yeah…” Chris answered you coolly, although a wave of anxiety hit him when he paused for a second before shooting a glance at you and quietly repeating you back your question, “Do you?”

You don’t need to look up from your lemon bread to know he’s watching you, you could just feel the love of his eyes bearing deep into your heart, making it pump blood faster every time those blue eyes were looking in your direction. With a small sip of your drink to let the bread go down easily, you reply confidently to Chris, not even skipping a step. “Fuck yeah.”

Smiling at you no longer feels like enough for him, so letting all fucks fly into the wind, he stood in front of you and bent down to land an impassioned kiss on your stinging lips that now just felt numb. Numb with a bee’s sting of love.

Chris was kissing you at the traffic light, not bothering to worry whether the world was watching or not. When the walkers started across the street, your lips parted from each other and Chris guided you along, letting you lean on him as a bit of support. Still in shock of the electricity that now coursed through your veins bled straight into your heart. Your brain was a haze by the moment you two just shared with a thousand other people on the corner of Village Street.

Together, you walk silently now, no longer feeling the need to fill the silence. The sky was blue and the sun had risen high above you two. Feeling his hand reach yours, you hooked your fingers with his and felt them grasp stronger, intertwining his fingers with yours. Chris was clutching onto you as if he was gonna lose you in the bustling crowd. Suddenly it felt like your safety came before his own on the bustling streets.

After a while, when you finally reached his apartment, you two sat down and relax for a second with Dodger begging to play fetch with his favorite toy, a rubber turtle that didn’t bounce that bad but let Dodger get in a bit of a good exercise until you’d take him down to Berrington Park.

Chris suddenly gives you the look of the joker, with a wide grin that could almost appear as sinister.  He was too cute to be sinister, though.  You took a bite of the lemon bread that was barely left. You had one, maybe two bites before it’d be done. Scarfing it down in what you knew would be very unflattering paparazzi photos soon.

“You made those horoscopes up, didn’t you?” Smirking, Chris nods, taking an unauthorized sip of your macchiato. Not that you cared or anything.

“What did yours really say, Chris?”

“It said…I’d  fall in love with a lemon head.” Smacking him on the arm, you giggle before surprising him and bringing him forward with your hand on the back of his head.

“Your such a clown sometimes, Christopher.”

“Some call it more sarcastic or dry.”

A soft smile fell onto your lips as you press them barely to Chris’s. He felt like a feather now laid on his lips. Setting the two drinks on the coffee table, you just barely mumbled into his kiss as those large, beautiful, slightly chapped  lips brought you in, “The Sarcastically Dry Comedian it is then.”


Ed Sheeran sentence starters
  • "I saw a shooting star and thought of you."
  • "You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love."
  • "If you wanna put this on me, that’s fine, I never blamed you for anything at all."
  • "The world looks better through your eyes."
  • "It's only been one night of love and maybe that is not enough."
  • "If I fall for you, would you fall too?"
  • "It's not a homeless life for me, it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be."
  • "I haven't slept for the past week, two hours ain't enough for me."
  • "I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke."
  • "You can stay with me forever or you could stay with me for now."
  • "Outside the day is up and calling, but I don't have to be so, please go back to sleep."
  • "Never been better since all the therapy."
  • "And you know, if I let you go, I'll still keep you safe."
  • "You are the one I fall asleep with but never wake up to."
  • "The worst things in life come free to us."
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed."
  • "What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all."
  • "I know I'll never hold you like I used to."
  • "I'll be drunk again to feel a little love."
  • "I know you'll never love me like you used to."
  • "I found your hair band on my bedroom floor, the only evidence that you've been here before."
  • "I don't drink like everybody else, I do it to forget things about myself."
  • "There's no chance that we'll work it out."
  • "I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied."
  • "Everybody said we'd be together forever."
  • "Everything's great and everything's sure, but you live in your halls and I live in a tour bus."
  • "Pain is only relevant if it still hurts."
  • "If I was gonna go somewhere, I'd be there by now."
  • "I should ink my skin with your name."
  • "I should run you a hot bath and fill it up with bubbles."
  • "You should never cut your hair 'cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder."
  • "You will never know just how beautiful you are to me."
  • "Maybe you're hoping for a fairy tale, too."
  • "This is the start of something beautiful."
  • "And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm."
  • "I'm out of touch, I'm out of love."
  • "I think I love you better now."
  • "Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd."
  • "Let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures."
  • "You need me, man, I don’t need you."
  • "Never be anything but a singer-songwriter, yeah."
  • "People think that I’m bound to blow up."
  • "I haven’t got a house, plus I live on a couch."
  • "They say I’m up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator."
  • "Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady."
  • "I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet."
  • "Give me love like her, 'cause lately I've been waking up alone."
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow."
  • "Give me love like never before, 'cause lately I've been craving more."
  • "It's been a while but I still feel the same... maybe I should let you go."
  • "Another love that's gone to waste."
  • "If I kissed you, will your mouth read this truth?"
  • "Darling, how I miss you."
  • "You made me scream, but then I made you cry."
  • "Maybe you should learn to love her like the way you wanna be loved."
  • "I never told her that I liked the way she dances slightly out of time and pretends she knows the words to a song she's never heard."
  • "You’re not her, though I try to see you differently."
  • "I will try to find another one who suited me as well as her."
  • "We never even tried, we never even talked, we never even thought in the long run."
  • "Whenever it was painful, whenever I was away, I’d miss you."
  • "I didn't mean to break your heart."
  • "Everybody falls apart sometimes."
  • "I know you've found another one, but won't you just hold me tonight."
  • "They don't know we don't speak anymore."
  • "I will stop trying to fall in love again... it never works out anyway."
  • "But I am not anything like I was."
  • "I don't wanna lose a lover and friend in one night if that's alright."
  • "I shouldn't have fucked with your mind and your life too many times."
  • "I never meant to sleep around, I was just lonely."
  • "When I see my future, it is with you."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "If they find out, will it all go wrong?"
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends don't treat me like you do."
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand 'cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know, you're gonna be away a while, but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll never leave again."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend."
  • "Everything changes, but we'll be strangers if we see this through."
  • "I've been sat with you for most of the night, ignoring everybody here."
  • "Don't you worry if I disappear."
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake."
  • "I was never looking for a friend."
  • "Maybe you could swing by my room around ten, baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin."
  • "Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Maybe we'll go together and just figure it out."
  • "Trust and respect is what we do this for."
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed that's all."
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex of course."
  • "It's not like we were both on tour, we were staying on the same fucking hotel floor."
  • "I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment, but it was never just fun and I thought you were different."
  • "This is not the way you realize what you wanted."
  • "It's a bit too much, too late if I'm honest."
  • "Getting high as two kites when we needed to breathe."
  • "I'd disappear, you'd call me selfish, I understand but I can't help it."
  • "So we can either deal with the pain and wait to get on a plane."
  • "You should go, 'cause I ain't ever coming home."
  • "I've been livin' on the road, but then again you should know."
  • "You won't ever be alone... wait for me to come home."
  • "Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul."
  • "When I'm away, I will remember how you kissed me."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "I feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream."
  • "I've been looking for a lover, thought I'd find her in a bottle."
  • "I'll be feeling this tomorrow."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress, I love your hair like that."
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people who talk too much."
  • "You got the kind of look in your eyes as if no one knows anything but us."
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "Just don’t expect me back this evening."
  • "I love him from my skin to my bones but I don’t wanna live in his home."
  • "I was raised to keep quiet."
  • "I don't wanna hate you."
  • "I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school."
  • "I knew he had his eyes on you."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "Don't hate me 'cause I write the truth."
  • "I would never lie to you but it was never fine to lose you."
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep with in your closet."
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtrack so casually."
  • "You're practically my family, if we married then I'll guess you'd have to be."
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live, but would I kill to give it one more shot? I think not."
  • "I don't love you, baby, I don't need you... I don't want you anymore."
  • "I'm not cut out for life on the road 'cause I didn't know I'd miss you this much."
  • "I guess I'm not the man that you need."
  • "Ever since you went to uni, I've been sofa surfing with a rucksack full of less cash and I guess that could get bad."
  • "When I broke the industry, that's when I broke your heart."
  • "I was supposed to chart and celebrate, but good things are over fast."
  • "I tend to turn you off and switch on my professional features, then I turn the music off and all I'm left with is to pick up my personal pieces."
  • "Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with."
  • "I know you have a day job, but mine is 24/7."
  • "I still love you and I need you by my side if I could."
  • "The irony is if my career and music didn't exist, in 6 years, you'd probably be my wife with a kid."
  • "I'll die from a thrill, go down in history as just a wasted talent."
  • "Eventually I'll be fine, I know that it was never meant to be."
  • "These things happen for a reason and you can't change shit."
  • "Take my apology, I'm sorry for the honesty, but I had to get this off my chest."
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70."
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "For four years I never had a place to stay."
  • "At 16 years old, I moved out of my home."
  • "I tattooed the lyrics onto my arm."
  • "I'll hold ya and you'll think of him."
  • "I'll never trust you again, you can just be a friend."
  • "If we should die tonight, then we should all die together."

Vanilla ice cream cone from L’Artisan des Glaces located in Epcot’s France Pavilion.

anonymous asked:

Alternate lemon idea: Robbie wants to be nice to Sporty so he brings him a lemon and insists that he eats it since he seems to like sportscandy so much. Sportacus is too nice (and flustered) to say otherwise so he ends up slowly eating the lemon while fakely saying "Yes thank you Robbie it's very good"

what a sweet boy!

Dating Sansa Would Include...

Originally posted by prettieparker86

•discreet glances at each other

•also discreet touches

•bc let’s face it she would get so flustered if you brushed your finger along her leg

•also being her best friend

•bringing her lemon cakes and laughing when she gets that childish glint in her eye

•"could you please stay…just for a little longer?“

•"anything for you, sansa”

•random talks about gardens and flowers bc it calms her down

•playing the game where she tries to guess ships and where they’re going

•trying to get a job as her lady in waiting/guard so you can see her more often

•running away with her to winterfell

•wanting nothing more in the world to protect her from Ramsay but you can’t

•fighting against Ramsay with Jon and helping Jon pretty much destroy him

•"you’re safe now, sansa"

•"i’ve been safe for a long time"


Keeping it Warm by Jason Ogden
Via Flickr:
Living in the Pacific Northwest requires us to bring in our lemon tree every winter to protect it from the cold…but this might be going a little too far.

Music Series: Don’t by Ed Sheeran

I have been staring…and staring…and staring…at these lyrics.

I’ve listened to this song numerous times since it was released, being an Ed Sheeran fan (looking forward to his concert in August).

Over-specific songs are my lyrical nemesis. Touché, dear Anon, touché.

I remember this song being linked to Niall and Ellie Goulding, but Ed makes no-bones (pardon me while I giggle at my ‘bone’ reference like a teenage boy) about his meaning. Hyper-specification aside, I will do my best to write some lyrical, literary genius to wow you all…please don’t throw melons, they hurt. Berries and bananas are preferred. Antioxidants and potassium, you know. Or money…you could throw money, if you like….

Here is “Don’t” by Ed Sheeran, which can be found on Spotify, HERE.



Ah lahmlahlah, Ah lahmlahlah

I met this girl late last year

She said, “Don’t you worry if I disappear.”

I told her I’m not really looking for another mistake

I called an old friend thinking that the trouble would wait

But then I jump right in A week later returned

I reckon she was only looking for a lover to burn

But I gave her my time for two or three nights

Then I put it on pause until the moment was right

I went away for months until our paths crossed again

She told me, “I was never looking for a friend.

Maybe you could swing by my room around 10:00.

Baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin.

We’ll be in between the sheets ‘til the late AM.

Baby, if you wanted me then you should’ve just said.”

She’s singing, Ah lahmlahlah

“Hey, how are you?” Harry asked you excitedly as he passed you coming out of the hotel lobby doors as he was walking in.

Your mind immediately returned to a few weeks before when you had met him during his tour and you both had a bit too much to drink in the hotel bar.

Come up to my suite with me?” you had asked him boldly that night. “Bit of liquor there, too, if you like.”

You felt his lips kiss your cheek lightly as he quietly spoke in your ear, “Let’s go.

One night turned into two as you enjoyed each other’s company in your hotel room suite. Neither of you really looked for anything more than a good bit of fun, and that is definitely what you had.

And for a couple weeks I only wanna see her

We drink away the days with a take-away pizza

Before a text message was the only way to reach her

Now she’s staying at my place and loves the way I treat her

Singing out Aretha all over the track like a feature

And never wants to sleep, I guess that I don’t want to either

But me and her we make money the same way

Four cities, two planes the same day

And those shows have never been what it’s about

But maybe we’ll go together and just figure it out

I’d rather put on a film with you and sit on a couch

But we should get on a plane or we’ll be missing it now

Wish I’d have written it down the way that things played out

When she was kissing him how I was confused about

Now she should figure it out while I’m sat here singing

Ah lahmlahlah

It was sex. Lots of sex. Really, really good sex.

Even after Harry had returned home from working and traveling for awhile, he invited you to come spend time with him in his down time. He was becoming more and more accustomed to seeing your face, wanting you around him more, and was happy when you accepted the invitation to come stay with him. But after a fun, flirtatious-filled visit, you both found yourselves once again, traveling with your jobs.

Wish you were here,’ you texted to him from thousands of miles away.

Harry smiled as he read it, and replied with, ‘Missing you terribly’.

So the day he received your text that read, ‘Back in town! Hope to see you while I’m here xo’, he was excited and immediately invited you to come.

Harry ran out to the store and bought a few things, eager for you to come that night for dinner and whatever else it led to. Stepping out of the store with his bag of groceries, Harry stopped in his tracks when he looked toward a vehicle near his and saw you next to it, a man unlocking your door with his arm around your waist. Harry watched in disbelief as he saw you plant a quick kiss to the man’s lips, smiling, then ducking into the car. Had he really just seen you with another man, kissing him?

[Knock knock knock] on my hotel door

I don’t even know if she knows what for

She was crying on my shoulder, I already told ya

Trust and respect is what we do this for

I never intended to be next

But you didn’t need to take him to bed that’s all

And I never saw him as a threat

Until you disappeared with him to have sex of course

It’s not like we were both on tour

We were staying on the same fucking hotel floor

And I wasn’t looking for a promise or commitment

But it was never just fun and I thought you were different

This is not the way you realize what you wanted

It’s a bit too much, too late if I’m honest

And all this time God knows I’m singing

Ah lahmlahlah

Harry sat in his living room, elbows on his knees as he tried to think what to do. You were due to arrive in less than an hour, and he debated whether to let you come to explain yourself, or call you and admit what he saw and call it a lesson learned. Feeling the vibration on his phone, he saw the text you had just sent which read, ‘Be there soon, can’t wait to see you!’, and with that, Harry knew he wanted to confront you.

Did he have a right to interrogate you or question why, when technically you weren’t a couple? Had he ever led you to believe that you were in an open relationship, that he was doing the same thing with other women as you were with the man he saw you with?

Was it even really a relationship at all? You had had such good times together. Sure, it was having fun. Absolutely, it was great sex. But had you ever silently agreed, somehow, to see each other exclusively?

Harry’s thoughts were interrupted by the sound of his doorbell ringing. He stood, taking a deep breath, and walking to the door, opening it to see you standing in front of him.

“Hey!” you exclaimed happily, wrapping your arms around him as you walked inside. You sensed a stiffness about him and pulled back, looking at him. “You look good! How are you?”

Harry began to speak but lost his words for a moment, almost reconsidering his intentions when he saw how good you looked. It only took him seeing you with the man in his mind to shake the thought away again.

“Come in,” Harry said directly. “We need to talk.”

After hearing Harry tell you about seeing you earlier with the man, you sat in shock and a tinge of guilt, unsure of what to say. Harry wasn’t your boyfriend. Neither was the man earlier.

“Harry, is that what you thought we had?” you ask him, not intending to be rude, just trying to figure out what was happening.

“I thought we were close enough to not mess around with other people is what I thought,” he said, straight-forward, watching your expressions closely. “I guess I was wrong.”

“You have never once led me to believe that you ever wanted more than just…what we’ve had…fun…amazing sex…enjoying each other’s company,” you reply. “I thought that was all you wanted from me. So that’s all I’ve given you.”

“I thought we had something really great together,” Harry says, shaking his head.

“We did. We do,” you said, a bit miffed that he had never made his intentions known, and mad at yourself for not realizing. “I’m sorry I didn’t realize.”

“We’ve been meeting up for weeks! It’s not been only fun for me since that first time together! I’ve had sex with no one but you!” he shouted. “Can you say the same?” Your inability to answer the question was answer enough. “Fuck! I thought that meant something!”

“Harry, we had sex within an hour of meeting each other!” you yell. “Have you ever told me you wanted me to see only you? Have you once ever asked me to be your girlfriend, or expressed to me that this…this thing we’ve had going, was more than just fun and sex? I thought that was all you wanted! If you wanted it to mean more, maybe you should have said that!”

“You should have known!” he returned.

“How?!” you shout. “How was I supposed to know? We see each other for a couple of days every few weeks, and most of that time is spent naked seeing how many times we can make each other cum. You tell me how that translates to wanting more than just sex!”

Harry sat quietly, knowing you made a good point, but still hurt by what he had seen and how you were acting now.

“You don’t even seem sorry!” Harry said loudly.

“I’m not sorry!” you answer, frustrated. “Harry, I wasn’t looking for there to be more than just having fun with you.”

“It’s never been ‘just fun’ for me!” he yelled.

“Then maybe you should have fuckin’ said that!” you shout. “That’s not what you implied that you wanted with me. I love spending time with you, I do. But I never knew you wanted more.”

You both sit quietly for a long moment, unsure of what either of you wanted now, or what should happen.

“I think, maybe it’s just a bit too much, too late…don’t you?” he says, hesitantly, hoping you might argue and beg him to reconsider. After a bit of silence, you speak.

“Yeah…maybe so…” you say, standing and walking to the door, more out of frustration than anything. As you open the door, you turn and look at Harry. “I don’t know if it helps or hurts, but…I had to force myself to try and not fall in love with you, because I didn’t think you wanted more, and I didn’t want a broken heart when you didn’t feel the same way.” You look him directly in the eyes, disappointed, and take a deep breath. “Take care, Harry.”

Harry walked to the window near the door and watched as you walked away. Maybe he was equally at fault. Maybe he wasn’t as angry as he had been. Maybe someday…but not yet…

Don’t fuck with my love

That heart is so cold

All over my home

I don’t wanna know that babe

Ah lahmlahlah

Don’t fuck with my love

I told her she knows

Take aim and reload

I don’t wanna know that babe

Ah lahmlahlah


BOOM! Take that, lyrics! xo


fabbittle  asked:

17. Bitty and Jeff

17. “I have contemplated becoming a hermit.”

Jeff threw himself onto the bed, burying his face in one of the soft pillows. Kent was in the shower, getting ready for bed. Eric was already under the covers, propped up against pillows with a Harry Potter book on his lap.

He reached over to push gentle fingers through Jeff’s hair. “What’s up, honey?”

What’s up? What’s up? Jeff let out a deep sigh. How could Eric just ask what’s up like that when he knew full well what was going on?

Kent and Jeff’s relationship had gotten… more public than they’d counted on, and now they were suffering through the media storm Jeff had worried about. There were both happy fans and pissed off fans, people who defended how good Jeff was at hockey and people who said the only reason he was even in the NHL was Kent. It fucking sucked. And he couldn’t escape it anywhere.

At least Eric hadn’t gotten caught up in it. 


“I have contemplated becoming a hermit,” Jeff said. His voice was muffled by the pillow.

“You’re a little tall to be a hermit,” Bitty said. “Wouldn’t you need to live in a cave?”

“I could just stay here,” Jeff said. “Or I could move to the mountains. There’s plenty of room in the mountains.”

“Well,” said Bitty, sounding very sensible, “I’m not bringing lemon squares to the mountains.”

( writing prompts meme )

anonymous asked:

I am a brand new witch, just trying to start practicing witchcraft. I am super interested in crystals, I've been researching tons and I tried meditating tonight. I had such a hard time visualizing and then i couldn't breath and my heart was beating too fast. I am so scared that I will not be able to practice witchcraft, since I am having such a rough start. I don't feel connected yet and I don't know what to start with. Any tips on what I should do to feel more comfortable in witchcraft?

hey anon! first off, welcome to the world of witchcraft. 

i’m glad you’ve done tons of research! that’s the best place to start. what i want you to do is take things one step at a time. don’t get so overwhelmed with witch ideals that you stress yourself out. your craft should never be stressful. if something stresses you out, take a step back and try again later.


rather than trying to combine meditation and visualization, focus on just one or the other for now. when you meditate, you can feel your entire body, from your head to your toes while relaxing all your muscles. you could also place some crystals in front of you and focus on them with your eyes closed, only feeling their energy. let it circulate through you. experiment with things you feel and sense… its all about what you enjoy personally and what you can feel. don’t overthink it, instead just relax and see what happens when you let energy flow with no worries. its hard to not overthink sometimes in a very still room.. if you need to play music or some white noise (like rain sounds for instance), feel free to do so. your meditation does not have to be the same as everyone else’s. sometimes it is hard to get the hang of it, and that is a-okay! personally when i meditate, i close my eyes and focus on my breathing. i do so until my body fades away. it took a lot of practice to learn how to not overthink or jolt myself out of relaxation, but if i can do it, you can do it too.


when it comes to visualization, don’t feel like you have to dive in. start with the small things. take a walk outside and notice the colors of the trees, the wind, the temperature on your skin, the sounds around you, notice all the little things and appreciate these small details. heightening your senses is important to visualization, and i often tie this exercise into grounding. i remind myself, hey! you’re here on this earth, look at the things around you. it is all beautiful and alive and so are you. 

an exercise is to visualize eating something preferably with a strong taste and aroma. a lemon for example. close your eyes and visualize holding a lemon. (you may want to do this exercise when nobody is watching or you may look strange!) feel its weight in your mind. admire its color. take as much time as you need to do so. don’t stress yourself out, if you cannot focus, you may be distracted or simply not in the right state of mind or place to visualize and that okay! simply try again later. now take that lemon and bring it up to your nose and smell it. it smells citrus-y right? taste the lemon. imagine its sour taste on your tongue. now hold your hand out again and look at the lemon. imagine it turning into a source of energy. lemons are bright, strong tasting yellow fruits so imagine a very strong and bright energy floating in your hand. feel its energy as long as you like. change it until it feels right. eventually absorb it and let it flow through you, energizing you. use exercises like this to strengthen your imagination and thus your mental strength. you can do it, i promise you. it just may take a little more practice than you thought and that’s okay. 

on another note

you can absolutely practice witchcraft. as long as you say you are a witch, you are a witch. keep researching, and let witchcraft come to you. i believe that anybody can be a witch, but that certain people are more so called to this lifestyle than others. we have both been called to this wonderful life, and now it is your mission to be a witch. take your time. take it slow. begin collecting crystals and discovering their energies. don’t rush. take this time to learn as much as possible. find happiness in witchcraft and don’t compare yourself to other witches. you are your own witch and this is your story. 

a reminder that if you have any sort of anxiety or other stress related mental illnesses that medicating is a wonderful way to help, and if you are medicated that meditation can be a wonderful addition to helping relieve stress. stay healthy love!

i know it’s kind of dumb but my favorite cliché is when the bad guys show up and someone says “we’ve got company!” because the point is that it’s a massive understatement like ??? i love the idea of someone that genuinely has never heard that phrase before and upon hearing it for the first time thinks “oh, what a delight! i’ll bring out the lemon squares!” like no, dave they’re not here to mingle over tea they want to kill us very badly and have a lot of guns please take shelter you silly man



Welcome to my blog  LEARNTOMAKEUP

I’m Valeria and I’m happy that it’s finally Sunday☺

This time I’m posting a new DIY and it’s HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIP SCRUB!

Have you ever heard about this popular brand LUSH? Well they sell handmade cosmetics like scrubs, soaps, creams and such. They have nice things but let’s be honest we all not have tons of money to spend on that we wish we had!

Maybe it’s not the money but not all the stores have international shipping and we can’t have those amazing scrubs.  

Well here is a DIY on how to make your lip scrub and it’s easier than ever. You need a few ingredients that you can find in your own place. 

I will show you 5 types of lips scrubs you can start doing! You can add them your own color, flavor and smell too.

You can keep the scrub up to 5 minutes in your lips and to see the results you must do it 2-3 days a week minimum.


This DIY lip scrub helps to exfoliate dry lips and bring moisture back in. This easy homemade lemon lip scrub smells amazing and helps lips feel silky smooth.

This lip scrub is made with honey, jojoba oil, sugar and lemon essential oil. I recently started using jojoba oil in my skin and hair beauty routine and it’s made an amazing difference. Jojoba oil is one of the best oils out there. The fatty acids in the oil help lock in moisture and revitalize dry skin and hair. 

The rough texture of the sugar will exfoliate your lips while the jojoba oil and honey help bring back moisture. The lemon essential oil provides a refreshing scent, one that I use in the majority of my scrubs and hair masks.


Exfoliates and moisturizes dry lips with this refreshing lemon lip scrub.


• 1 teaspoon Jojoba oil

• 1 teaspoon raw honey

• 2 tablespoons sugar

• lemon essential oil


• In a small bowl combine jojoba oil, honey, and a few drops of lemon essential oil.

• Stir in sugar; mix until fully combined with honey.

• Apply to lips and gently rub to exfoliate. Leave on lips for four or five minutes to help the jojoba oil moisturize.

• Use a wet washcloth to remove scrub.

You are done!


The sugar acts as an exfoliant to smooth chapped, dry lips, while also tasting great. The olive oil, is a super moisturizer that helps the sugar work. Your homemade lip scrub can be flavored. This recipe is for vanilla flavor but you can also buy other flavors of extract in the baking section of the grocery to make flavors like bubblegum, peppermint and chocolate.


Makes your lips soft and silky feeling, make sure to put on a good moisturizing balm on your lips afterwards, too.


• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

• 1 teaspoon of any food coloring shade you want

• 1 tablespoon granulated sugar

• 2 teaspoon Olive oil


• Mix ½ teaspoon of olive oil and ½ teaspoon of granulated sugar in a bowl.

• Add in a drop of vanilla extract and mix it with the sugar and the oil.

• If you want you can add 1-2 drops of food coloring into the mixture. It is recommended to stay light on the food coloring since it might temporarily stain your lips and pick a practical color.

Put the mixture into the container.

And here is your vanilla lip scrub!


The only things you’ll need to make your own DIY Chocolate Lip Scrub are sugar, cocoa powder, vanilla extract, honey and olive oil. What I really love about this scrub is how customizable it is. 

Want it to have a more caramel flavor? Use brown sugar instead of white sugar. Want a different flavor than vanilla? Substitute in almond extract. Not a big fan of olive oil? Use coconut oil instead. It’s easy to make this completely your own.


Your lips will love you for using this flavorful DIY Chocolate Lip Scrub that’s easy to make with ingredients you already have on hand and your lips will be softer than ever.


• 3 tablespoons Sugar

• 1 tablespoon Cocoa Powder

• 2 teaspoons olive oil

• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

• 1 teaspoon honey


• Mix ingredients in a bowl.

• Apply a small amount of lip scrub to lips, rubbing in small gentle circles.

• Allow to sit for about a minute.

• Wipe off with a soft wet cloth.

• Store the rest of the scrub in the fridge.


Since you need such a small amount of this sugar scrub for lips, you are measuring out your ingredients in tablespoons rather than cups.  I found that the raspberries were ripe enough that I could smash them with a spoon and the sugar, coconut oil and raspberries were very easy to mix together in a small bowl. 

Don’t be too rough, lips are tender!  Afterwards, just wash off with a washcloth soaked in some warm water, pat dry, and apply your favorite lip balm. 


A gentle and sweet sugar scrub for soft, kissable lips!
Goodbye dry and flaky lips!


• 6 tablespoon white sugar

• 2 tablespoon coconut oil

• 3 ripe raspberries


• Place ingredients in a small bowl and smash together with the back of a metal spoon

• If the mixture is too wet, add more sugar, too dry, add another berry!

• Place into a small container with a lid and store in a cool, dry place for up to 2 to 3 weeks.

• Gently massage a small amount onto your lips. Rinse with warm water, pat dry and use your favorite lip balm.


Like most good natural scrubs this one uses sugar as the exfoliant and carrier oil to moisturize and repair. A dash of cinnamon to stimulate blood flow. This mixture has a delicious smell while moisturising your lips.


Trust me, you do not want to miss out on french toast flavored lip scrub. Do those winter lips a favor and scrub your way to smoother smile with this easy DIY french toast lip scrub.

Enjoy new freshly polished lips!


• 1 teaspoon organic white granulated sugar

• ⅛ teaspoon ground cinnamon

• pinch ground nutmeg

• ¼ teaspoon pure maple syrup or honey*

• ¼ teaspoon coconut oil 

• 2 drops pure vanilla extract 


• Stir the sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg together in a small dish.

• Add the maple syrup/honey, coconut oil, and vanilla extract, and mash everything together. At first it’ll seem like there’s not enough moisture to get everything to combine, but keep mashing until you’ll end up with a thick, fragrant, sugary paste.

• Take a small amount of the scrub onto your finger.

•Massage the sugary mixture into your lips, buffing off any dry skin.

• Once your lips feel sufficiently scrubbed, simply rinse away the remnants of the scrub with some warm water. 

*As always I’m open to suggestions and opinions so if you need information about an specific topic don’t forget to tell us! *

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Thanks for reading my posts and love you all, Valeria.

Port Mafia TEXTS:Chuuya's birthday.
  • Chuuya: Ohh It's that day of the year again hun? I MUST WIN THIS YEAR AT ALL COST!!
  • Narrator of the story: Well every year on Chuuya's birthday The Port Mafia organize a drinking contest:DRINK 'TILL YOU DROP.And the winner is the last one to drop out.Last year the winner was Mori.
  • Ozaki: I finished my workload for today.Are you ready?
  • Chuuya: Yeah,see you at the supermarket.
  • Narrator: After they finish buying all the ingredients Ozaki and Chuuya went to Ozaki's place to bake the cake.Baking a cake together with his favorite Ane-san is a tradition to be renewed every year.
  • While Chuuya was occupied,other members sneaks in Chuuya's place to decorate his oh-so fancy apartment for his birthday party this night.
  • Higuchi: Are you guys ready? Let's go! Make it fancy like he likes it!
  • Tachihara,Gin,Hirotsu: Yes Ma'am!!
  • Narrator: Mori,Akutagawa and Kajii went to buy different types of liquors
  • Kajii: Remember last year?My secret Lemon concoction knocked Chuuya out allowing you to win Boss.His face after drinking it was priceless.
  • Akutagawa: I'm glad I passed out first.
  • Mori: Thanks to your weird concoction I won.
  • [Later]
  • Narrator: Everyone gathered in Chuuya's apartment.
  • Chuuya: *fake surprised voice*Wow the decoration is so beautiful.Do I need to say this every year?Nevertheless you guys did a good job so thank you I guess.
  • Narrator: After blowing the candles It was the moment everyone was waiting for the most!THE DRINKING COMPETITION.
  • Mori: This year let's drink Kajii's new concoction first.The last one standing automatically wins
  • Chuuya: ALRIGHT BRING IT ON LEMON SCIENTIST!!I've been waiting for this!
  • Narrator: After drinking Kajii's weird drink everyone had an uncontrollable will to dance weirdly.They did a dance battle and all collapsed at the same time due to exhaustion.
  • [Afterwards: An interview with Kajii]
  • Kajii: My scientific-breathtaking-marvelous drink consist in a mixture of 9 of the strongest Liquor available plus a zest of lemon.I might have also added some illegal substances~
  • Narrator: DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS!!
Recipe: Moroccan Slow Cooked Lamb

This is a really flavorful, savory Lamb Tagine-ish dish that brings to mind the colors and feel of Bond’s time with Madeleine Swann as they search for L’Americain in Tangier (Spectre)

For the lamb and the sauce, you’ll need:

1 tbsp ground cumin
2 tsp ground coriander
1 ½ tsp salt
1 tsp fennel seeds
½ tsp cayenne pepper
½ tsp black pepper
2 ½ lbs. trimmed boned lamb shoulder cut into 1 ½-to-2 inch pieces
4 tbsp olive oil
1 large yellow onion, finely chopped
1 tbsp tomato paste
2 cups low sodium chicken broth
1 15oz. can garbanzo beans, drained
1 cup dried apricots, chopped
1 tomato, chopped
1 or 2 cinnamon sticks (depending on how fond you are of cinnamon!)
1 tbsp minced peeled fresh ginger
2 tsp grated lemon peel
2 tbsp chopped cilantro (for topping – I excluded it this time because I didn’t have any on hand, but it’s tasty and looks pretty af)

I feel like this looks like a ton of ingredients and work, but it all really goes quite fast! 


  1. Mix together the cumin, coriander, cayenne, salt, pepper and fennel in a large bowl. Add your lamb pieces and toss to coat. 
  2. Heat 2 tbsp of the olive oil on medium-high heat in a heavy skillet or cast iron pan. Brown the lamb on all sides, turning occasionally (about 8 minutes per batch). 
  3. Once browned on all sides, transfer the lamb to another large bowl and add 1 tbsp of your oil to the pan before cooking the next batch. 
  4. Add the chopped onion and tomato paste to the drippings in the pan, and reduce the heat to medium. Saute until the onion is soft, about 5 minutes. At this point, i transfer the mixture to a dutch oven. 
  5. Add the chicken broth, garbanzo beans, apricots, tomatoes, cinnamon sticks, ginger and lemon peel. Bring to a boil, making sure to stir along the bottom. 
  6. Return the lamb to the dutch oven, and bring everything to a boil. Then, reduce the heat to low, cover with the lid, and simmer about 1 hour while the lamb heads to tender flavortown. 
  7. Once tender, uncover and simmer to help the sauce thicken up for about 20 minutes. It should coat a spoon. 

I served mine over couscous with toasted almond, mint and grated lemon peel and it was a really nice flavor combo. Ya girl doesn’t really go for red wine, but lamb was made for pairing with red wine so pour yourself a glass while it cooks and have another when it’s finished! 

Lemon and Berry Fruit Infused Ice Cubes


4 cups water
2 lemons
2 cups of frozen berry medley (strawberry, raspberry, blackberry and blueberry or your choice)
2 silicone ice cube trays

Lemon and Berry Fruit Infused Ice Cubes Save

Use a vegetable peeler to remove the rind of one lemon. Try to only get the bright yellow part and not the white. Bring lemon peel and water to a boil in a medium saucepan. Set aside to cool.

Slice the other lemon thinly into rings, then into 8 triangles like when cutting a pie.

Add berries and lemon triangles to the ice cube trays.  Get creative and artistic, arranging the fruit so that it’s most colorful on the outside. Fill the trays ¼ through, then place in the freezer for 1 hour. This will ensure that the fruit does not float to the top.

Remove the Lemon and Berry Fruit Infused Ice Cubes tray from the freezer and fill to the top with water. Place the tray back into the freezer until the cubes frozen all the way through. You can move the cubes to a freezer bag and start over if you are throwing a large party.

Store in the freezer until you are ready to use. The cubes will keep for up to 2 weeks.