brilliant i say

shadowhunters fluff/sitcom/everyone is happy universe episode 1: pet shop

jace wants to get a pet to therapeutically heal from the falcon story and the gang goes along for moral support

once confronted with all the pups and kits and adorable faces the gang is suddenly much more invested and investigate ‘for jace’

luke is kind of bummed at first bc he used to love animals but now that hes a werewolf animals are always scared of him. but he doesnt want to ruin everyone elses fun so he tries to stay out of trouble and drifts to the back where he finds a wall of reptiles. one thin green one seems to be looking right at him. ‘just like harry potter’ luke thinks, smiling to himself. it is just like harry potter, luke. he tentatively reaches into its cage and picks it up. it wriggles around in his hands contentedly and wraps itself around his wrist. its smooth cold skin is refreshing since luke usually runs pretty hot since the change. he turns around to show someone his new friend (hopefully simon since hes always been terrified of snakes) and sees magnus holding a 30 pound yellow python around his shoulders. ‘just like britney’ whispers luke. ‘JUST LIKE BRITNEY!’ cheers magnus.

izzy and alec, meanwhile, gravitate towards the kitties and puppies respectively. they playfully banter over the differences between cat and dog people, quickly becoming less casual and more competitive. they give each other a look. cut to 10 minutes later theyre giving their troops battle speeches before they send them down the racetracks and obstacle courses they made out of treat boxes, jimmy jabs style

clary and simon go with jace to look at the hamsters and mice and bunnies. jace, with at least 2 tiny soft little furballs in each hand and a tear in his eye: ‘theyre okay i guess.’ simon and clary politely ignore his sniffling, even when he uses a guinea pig’s fur to dry his tears. clary and simon are good friends. theyre all amusing themselves picking out animals that remind them of the rest of the gang when simon says ‘guys. uh.’ by some wacky twist of circumstance simon has managed to release every single rodent in the store. ‘we should tell someone’ simon says intelligently, eyes wide with worry. ‘NO WE SHOULDNT WE CAN HANDLE IT’ jace and clary whisper frantically, eyes wild with determination. as it turns out, they can not handle it. they can not handle it at all.

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Romance in the Key of Pie Natural: The Seduction of Kent Parson - Anonymous - Check Please! (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alexei Mashkov & Kent Parson
Characters: Alexei “Tater” Mashkov, Kent “Parse” Parson, Jack Zimmermann, Eric Bittle, Original Aces Characters
Additional Tags: Gratuitous use of texting, Kent really loves pie, tater really can’t bake (at first)
Summary:

Kent loves Vegas, he really does. He loves his teammates, loves the grounding heat, loves the energy of the city.
Kent also loves pie, though, and the best pie he knows is across the country being made by his ex-boyfriend’s boyfriend. So Kent also hates Vegas, because Bitty doesn’t live there, and Bitty is great, and makes great pie.
But Bitty isn’t the only one sending Kent pie, and this may or may not be a good thing.

Me on my death bed...

Me: Tell my family that I love them

Grandkid: Yes, grandma.

Me: And tell telanu that Truth and Measure is the best novel I’ve ever read.

Grandkid: I think you mean fanfiction, grandma.

Me: Did I fucking stutter?

  • Izuku: Do you ever think about these things before you say them, or...?
  • Katsuki: Yeah, i do. I think 'Wow, that's fucking brilliant, i should say it out loud with more profanities and explosion.' Then i do, and its spectacular. It exceeds my expectations.

hidden figures is easily one of the best films i’ve ever seen

  • Atsushi: Do you ever think about these things before you say them, or just...?
  • Dazai: Yeah, I do. I think 'Wow, that's brilliant, I should say that out loud'. And then I do, and it's spectacular. It exceeds even my own expectations.
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Updated list of animes I want to watch, are watching, and have completed. Ones with stars show that not only did I really like it but I have or plan to rewatch again soon. If anyone has any recommendations or questions please ask!