brigid-tenenbaum

anonymous asked:

If it isnt too much for me to ask, do you think we could get a Bioshock family photo? Made with Atlas and the lil sis's included? Idk. I just wanted something like that at the ending of it all. They all went to the surface together and lived out the rest of their together, happy and healthy. If you don't wanna that's completely fine! I love your work, it's very distinct and beautiful! (your color choices are flawless!!!)

And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Uncle Frank. Uncle Frank is going to jail for a really long time, so he can think about what he’s done

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That Tenenbaum ain’t what you think. Florence Nightingale, huh? That’ll all come crashing down ‘fore you can say ‘canned tomatoes’. I’ve seen good bunco, and I’ve seen great bunco. But, when you waltz through Rapture and World War Two without even a scratch? You got more than leprechauns watching over you.

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make me choose: asked by anonymous — suchong or tenenbaum

“I was in a German prison camp, only sixteen years old when I realized I have love of science. German doctor makes experiments, sometimes he makes scientific error. I tell him of this error, and this makes him angry. He asks, ‘How can a child know so much?’. I tell him sometimes I just know. He screams, ‘then why tell me?’. Well I said, ‘if you are going to do such things you should at least do them properly’.”

I know most of the girls you save went to Tenenbaum, but I love the idea of Delta making the train car into a little safe house for them and taking them with him.

And then I realized traveling with small children is not fun.

- The girls have little crayons and draw on the floor. Delta likes to draw Eleanor and himself, and they even convince Sinclair to draw though they immediately roast him because he can’t draw shit.

- They argue over toys and Sinclair has to play mediator.

- The train starting up again after Delta’s done a level and some of the girls are like “we have to go potty” and Sinclair is pissed because the car was stopped for how long?

- God help them if any of the girls get motion sickness. Sinclair calls Delta right when he confronts Grace complaining that “the Little Dimple” is turning green and then the next thing Delta knows Sinclair’s screaming. Sinclair’s also a sympathy vomiter so it’s a wild radio call and Delta and Grace just stare at each other the whole time.

- “Are we there yet? How about now? Now? No, are there yet now? It’s been five minutes-”

- All the kids argue over who can control the train because Delta lets them sit on his lap and push the levers. He’s surrounded by screaming seven-year-olds.

- Sinclair steals a pep bar during a radio call and it’s a total throwback to Bioshock 1 where they all yell at him.

Which Bioshock character should you fight?
  • Jack Ryan: I mean, you could, but you'd get your ass handed to you. Besides, hasn't this poor baby had enough? Don't fight Jack Ryan.
  • Atlas: Fucking do it. Fucking- I will PAY you to beat the shit out of this Irish bastard. Fight Atlas. Fight Atlas and win.
  • Brigid Tenenbaum: You could fight her, but why? She's done nothing to provoke you. The woman is probably dying of lung cancer anyways. Leave Tenenbaum alone.
  • Sander Cohen: Fight the creepy son of a bitch and bring me back his painted mustache.
  • Andrew Ryan: Sure, fight him. It'll probably change nothing, and you'll garner nothing but the knowledge that you're his test tube bastard, programmed from birth to do the bidding of a looming capitalist overlord.
  • Frank Fontaine: Kill the looming capitalist overlord.
  • Subject Delta: You could, but at what cost? He's a gentle giant. You'd be better off giving him a hug. He's just trying to be a good dad, okay? Don't fight Delta.
  • Sinclair: Sure, you'd win, but what pleasure would you derive from it? I mean, the man's tried to apologize for his wrongdoings. I guess if you're one to hold grudges, then maybe you could fight Sinclair.
  • Eleanor Lamb: She will kick your ass and smile while she does. Just... don't. Don't fight Eleanor Lamb, please.
  • Sofia Lamb: Sure, but it really wouldn't be that great of a fight. She's probably not that strong. You might have to fight off some splicers to get to her, but ultimately it really wouldn't be that satisfying of a victory.
  • Booker Dewitt: Kick his ass. You'll lose, but it'll be totally worth it to kick his teeth in a little bit. Fight Booker Dewitt.
  • Elizabeth Comstock: Look, you could fight Elizabeth. Or you could not mess with space-tearing punch-packing genius babes and leave the room with all bones intact.
  • Zachary Hale Comstock: Fight this man. Fight him to the death. FUCK Zachary Comstock.
  • Daisy Fitzroy: Fight her. But know that you WILL lose and it'll be devastating.
  • Rosalind or Robert Lutece: Don't fight the Lutece twins. They won't land a single blow, they'll just find a universe where you got your ass kicked and your nose will bleed until you die of anemia or something.
Mass Producing ADAM
Brigid Tenenbaum

The augmentation procedure is a success. The slugs alone could not provide enough ADAM for serious work. But combined with the host… now we have something. The slug is embedded in the lining of the host’s stomach and after the host feeds we induce regurgitation, and then we have twenty, thirty times yield of usable ADAM. The problem now is the shortage of hosts. Fontaine says, “Patience, Tenenbaum. Soon the first home for Little Sisters will be open, and that problem will be solved…”

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DO YOU KNOW WHO’S A FUCKING TROOPER

BRIGID TENENBAUM. 

WHO STUCK HER NECK OUT TO SAVE THOSE GIRLS AND MAKE SURE THEY CAME BACK TO THE SURFACE? TENENBAUM. WHO WENT BACK AFTER 10 YEARS WHEN LITTLE GIRLS WERE BEING KIDNAPPED? TENENBAUM.

WHO WENT BACK ONE MORE TIME TO SAVE HER WORK AND HER COLLEAGUE FROM A WATERY DEATH? 

THIS BAD BITCH NAMED TENENBAUM.