brigid-tenenbaum

alright so i went through all 458 of my posts on my simblr and heres what i learned

whats nsfw

  • pigeons
  • going out on a platonic dinner with your friend
  • watching movies with your platonic friends
  • hanging out with your very platonic friends (this happened at least twice)
  • standing (this happened at least twice)
  • eating breakfast
  • using a computer while outdoors
  • relaxing with your s/o (happened at least twice)
  • talking with your friends and girlfriend about what to do for breakfast
  • standing next to your spouse
  • BEDROOMS. EVERY BEDROOM. EVER. take a picture of a bedroom for the interior design???? nsfw
  • also occasionally the first floor of your house
  • taking a selfie. with your mother. when you are a child.
  • the entirety of sander cohens house except i think the kitchen maybe?. which leads me to believe sander cohen entirely is nsfw.
  • playing a song for your wife. and kissing said wife. who you are married to. legally.
  • brigid tenenbaums kitchen and dining room. (i believe this one is ken levine being spiteful i designed my own kitchen/dining set for her)
  • kissing your girlfriend in the morning in your pjs because your happy and you love her. hanging out with her in your pjs in general tbh. let them be gay tumblr they are being cute
  • being sad
  • kissing your very gay girlfriend. or polaroids. idk what it is tumblr was mad about polaroids or kissing or gays i dont know
  • toddlers
  • laying on your bed and looking at the ceiling
  • swimming fully clothed at night with your girlfriend
  • a living room (more then one if you include cohens apartment)
  • an apartment kitchen
  • joking around and making your spouse laugh on a couch
  • literally standing in a create a sim shot with a completely blank background
  • did i say kissing your girlfriend?? like just that?? because kissing your girlfriend
  • going on a impromptu date with your wife
  • helping your girlfriend through her anxiety and giving her a comforting kiss
  • arguing with your girlfriend about whos cutest and whos gayest

things i semi understand being flagged but also don’t

  • my bad jokes that only make me laugh. tumblr tried to save you
  • two of the few times i’ve posted sawyer woohooing because technically i guess it is? but its also sims and its woohooing and nothing graphic happens its just hearts and bats radiating off of a coffin i dont that is perfectly safe for a work environment. its sims

things not flagged as nsfw

  • THE TWO TIMES OUT OF ALL 458 OF MY POSTS I TAGGED SOMETHING NSFW
  • also a sim i explicitly called skyler foreskin in the post i had posted

now that that’s clear, i guess i’ll just keep being nsfw in my room and wait for tumblr to flag this post because i mentioned bedrooms so, there’s that

Hatred
Brigid Tenenbaum

One of the children came and sat in my lap. I push her off, I shout, “Get away from me!” I can see the ADAM oozing out of the corner of her mouth, thick and green. Her filthy hair hanging in her face, dirty clothes, and that dead glow in her eye… I feel… hatred, like I never felt before, in my chest. Bitter, burning fury. I can barely breathe. And suddenly, I know, it is not this child I hate.

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make me choose: asked by anonymous — suchong or tenenbaum

“I was in a German prison camp, only sixteen years old when I realized I have love of science. German doctor makes experiments, sometimes he makes scientific error. I tell him of this error, and this makes him angry. He asks, ‘How can a child know so much?’. I tell him sometimes I just know. He screams, ‘then why tell me?’. Well I said, ‘if you are going to do such things you should at least do them properly’.”

anonymous asked:

If it isnt too much for me to ask, do you think we could get a Bioshock family photo? Made with Atlas and the lil sis's included? Idk. I just wanted something like that at the ending of it all. They all went to the surface together and lived out the rest of their together, happy and healthy. If you don't wanna that's completely fine! I love your work, it's very distinct and beautiful! (your color choices are flawless!!!)

And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Uncle Frank. Uncle Frank is going to jail for a really long time, so he can think about what he’s done

The Situation
Brigid Tenenbaum

Sofia Lamb has taken Rapture, and is responsible for stealing children from the surface. Her Splicers destroyed my submersible and forced me to run. But the ticket booth here is secure… and though I cannot trust him, Sinclair is a valuable ally. I have already rescued a few of the new Little Ones from Lamb. They all want to know how we will get home. I wish I had the right words for them.

Which Bioshock character should you fight?
  • Jack Ryan: I mean, you could, but you'd get your ass handed to you. Besides, hasn't this poor baby had enough? Don't fight Jack Ryan.
  • Atlas: Fucking do it. Fucking- I will PAY you to beat the shit out of this Irish bastard. Fight Atlas. Fight Atlas and win.
  • Brigid Tenenbaum: You could fight her, but why? She's done nothing to provoke you. The woman is probably dying of lung cancer anyways. Leave Tenenbaum alone.
  • Sander Cohen: Fight the creepy son of a bitch and bring me back his painted mustache.
  • Andrew Ryan: Sure, fight him. It'll probably change nothing, and you'll garner nothing but the knowledge that you're his test tube bastard, programmed from birth to do the bidding of a looming capitalist overlord.
  • Frank Fontaine: Kill the looming capitalist overlord.
  • Subject Delta: You could, but at what cost? He's a gentle giant. You'd be better off giving him a hug. He's just trying to be a good dad, okay? Don't fight Delta.
  • Sinclair: Sure, you'd win, but what pleasure would you derive from it? I mean, the man's tried to apologize for his wrongdoings. I guess if you're one to hold grudges, then maybe you could fight Sinclair.
  • Eleanor Lamb: She will kick your ass and smile while she does. Just... don't. Don't fight Eleanor Lamb, please.
  • Sofia Lamb: Sure, but it really wouldn't be that great of a fight. She's probably not that strong. You might have to fight off some splicers to get to her, but ultimately it really wouldn't be that satisfying of a victory.
  • Booker Dewitt: Kick his ass. You'll lose, but it'll be totally worth it to kick his teeth in a little bit. Fight Booker Dewitt.
  • Elizabeth Comstock: Look, you could fight Elizabeth. Or you could not mess with space-tearing punch-packing genius babes and leave the room with all bones intact.
  • Zachary Hale Comstock: Fight this man. Fight him to the death. FUCK Zachary Comstock.
  • Daisy Fitzroy: Fight her. But know that you WILL lose and it'll be devastating.
  • Rosalind or Robert Lutece: Don't fight the Lutece twins. They won't land a single blow, they'll just find a universe where you got your ass kicked and your nose will bleed until you die of anemia or something.
Maternal Instinct
Brigid Tenenbaum

What makes something like me? I look at genes all day long, and never do I see the blueprint of sin. I could blame the Germans, but in truth, I did not find tormentors in the Prison Camp, but kindred spirits. These children I brutalized have awoken something inside that for most is beautiful and natural, but in me, is an abomination… my maternal instinct.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO’S A FUCKING TROOPER

BRIGID TENENBAUM. 

WHO STUCK HER NECK OUT TO SAVE THOSE GIRLS AND MAKE SURE THEY CAME BACK TO THE SURFACE? TENENBAUM. WHO WENT BACK AFTER 10 YEARS WHEN LITTLE GIRLS WERE BEING KIDNAPPED? TENENBAUM.

WHO WENT BACK ONE MORE TIME TO SAVE HER WORK AND HER COLLEAGUE FROM A WATERY DEATH? 

THIS BAD BITCH NAMED TENENBAUM.