Apparently this is a thing that is happening now.

Rule 1: post the rules you fuckass

Rule 2: answer the questions the fucker asked you and make 11 new ones

Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to your fucking post

Rule 4: let them know you fucking tagged them assmunch

Rule 5: dont you fucking tag me back or i will rip your innards and shove them up your asshole (NEW ADDITION!!!!!!!)

Tagged by adiossnoredor.

  1. What does your desktop look like? (pic please, no cleaning allowed)
    Well alright, but I have it set to go through a folder of photos and changes ever thirty seconds. As of this moment, however, it is this.

  2. Who is your favorite character from your favorite series of any kind? (books, tv, etc.)
    oMFG no. You can’t make me do that. Erm … fuckin’ a. Aradia’s my favourite Homestuck character, Spain my favourite Hetalia nation, Fluttershy my favourite pony, Jack is my favourite Doctor Who character, Kyouya my favourite Host … no. No, I cannot choose. 
  3. Best fanfic you’ve ever read?
    Also a thing that you cannot make me decide on. Just nope. 
  4. Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
    Scarlet Johansson.  
  5. Where do you want to be right now?
    Somewhere where it’s not cold as a witch tit. 
  6. Who do you want to be with?
    Idc, someone nice and cuddly who’d like to watch Merlin with me. 
  7. OTP?
    AraSol, AraFef, Aradia/All the bitches, Johnlock, Bubbleline, Spamano, DesShaun, TamaKyou … long-ass list. 
  8. Do you forgive me for tagging you in this?
    If I must. 
  9. Favorite AU of anything?
  10. Favorite color?
    Darkdarkdarkdarkdarkdarkdarkdark blue. 
  11. Thoughts on cold weather?
    Do not want.

My questions:

  1. If you were stuck in a underground shelter for a week, which one person and three items would you bring?
  2. Favourite fandom? And don’t be a pussy-ass like me, actually answer with just one.
  3. If you could meet any one person from tumblr, who would it be?
  4. If you could play any character in any movie (whether it’s already been made or not), who would it be?
  5. Why are we friends?
  6. If you could challenge anyone to a face battle (which is a better term for making out), who would it be?
  7. Do I really have to think of eleven questions?
  8. Wow fuck this shit. Uhm. Favourite game ever?
  9. If you could re-live any year of your life, which would it be and why?
  10. What did you want to be as a kid?
  11. What’s the weirdest talent you posses?

Also, I want anyone else who sees this and feels like doing it to do it. I’d love to see them!